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jackthemack
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What are some ways or qualities in a man that get you all googly eyed and mushy in hte private parts
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damn I took a L
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Change my brake pads.
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Pay my rent.
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? I look like? Repairmanmanmanman?
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It's either one or the other.
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I don't know what's wrong with my car. It's not shifting gears smoothly. I was told to replace the transmission fluid. Did that. Still have the same problem. And sometimes that tachometer thingy just starts revving for no reason and I"ll only be going about 30 or 40 mph. ? is mad annoying.
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U don't know how to fix ? . I don't work with my hands.
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Well you ? should. You're a man.
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Yes I know I don't know how to fix anything.
I can hook up all types of tvs dvrs xboxs modems and whatnot though. I'm excellent at that. -
I'm a scholar/video game geek not a ? lumberjack.
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Work it out dinkydoo. Im sure you're a whiz at constructing things with visual aids.
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jackthemack wrote: »? I look like? Repairmanmanmanman?
lol. damn ........ -
Iheart~Cali wrote: »I don't know what's wrong with my car. It's not shifting gears smoothly. I was told to replace the transmission fluid. Did that. Still have the same problem. And sometimes that tachometer thingy just starts revving for no reason and I"ll only be going about 30 or 40 mph. ? is mad annoying.
I'm no car expert but it sounds to me like you've got a belt that's slipping.
I tried to get in her head, but we just end up ? in bed. -
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Have a nice sense of style.
Nice height. (over 6ft)
Be attractive (8+ in looks)
Dont be fat
Be funny
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? spiders
change flats
make me laugh
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me givin up the panties -
pico rivera wrote: »? spiders
change flats
make me laugh=
me givin up the panties
You Ever Heard the One about the monkey and the two dogs? -
pico rivera wrote: »? spiders
change flats
make me laugh
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me givin up the panties
u just keep getting better -
ICame4Pussy wrote: »You Ever Heard the One about the monkey and the two dogs?
ummm no............ do tell -
Will Munny wrote: »I'm no car expert but it sounds to me like you've got a belt that's slipping.
I tried to get in her head, but we just end up ? in bed.
the bolded is truth......sounds like the timing belt is stretching -
pico rivera wrote: »ummm no............ do tell
Well apparently the monkey was getting a lot of attention............
Thats all i know, martin never finished the joke -
........................ICame4Pussy wrote: »Well apparently the monkey was getting a lot of attention............
Thats all i know, martin never finished the joke
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I never understood why women are so afraid of spiders. They don't scare me at all. I aint ? with no bird eatin tarantula tho u on ur own ?
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i got bit on my face by a spider when i was 3 so im traumatized
idk bout these other hoes mang -
That sounds like me and cats. I'm terrified of cats. I got attacked by my nana's old black cat Sabrina and fell down the stairs when I was 3
