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What's The Biggest L You've Witnessed Personally?

ICame4PussyICame4Pussy Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
edited February 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
in high school, one of my friends moms was seeing some dude in another town, so his house was always free on the weekends our junior and senior years. we'd basically get out of school at lunch time (cause we had study halls in the afternoon that we didnt have to go to as upperclassmen) and head over to his place. we'd get sh*t ready (try to find booze, buy weed, go to the store for food,) before dinnner time, then everyone would go home, have dinner, and wed meet back there to party at like 7.

well, when we were seniors, one of my friends freshmen brothers wanted to get in on the action, and said he could bring some freshmen girls... so we let him, and he came with us at noon to get high and set sh*t up... turns out it was the first time dude had ever smoked... we had some pretty decent stuff, and he was just smoking like a mad man... so we get high, then sit down to watch some tv, make some phone calls...

i look over at dude and he was as white as a piece of paper, CRYING, shaking all over, and talking about "i think im going to die, i cant feel my body." or some sh*t like that. so were like, calm down man, its just weed, youll be ok in 20 minutes... but hes FREAKING OUT... hes like, no guys call an ambulance, im dying... were like, f*ck no man, no ambulance is getting called, calm down...

so dude goes outside and starts saying he's too hot.. so he takes of his shirt and starts rolling around on the hood of my friends car then he starts shaking, saying hes too cold, and goes out and rolls down the driveway trying to warm up on the asphalt...

so at this point, im high out of my goddamn mind, and i may have never laughed so hard in my life... i remember actively trying hard not to piss myself so I didnt turn into the joke of the afternoon. but it was just amazing...

ANYWAYS... dude continues to freak out, and eventually runs up the street, pulls out his cellphone, and calls 911. and he continues to lose his sh*t in the middle of the street at like, 1pm... but the house we were at was right next to an assisted living program for retards... and the ambulances go there like, 2 times a day, and when the dispatch got the call, they just figured thats where they should show up...

so when they finally arrive, they go to that house, and my friends brother runs over AND STARTS ARGUING WITH THE RETARDS saying he needed the ambulance and he was the one that called.
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  • Hyde ParkeHyde Parke Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
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  • starrinstarrin Posts: 95
    edited January 2011
    lmaoo people be doing some crazy sht haaa i can picture him rolling on the car haaaa
  • SionSion Moderator, Legion of Trill, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 45,662 Regulator
    edited January 2011
    LOLOLOL woooowww lololol

    ahh shit this thread has all the markings to be a classic thread & the funniest thread of 2011 LOL
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    jono wrote: »
    This is the folly of the internet. Its become a bastion of misinformation, rumors, conspiracies and propaganda. A place where a person with no face or name can make accusations at any time with no verification or credentials and brainwash a small segment of people.
    T. Sanford wrote: »
    Message to the trills of the IC: May Legion Of Trill be your enemies downfall
  • jackthemackjackthemack Posts: 11,491 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    I've seen a nigga get put through a table on some Dudley Boys shit. Crazy ass linebacker nigga, who was mildly retarded mind you, spazzed on somebody for pulling his chair out from under him. Why that cracka did that? Idk. But he caught wreck in the worst way. White boy was sprawled out on the floor with salad, milk and grapes all over him.
  • SionSion Moderator, Legion of Trill, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 45,662 Regulator
    edited January 2011
    uppin.....
    IC Moderator and AHH Editor

    http://community.allhiphop.com/categories/site-help

    ^^^ If you need anything go here

    jono wrote: »
    This is the folly of the internet. Its become a bastion of misinformation, rumors, conspiracies and propaganda. A place where a person with no face or name can make accusations at any time with no verification or credentials and brainwash a small segment of people.
    T. Sanford wrote: »
    Message to the trills of the IC: May Legion Of Trill be your enemies downfall
  • So ILLSo ILL Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    in high school, one of my friends moms was seeing some dude in another town, so his house was always free on the weekends our junior and senior years. we'd basically get out of school at lunch time (cause we had study halls in the afternoon that we didnt have to go to as upperclassmen) and head over to his place. we'd get sh*t ready (try to find booze, buy weed, go to the store for food,) before dinnner time, then everyone would go home, have dinner, and wed meet back there to party at like 7.

    well, when we were seniors, one of my friends freshmen brothers wanted to get in on the action, and said he could bring some freshmen girls... so we let him, and he came with us at noon to get high and set sh*t up... turns out it was the first time dude had ever smoked... we had some pretty decent stuff, and he was just smoking like a mad man... so we get high, then sit down to watch some tv, make some phone calls...

    i look over at dude and he was as white as a piece of paper, CRYING, shaking all over, and talking about "i think im going to die, i cant feel my body." or some sh*t like that. so were like, calm down man, its just weed, youll be ok in 20 minutes... but hes FREAKING OUT... hes like, no guys call an ambulance, im dying... were like, f*ck no man, no ambulance is getting called, calm down...

    so dude goes outside and starts saying he's too hot.. so he takes of his shirt and starts rolling around on the hood of my friends car then he starts shaking, saying hes too cold, and goes out and rolls down the driveway trying to warm up on the asphalt...

    so at this point, im high out of my goddamn mind, and i may have never laughed so hard in my life... i remember actively trying hard not to piss myself so I didnt turn into the joke of the afternoon. but it was just amazing...

    ANYWAYS... dude continues to freak out, and eventually runs up the street, pulls out his cellphone, and calls 911. and he continues to lose his sh*t in the middle of the street at like, 1pm... but the house we were at was right next to an assisted living program for retards... and the ambulances go there like, 2 times a day, and when the dispatch got the call, they just figured thats where they should show up...

    so when they finally arrive, they go to that house, and my friends brother runs over AND STARTS ARGUING WITH THE RETARDS saying he needed the ambulance and he was the one that called.

    lol @ that story
  • IBPooK22IBPooK22 Posts: 156
    edited January 2011
    T/S Jacked This Thread From SOHH
    >Proof http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=984975
  • 1of11of1 Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    Damn...took that shit verbatim. No credit given on some Jay-Z shit. Were you biggin' up your brother t/s. Is your own flow foolish?
  • IBPooK22IBPooK22 Posts: 156
    edited January 2011
    damn...took that shit verbatim. No credit given on some jay-z shit. Were you biggin' up your brother t/s. Is your own flow foolish?
    smh!!! Terrible like he couldve switched it up a lil lol but on a lighter note those were sum pretty decent l's
  • BiLLZ333BiLLZ333 Posts: 480
    edited January 2011
    Damn...took that shit verbatim. No credit given on some Jay-Z shit. Were you biggin' up your brother t/s. Is your own flow foolish?

    LMAO im not a writer im a biter too funny
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 25,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    turrible...
    The Hacker. Top Cat. Tex. Wishbone Jones. George Costanza.
  • 1of11of1 Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    Yeah that thread is worth reading though.... some wild stuff in there.
  • jermfrassouttjermfrassoutt Posts: 115
    edited January 2011
    LMFAO @ the t/s story, but back when get rich or die trying came out, actually the night it came out, it was PACKED never seen the movies like that ever. so lines are basically out the doors but me and my niggas got our tickets and were waiting for our tickets to be ripped, then about 6 or7 white frat dudes with about 4 or 5 white broads came out one of the theater (which was right near the lobby) & said these exact words "god damn dude its like a fucking zoo out here." then one of the white broads said "a zoo full of monkeys right!".next thing i know sum old ass OG ass female that was behind me heard what she said & said "wait hold up" & just Laila Ali'd her shit. her nose leaked out instantly. the OG female yelled out what the white chick said. After that, the people that was waiting to get their tickets ripped jumped the lines & DESTROYED all them white folk. it had to be over 20-25 people waitin in that line. SOMEBODY took footage of it and till this day i never seen it pop up on youtube or anything
  • IBPooK22IBPooK22 Posts: 156
    edited January 2011
    Tru That Thread....Was #EPIC lol had a [email protected] geekun from all 27 pages but on da real I wanna hear sum stories from the GNS
  • CaliGuerillaBlazinCaliGuerillaBlazin Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    LMFAO @ the t/s story, but back when get rich or die trying came out, actually the night it came out, it was PACKED never seen the movies like that ever. so lines are basically out the doors but me and my niggas got our tickets and were waiting for our tickets to be ripped, then about 6 or7 white frat dudes with about 4 or 5 white broads came out one of the theater (which was right near the lobby) & said these exact words "god damn dude its like a fucking zoo out here." then one of the white broads said "a zoo full of monkeys right!".next thing i know sum old ass OG ass female that was behind me heard what she said & said "wait hold up" & just Laila Ali'd her shit. her nose leaked out instantly. the OG female yelled out what the white chick said. After that, the people that was waiting to get their tickets ripped jumped the lines & DESTROYED all them white folk. it had to be over 20-25 people waitin in that line. SOMEBODY took footage of it and till this day i never seen it pop up on youtube or anything

    Thats golden footage yo good shit. Hopefully it surfaces.

    I never go to SOHH but ima check that out and lurk here later.
  • ICame4PussyICame4Pussy Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    IBPooK22 wrote: »
    Tru That Thread....Was #EPIC lol had a [email protected] geekun from all 27 pages but on da real I wanna hear sum stories from the GNS

    Yea, I Jacked It Nigga
  • IBPooK22IBPooK22 Posts: 156
    edited January 2011
    Yea, I Jacked It Nigga
    u Mad? Lmao Dis Nicca Here Has No Originality nor any Shame n his Game lol How You Gunna Jack a Thread Without Atleast Addin Sum Uniqueness To It
  • ICame4PussyICame4Pussy Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    IBPooK22 wrote: »
    u Mad? Lmao Dis Nicca Here Has No Originality nor any Shame n his Game lol How You Gunna Jack a Thread Without Atleast Addin Sum Uniqueness To It
    Da fuck would i be mad for?
  • IBPooK22IBPooK22 Posts: 156
    edited January 2011
    Da fuck would i be mad for?
    It ain't dat serious lol
    Fall Bak My Dude
  • SOWETOSOWETO Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    i saw a dude get killed.
  • ICame4PussyICame4Pussy Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    IBPooK22 wrote: »
    It ain't dat serious lol
    Fall Bak My Dude

    Are you Retarded?
  • IBPooK22IBPooK22 Posts: 156
    edited January 2011
    Are you Retarded?
    Nicca Dat ? Iz Are U Demented? U Jack A Thread n Then Present like U Jus Knew u was Right lol Ol' Its Mine I MADE IT GIVE ME THA GLORY TYPE NICCA... Ur a Sad Human. U Should Get on Dem Knees n Pull Dat Thing On Ya Self #BOW!!!
  • ICame4PussyICame4Pussy Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    IBPooK22 wrote: »
    Nicca Dat ? Iz Are U Demented? U Jack A Thread n Then Present like U Jus Knew u was Right lol Ol' Its Mine I MADE IT GIVE ME THA GLORY TYPE NICCA... Ur a Sad Human. U Should Get on Dem Knees n Pull Dat Thing On Ya Self #BOW!!!

    So......You Are Retarded. Carry On
  • IBPooK22IBPooK22 Posts: 156
    edited January 2011
    So......You Are Retarded. Carry On
    Hahahaha Fukkin SocioPath!!! Nicca Getz No Bun Bunz n Real Life
  • dwade206dwade206 Posts: 11,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2011
    Im still waitin on 187sin to share his story how he got beat up in the supermarket by that gay dude
    Bustin a new nut on @R.D's moms collarbone everyday.
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