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i exagerated on an oj joke and called kato kaelin the greatest coke head of all time, and JG was like....naw richard pryor...so instead of de-railing that thread with a "what about rick james?"
i figured i'd make this thread....
it's a poll...but feel free to add noimnations
i figured i'd make this thread....
it's a poll...but feel free to add noimnations
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Sheen......
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Sheen
Pryor
Tyrone Biggums
James
You can put many musical legends on this ? from Billie Holiday, to James Brown,
Man ? that this ? was the ? truth.. this song.. is so rich
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what did the 5 fingers say to the face??? SLAP!
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rick james without a doubt............
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yo, if i had youtube i'd play some of the ultimate warrior promo's from wrestling days... if you ever need a good laugh... them ? 's are serisouly hilarious..? be talking to who the ? about what the ? , and be dead ass serious
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but charlie murphy true hollywood stories, gonna throw this ? in rick james favor easily
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Ultimate warrior!! Have u ever watched him?
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charlie sheen gets an honorable mention for that one interview alone
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his speeches at colleges are crazy, you kn ow he believes his own bs...
LOL, i remember that muthafucker be talking about the spaceships will take him to victory, and and go on and on about aliens and ? in his promos, lol.
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i only have gif material of warrior....
but even in this ? you looking like
"hmmmm..that man's high off ? ...possibly ? and acid"
? grinding his teeth n ? ....lmao
i wanna see the documentary where jericho and christian were making fun of dude... -
son i'm in tears right now just thinking of the hilarity of this ? we were exposed to as kids.. this ? was high as ? .......
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? forget about Robert Downey ever since Iron man.
And ? completely forgot about Darryl strawberry and his crackhead ways.
Back in the late 80's early 90's Downey and Strawberry were the biggest cokeheads in entertainment. -
yo the 80's and 90's were just GOAT for famous coke heads... ? just did far too many interviews on coke...
was it ever confirmed that ricky henderson wa on coke... this ? quotes just make me laugh like soooooo hard...
1) Rickey… on referring to himself in the third person:
“Listen, people are always saying, ‘Rickey says Rickey.’ But it’s been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I’m ticked off, saying, ‘Rickey, what the heck are you doing, Rickey?’ They say, ‘? , Rickey, what are you saying Rickey for? Why don’t you just say, ‘I?’ But I never did. I always said, ‘Rickey,’ and it became something for people to joke about.”
2) In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.
3) In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”
4) This one might be my second favorite. This wasn’t too long ago, I think it was the year he ended up playing with the Red Sox. Anyway, he called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”
5) This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”
6) Rickey once asked a teammate how long it would take him to drive to the Dominican Republic.
7) Moments after breaking Lou Brock’s stolen base record, Henderson told the crowd – with Brock mere feet next to him – “Lou Brock was a great base stealer, but today, I am the greatest of all-time.”
8) Henderson once fell asleep on an ice pack and got frostbite – which forced him to miss three games — in mid-August.
9) A reporter asked Henderson if Ken Caminiti’s estimate that 50 percent of Major League players were taking steroids was accurate. His response was, “Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there.”
10) Henderson broke Ty Cobb’s career record for runs scored with a home run. After taking his usual 45 seconds or so around the bases, Rickey slid into home plate.
11) On being Nolan Ryan’s 5,000th career strikeout: “It gave me no chance. He (Ryan) just blew it by me. But it’s an honor. I’ll have another paragraph in all the baseball books. I’m already in the books three or four times.”
12) San Diego GM Kevin Towers was trying to contact Rickey at a nearby hotel. He knew Henderson always used fake names to avoid the press, fans, etc. He was trying to think like Rickey and after several attempts; he was able to get Henderson on the phone.
Rickey had checked in under Richard Pryor.
13) I didn’t believe this one at first. However, I emailed a few contacts within the Sox organization and they claim it actually happened. This is priceless, it really is.
The morning after the Sox finished off the sweep against St. Louis last October, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.
14) The Mets were staying in a hotel less than a mile from Cinergy Field in Cincinnati. While some players walked, most took the team bus. A few minutes after they arrived — again it was less than a mile – the last players off the bus noticed a stretched limo that had just pulled up.
Of course, Rickey emerged from the back seat.
15) A reporter once asked Rickey if he talked to himself, “Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?”
16) OK, I know everyone has been waiting for it. Alas, according to both parties involved, it’s not true. I wish it were. Heck, both Rickey Henderson and John Olerud have said they wish it were true. But it just didn’t happen.
The story went that a few weeks into Henderson’s stint with the Mariners, he walked up to Olerud at the batting cage and asked him why he wore a batting helmet in the field. Olerud explained that he had an aneurysm at nine years old and he wore the helmet for protection. Legend goes that Henderson said, “Yeah, I used to play with a guy that had the same thing.”
Legend also goes that Olerud said, “That was me, Rickey.”
Henderson played with Olerud on the Blue Jays and the Mets.
17) Rickey was asked if he had the Garth Brooks album with Friends in Low Places and Henderson said, “Rickey doesn’t have albums. Rickey has CDs.”
18) During a contract holdout with Oakland in the early 1990s, Henderson said, “If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.”
19) In the late 1980s, the Yankees sent Henderson a six-figure bonus check. After a few months passed, an internal audit revealed the check had not been cashed. Current Yankees GM Brian Cashman – then a low-level nobody with the organization – called Rickey and asked if there was a problem with the check. Henderson said, “I’m just waiting for the money market rates to go up.”
20) In June 1999, when Henderson was playing with the Mets, he saw reporters running around the clubhouse before a game. He asked a teammate what was going on and he was told that Tom Robson, the team’s hitting coach, had just been fired. Henderson said, “Who’s he?”
21) This is my all-time favorite. Rickey was pulled over by a San Diego police officer for speeding. As the officer was approaching Rickey’s car, the window went down a few inches and a folded $100 bill emerged. The officer let Rickey and his money head home without a ticket.
22) When he was on the Yankees in the mid-1980s, Henderson told teammates that his condo had such a great view that he could see, “The Entire State Building.”
23) During one of his stays with Oakland, Henderson’s locker was next to Billy Beane’s. After making the team out of spring training, Beane was sent to the minors after a few months. Upon his return, about six weeks later, Henderson looked at Beane and said, “Hey, man, where have you been? Haven’t seen you in awhile.”
24) To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes.
25) In the last week of his lone season with the Red Sox, Chairman Tom Werner asked Henderson what he would like for his ‘going-away’ gift. Henderson said he wasn’t going anywhere, but he would like owner John Henry’s Mercedes. Werner said it would be tough to get the same make and model in less than a week and Henderson said, “No, I want his car.” Turns out the Sox got Henderson a Red Thunderbird and when he saw it on the field before the last game of the season, Rickey said, “Whose ugly car is on the field?” -
Jeff Hardy
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DMX how come he aint in the poll
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DMX how come he aint in the poll
? was just a basic coke head who over achieved cuz he could rap...
outside of impersonating an officer on multiple occasions, and barking...i can't think of anything hilarious x did.....
? odb >>>>>all of x's exploits single handedly by cashing his welfare check while having a #1 album ....AND putting the ? on mtv with a fur coat on...
? odb had commitment... ? ran on stage during the grammies...
odb>>>>>>>dmx
only ? that ever proudly boasted getting gonnerreah in an interview... -
yo, The Self Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior, download that ? son.
? opened my eyes for real, like dude always been gone in the head, but damn, you can actually see him getting crazier and crazier...
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playmaker88 wrote: »Sheen
Pryor
Tyrone Biggums
James
You can put many musical legends on this ? from Billie Holiday, to James Brown,
We doing fictional characters now? Lol. The boy Biggums smoked rocks, mainly. And without a doubt the greatest coke head ever is Mr. Antonia Montana AKA Scarface!
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