Bin Laden had a porn stash in his hideout

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Swiffness!
Swiffness! Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2011 in The Social Lounge
A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..............

Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/13/us-binladen-porn-idUSTRE74C4RK20110513

This muthafucka was drinkin Pepsi and watchin Alexis Texas like the rest of us while preaching against The West's nefarious influence. Sheeeeeeit, this ? was prolly watchin NFL games while eatin a bacon cheeseburger, waiting for Amazon to deliver his copy of Black Ops. Lol. Sucka ass fundamentalist. IF U GON BE BOUT IT, BE BOUT IT!!!
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  • cobbland
    cobbland Members Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sinnamon Love and Naomi Russell can help relieve stress.
  • MR.CJ
    MR.CJ Members Posts: 64,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    dude was watching pinky, austin taylor, and gianna michaels
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    He was an ordinary man with ? up intentions for America *shrugs* did we expect the man to be some psychopath, with Friday the 13th and Halloween movies, posters of mutilated bodies, a picture of Hannibal Lecter?

    Normal dude, nice to hear I guess. I don't see why this is relevant to his terrorist plots but okay lol why don't they give us info on his plots though instead?
  • Swiffness!
    Swiffness! Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE86 wrote: »
    why don't they give us info on his plots though instead?

    Probably because they're busying tracing those phone numbers he was calling...
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    Lol son was a regular dude whacking one out every once in a while
  • DMTxTHC
    DMTxTHC Members Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    As far as i know ? is only acceptable in Islam if you have the urge to commit adultery or fornication *shrugs*...porno is the ? lol
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    It'd be hilarious if Osama was into some obscure fetish ? .

    "2 girls, 13 pancakes, 1 tub of caterpillars" type ? .
  • birdcallaveli
    birdcallaveli Members Posts: 6,508 ✭✭✭✭
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    no ? , but i want the pentagon to release osamas top 5 dead or alive porn stars.
  • janklow
    janklow Members, Moderators Posts: 8,613 Regulator
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    VIBE86 wrote: »
    Normal dude, nice to hear I guess. I don't see why this is relevant to his terrorist plots but okay lol why don't they give us info on his plots though instead?
    it's relevant in that his actions are based on a fundamental belief system that disapproves of pornography
  • Generic
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    It'd be hilarious if Osama was into some obscure fetish ? .

    "2 girls, 13 pancakes, 1 tub of caterpillars" type ? .

    dead..... osama probably had that 1 girl 2 camels type ? .
  • a.mann
    a.mann Members Posts: 19,746 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE86 wrote: »
    He was an ordinary man with ? up intentions for America *shrugs* did we expect the man to be some psychopath, with Friday the 13th and Halloween movies, posters of mutilated bodies, a picture of Hannibal Lecter?

    Normal dude, nice to hear I guess. I don't see why this is relevant to his terrorist plots but okay lol why don't they give us info on his plots though instead?


    on the contrary,

    to say/see he was "normal" and regular cat only makes him more scarier and even worse for other Muslims that do "normal" things.



    but I can see this info being put out to be used as propaganda and show he preached purity but looked at filth, showing his followers or potential recruits that he was a lying hypocrite claiming he was doing all this for ? 's sake to destroy the infidel when he was living like one himself
  • brocktonpatriot
    brocktonpatriot Members Posts: 924 ✭✭✭
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    He seems like the kind of guy that likes big girls...
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    just goes to show, a dude can have 4 wives and still need his bangbus.
  • still-SBP
    still-SBP Members Posts: 898 ✭✭
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    He seems like the kind of guy that likes big girls...

    Them tall skinny ? always do
  • Swiffness!
    Swiffness! Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    just goes to show, a dude can have 4 wives and still need his bangbus.

    Bangbus? What is this, the early 2000s?
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Swiffness! wrote: »
    Bangbus? What is this, the early 2000s?

    ha ha yeah, i meant to say ?
  • UPTOWN
    UPTOWN Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 13,009 Regulator
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    janklow wrote: »
    it's relevant in that his actions are based on a fundamental belief system that disapproves of pornography

    yes but that applies to every religious person on the face of the earth. you can find a contradiction if you examine anyone against their "beliefs"

    look at mendenhal from the pittsburgh steelers and other sports figures .... yet there is supposed to be freedom of speech in america

    id bet they'd report that bin laden didnt feed his goldfish often enuff if one of the college students working at petsmart during the summertime found out proper info on it

    usa is contradicting itself and has become overly sensitive on every issue u can think of
  • Craig Robinson
    Craig Robinson Members Posts: 2,819 ✭✭✭✭
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    I am recently returned from a year as an Infantry Platoon Leader in South Afghanistan, and feel qualified to address a few things:
    PORN. Obviously I don't know if (Osama bin Laden) had porn, but a lot of the Taliban guys we captured and the Afghan Army guys we worked with had porn on their phones. Keep in mind, these are people who mostly live with no power, who ? in the ground (see following), and bathe once a month at most. Yet somehow they have cell phones with video capability, and have porn on these phones. A lot of this porn is filmed in Pakistan, and is INCREDIBLY low video quality. Most of the time it's a woman, still in pretty conservative dress, getting railroaded by a couple of bearded Pashtuns. A good amount of it, unfortunately, is child porn. Which is always horrible and difficult to see. Unfortunately, child sex is a huge part of the culture there, and really, deserves a longer and more in depth explanation than I can muster in this email.

    MARIJUANA FIELDS. I'm sure N/W Pakistan is just like South Afghanistan. The fields are crazy. A few times we set fields on fire with Artillery, and I am glad we did not get drug tested over there, because I have no doubt I would have failed. See the attached photo for an example.

    PORT-A-JOHNS. I figured I would show you what we were dealing with over there. The below photo is taken from a Combat Outpost (like Restrepo) in the middle of nowhere. We got some portajohns, and a local national water truck to empty them out. We quickly had to have separate facilities for American Soldiers and Afghan National Army Soldiers, because Afghans like to squat over a toilet and take a ? like they were back in the US... which results in the attached photo.

    http://deadspin.com/5800831/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-porn-weed-and-toilets-in-afghanistan-courtesy-a-platoon-leader
  • brocktonpatriot
    brocktonpatriot Members Posts: 924 ✭✭✭
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    Young-Ice wrote: »
    his favorite actress is dolly kumar

    Good Taste.
  • janklow
    janklow Members, Moderators Posts: 8,613 Regulator
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    yes but that applies to every religious person on the face of the earth. you can find a contradiction if you examine anyone against their "beliefs"
    however, the question is not "who else is a hypocrite"; the question is "why this is relevant"

    if his beef with the US wasn't tied with fundamentalism, it would be less relevant; it's obviously not relevant to specific aspects like terrorist attacks. but it IS relevant when you consider than a big part of his image/ideology is "pious fundamentalist"

    also, i actually suspect it's not his porn
  • edeeesq
    edeeesq Members Posts: 511
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    LoL @ OBL in ILLPix
  • kingblaze84
    kingblaze84 Members Posts: 14,288 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    no ? , but i want the pentagon to release osamas top 5 dead or alive porn stars.

    If he had good taste it would go like this......

    1-Cherokee D'Ass

    2-Joei Deluxxx

    3-Tootsie

    4- Sophie Dee

    5-Crystal Clear (I like them thick sometimes lol)
  • kingblaze84
    kingblaze84 Members Posts: 14,288 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • babafryo
    babafryo Members Posts: 679 ✭✭
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    It'd be hilarious if Osama was into some obscure fetish ? .

    "2 girls, 13 pancakes, 1 tub of caterpillars" type ? .


    this ? right here is hilarious
  • So ILL
    So ILL Members Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE86 wrote: »
    Normal dude, nice to hear I guess. I don't see why this is relevant to his terrorist plots but okay lol why don't they give us info on his plots though instead?

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