The unfunny quotes thread part 4

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  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    Pico diary entry 9-30-11


    So today was a pretty good day till it got all cold an stupid, its 62 degrees right now! I swear this is what it must feel like to live in Siberia.
    Anyways Ive been watching a lot of videos on youtube and my favorites so far are videos of Jupiter the talking cat, hes so chill for a cat and his
    homeboy Kona is such a spazz I lol at that ? every time I see it. My other favorite is the talking dog thats sad about his owner eating. I bought Nutri-system
    today cause im trying to drop that last 10lbs and i swear if this ? dont work im gonna pitch a fit!! Its gonna work tho cause I plan on going to Runyon Canyon 3X
    a week and the gym the other 4, I ? hate that canyon I swear the devil made that ? with his bare hands!! Washed all my gym clothes today so that they are
    ready for Mundane Monday. Thats gonna be a long ass day cause I gotta paint my ceiling, workout and go to school. FML ok. I tried to catch a kitten today but I had to give up when I fell in the mud and scraped my knee, it looks more like a rug burn to be honest tho. Smh how am I gonna explain that without getting the side eye????
    I guess im gonna look shabby for the rest of October cause my hair is gonna be a wild mess from all that sweating, oh well.

    bye
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  • Carlos Loozer
    Carlos Loozer Members Posts: 848
    edited October 2011
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    pico rivera wrote: »
    Pico diary entry 9-30-11


    So today was a pretty good day till it got all cold an stupid, its 62 degrees right now! I swear this is what it must feel like to live in Siberia.
    Anyways Ive been watching a lot of videos on youtube and my favorites so far are videos of Jupiter the talking cat, hes so chill for a cat and his
    homeboy Kona is such a spazz I lol at that ? every time I see it. My other favorite is the talking dog thats sad about his owner eating. I bought Nutri-system
    today cause im trying to drop that last 10lbs and i swear if this ? dont work im gonna pitch a fit!! Its gonna work tho cause I plan on going to Runyon Canyon 3X
    a week and the gym the other 4, I ? hate that canyon I swear the devil made that ? with his bare hands!! Washed all my gym clothes today so that they are
    ready for Mundane Monday. Thats gonna be a long ass day cause I gotta paint my ceiling, workout and go to school. FML ok. I tried to catch a kitten today but I had to give up when I fell in the mud and scraped my knee, it looks more like a rug burn to be honest tho. Smh how am I gonna explain that without getting the side eye????
    I guess im gonna look shabby for the rest of October cause my hair is gonna be a wild mess from all that sweating, oh well.

    bye

    unfunny proof of horribleness
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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    soul rattler wrote: »
    ^^^leave it to this dumb ? to forget today is Columbus Day

    I dont know if its funny that he dont know that alot of other people still work on Columbus Day

    or is it unfunny for his lack of knowledge of knowing the world outside his attic
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  • Plop Star
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    edited October 2011
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    GoFuckYourself wrote: »
    R.I.P. Donkey

    lol........donkey been dead
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  • onepunch2
    onepunch2 Banned Users Posts: 324
    edited October 2011
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    GoFuckYourself wrote: »

    I woke up and saw this corny ass picture posted by a corny ass poster who wasted 23 ? seconds of my time.

    these sweetish crackers can gofuckthemselves.

    ................................
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  • onepunch2
    onepunch2 Banned Users Posts: 324
    edited October 2011
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    GoFuckYourself wrote: »
    Crackers just can't stop losing.

    -gofuckyourself.

    ...................................
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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    soul rattler wrote: »
    Drake the type of ? who wiggles his toes in the air when he stretches

    Drake the type of ? who sprays Lysol after you finish smoking a cigarette and mean mug you as you walk away

    Drake the type of ? who would call the cops if you park in a handicap zone without the decal

    Drake the type of ? who will come outside with a leaf blower if you're mowing your lawn and some grass gets on his property

    Drake the type of ? who will give you a handshake and then immediately hug you while looking you in the eyes
    soul rattler wrote: »
    Drake the type of ? who will follow you 5 miles just to tell you that you didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign

    This is the type of ? that will bring this thread back
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  • Ip man
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    Uppin
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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    soul rattler wrote: »
    This thread has so many feelings. It's like Kingdom Come was the soundtrack to ? ' mothers getting ? and they've been bitter about it ever since.

    wack ? thats grasping for lol's
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  • T. Sanford
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    soul rattler wrote: »
    The intersection can only be named after Biggie if there's a restaurant with overrated food, a failing fitness club, and a comedy club with corny comedians.

    Smh @ these Juicyfruits

    Return of a trash poster with desperate cries for lol's
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  • T. Sanford
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    edited October 2013
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    soul rattler wrote: »
    He wanted to major in Geometry and thinks that voting is "real big...like it's good....like....like...aye run dat question back?"

    ? is straight trash
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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    soul rattler wrote: »
    It's a damn shame when grown ass men can't handle being taken to task over their own words and actions. At least Eminem admitted that his raps was fantasy and not to be taken seriously/literally.

    Today on Thanksgiving, on behalf of the IC & this thread. We thanks you for bringing unfunny posts to the site
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  • Stomp Johnson
    Stomp Johnson Members, Writer Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Anally."

    -Some random bastard on the IC.































    Anally.
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  • infamous114
    infamous114 Members, Moderators Posts: 52,202 Regulator
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    macadonwoo wrote: »
    Yall heard Drakes new one.??????Its to the beat of Eminems Cleaining out the closet. Drake goes in with " Im sorry Daaaddy I never meant squirt you. But Im a ? so Im comming out the closet!" Check that ? out ( comming out the closet - Drake - feat Lil b , young thug and Mr Cee
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  • T. Sanford
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    CONFLICT wrote: »
    T. Sanford wrote: »
    Creepset was founder by a ? that google ? snakes
    Hey i remember in the year 2000 and never when it was original and funny to pretend to be a dog on the internet

    resurrected this thread for this unfunny post

    post is suffering from atrocious counts of humor
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  • OmegaConflict
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    I posted that yesterday
    Here we are Its 5am
    Needless to say feelings were caught

    You know a ? lost when he starts looking for an audience

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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    CONFLICT wrote: »
    I posted that yesterday
    Here we are Its 5am
    Needless to say feelings were caught

    You know a ? lost when he starts looking for an audience

    thank you for bringing your posts into this thread

    you are highly welcome
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  • OmegaConflict
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    T. Sanford wrote: »
    CONFLICT wrote: »
    I posted that yesterday
    Here we are Its 5am
    Needless to say feelings were caught

    You know a ? lost when he starts looking for an audience

    thank you for bringing your posts into this thread

    you are highly welcome

    Better come prepared next time ?
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  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lol hilarious
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  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    this thread used to have so many dudes furious lmao
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  • OmegaConflict
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    T. Sanford wrote: »
    I just cop the IPhone 8

    ? is nice af
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  • OmegaConflict
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    $ineedmoney$ wrote: »
    ...I heard the check for the landscaping bounced and the White House wouldnt return his calls...
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  • T. Sanford
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    CONFLICT wrote: »
    ? _Lyfe wrote: »
    They're having hayrides in the park in my neighborhood.

    ? gon be wildin out on haystacks.

    Wtf is a hayride

    I hope it's not what I think it is
    tumblr_kwjjn3UEsk1qzx0l0o1_500.png

    another shortcoming of being humorous being displayed here

    posts like this is the reason why this thread wont ever die
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  • OmegaConflict
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    Great now I have another male groupie. A male groupie thats also a lurker. Fml
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  • T. Sanford
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    edited September 2014
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    CONFLICT wrote: »
    Great now I have another male groupie. A male groupie thats also a lurker. Fml

    another desperate & fail attempt to be funny
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