Can you or has anyone ever gotten a ___________ while in church???............

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blacklsoldier
blacklsoldier Members Posts: 899
edited September 2010 in For The Grown & Sexy
I mean some of the "stuff" sistas wear is highly inappropriate for church... I know im not the only one, that has been to funeral or church service and been like damn it's badd ? in here...... The tight and short skirts, low cut blouses with their cleavage hanging out everywhere and the high ass heels. How hard is it not to get a hard-on or am i the only one with that prob??????????
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  • GameTime33463
    GameTime33463 Members Posts: 3,895 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    Freepost!!!!!!!!!
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  • DRO
    DRO Members Posts: 9,943 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    Why u blank it out..

    Hell yeah i get hard in church... I see something i like, my mind jut goes for an adventure, then i have 2 snapp out of it and ask for 4giveness
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  • MERYLISBACK
    MERYLISBACK Banned Users Posts: 2,003 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    im goign to hell


    but my ex is a preachers son
    so after i left church one sunday i went to his church
    he was setting up for the 2nd service so it was just me and him there
    he started singing my favorite song of his and playing the piano at the same time
    it was sooo sexy while i was sitting on his lap
    so it got pretty heavy and i was damned near begging to give him a "proffesional" smfh
    when im ready im READY
    he was breaking down towards the end but after some intense ass dry ? i left. lmfao
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  • American Loo VII 3D
    American Loo VII 3D Members Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    after sunday school (5th grade) like me and three girls went into the closet

    one of them grabbed my ?

    i grabbed her hand to see who it was, it was pitch dark so i was holding it until someone opened the door so i could see

    but that ? was strong and YANKED her hand back.

    to this day, i wanna know who grabbed my ? at church.


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  • DRO
    DRO Members Posts: 9,943 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    merylisback wrote: »
    im goign to hell


    but my ex is a preachers son
    so after i left church one sunday i went to his church
    he was setting up for the 2nd service so it was just me and him there
    he started singing my favorite song of his and playing the piano at the same time
    it was sooo sexy while i was sitting on his lap
    so it got pretty heavy and i was damned near begging to give him a "proffesional" smfh
    when im ready im ready
    he was breaking down towards the end but after some intense ass dry ? i left. Lmfao

    so you was in church begin 2 suck a dudes ? ?
    Hahahahahahaha
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  • Focal Point
    Focal Point Members Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    if any dude say he hasn't is lying
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  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    naw not in church but i remember in school...this thick ? used to sit right acrooss. from me...i would just look at her...than the teacher was like

    ''xavier go to the board n do problem 6..i was like naw im good.....''
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  • MERYLISBACK
    MERYLISBACK Banned Users Posts: 2,003 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    PUPU_IZ_DRO wrote: »
    so you was in church begin 2 suck a dudes ? ?
    Hahahahahahaha
    :(
    im VERY sexaul
    if i want it, i want it
    i have no shame most of the time smfh (when it comes to my s/o)
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  • h.haver
    h.haver Members Posts: 252 ✭
    edited March 2010
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    Hoes have tried to get me to do stuff in church but I wont do it. They get all offended when I wont but I just can't do that. Its crossing the line for me.
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  • aquizzle
    aquizzle Members Posts: 589
    edited March 2010
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    A long time ago I used to attend this youth group at a local church. The majority of the group consisted of 8th, 9th and 10th graders... yea

    I didn't take part in any of those sins though lol
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  • Real Lady
    Real Lady Banned Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    I noticed that alot of people who grew up in the church turn athiest when they get grown, I wonder why? Is it because you see so much hypocrisy in the church, you don't believe that ? is real?
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  • American Loo VII 3D
    American Loo VII 3D Members Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    went on a church trip (9th grade) on the van ride back this chick with ? told me to sit in the far back seat with her

    then she shoved my hand up her skirt.

    now that i think about it, them church girls are aggressive
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  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    chruch girls be putn up a front this ? in highschool was fuckn some dude i know,,,sent him naked pics...so i saw her got her number n was likek whats good send me some naked pics?? she was like ive never done that...

    i like you serious?/ she kept sayn no...she said she was a ? when i knew she was lying...than one she got loud with me i said ? i got those naked pics my ? forwarded em to me from yo phone..

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  • Mr. AJ
    Mr. AJ Members Posts: 1,706 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    I'm not a Xtian but I have attended some church services as a youth and back then it wasn't any security cams and etc. I never ? in church but I mos def had some other things going on. These days:

    Church parking lot>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Club parking lot
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  • King Erauno
    King Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    in Church im always checkin out the women...the freaks...fat ? and ? ... Short skirts n ? . Knowin damn well alot of them went to the club last night
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  • The_Introvert
    The_Introvert Members Posts: 796 ✭
    edited March 2010
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    SMH.......... all imma say is we had a freaky sunday school teacher......... smh....... thats all im gonna say.
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  • ChillaDaKilla
    ChillaDaKilla Members, Banned Users Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    hell yeah we had some big tittied and fat assed women in tight outfits at my old church in detroit

    ? had a ? saying 21 hail marys for forgiveness
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  • blacklsoldier
    blacklsoldier Members Posts: 899
    edited September 2010
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    ........................................
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    edited September 2010
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    Ill be lyin if i said no
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