Ladies, if your man did some ? like this
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how would you react?
mean ya'll constantly ? with our controllers and ? , levels on the car stereo, how else we posed to get our revenge?
for real, why the ? i get in the truck, MY TRUCK and only hear music out the front right speaker? WTF WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?
LMAO .... funny ? playboy -
lol guilty.
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Yeah!!! ? with our X-box controllers and we'll ? with your................funny looking....grey microphone.
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hey! don't mess with a women's orgasm device! you might get hurt! and we may turn mid evil on yal.....lmao punishment may be No Hot cook meals, no head, no sex, for a few days.....***shrugs*** depending on the woman that is....loll
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the ? women use to get off with look like torture devices...
meh, I'm pretty sure it's a mic -
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WHY????
WH you playing with my settings??? OOO i can't stand that ? , Chevy need to come up with some ? that senses a drivers weight and switches the settings of the radio to that driver...
but hell you women folk be done found a way to bypass that too...
Ya'll know ya'll don't care bout our stereos the way we do, turning the bass down on the deck when the ? for the amp is sitting right next to your daggum leg...
just mashing ? and washing rims with steel wool then looking at us like we out our damn minds when we start going the hell off trying to form words but nothing but unintelligable sounds coming out instead...
that's why ya'll live longer then us, cause ya'll stress us the hell out, we could be 57 years old and ya'll still ? ... "? you better get up and go fix that damn crooked ass door ? !" "? ? THAT GOT DAMN DOOR ? MY JOINTS SWELLING!!!"
LMAOOOOOOOO no lie, but my dad is around that age, and yesterday morning, the side doorknob broke at my parents house!!!!!
My mom called me this morning b!tching that my dad still hasnt fixed it yet and he all ALL AFTERNOON to do it.
When my bf uses my car, he not only changes the sound, but the rear view mirror, the seat angle and distance to the pedals, those side mirrors and the wheel he pushes up so it's higher. I don't know how else to explain it, but I can't drive with the wheel like that. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE BOTHERS! ARGH!
lol @ washing my own car! I bring it to the detailing place. -
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because we can't get our legs under the wheel when we get in or out!!! we use our pockets unlike ya'll muhfukas!!!
ole, "you got pockets? can you hold my keys, phone, ID and two tampons for me?" ass ? !!!
ummm whats the purpose of having a purse or having pockets?? You mean suppose to hold "our" stuff. lol -
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because we can't get our legs under the wheel when we get in or out!!! we use our pockets unlike ya'll muhfukas!!!
ole, "you got pockets? can you hold my keys, phone, ID and two tampons for me?" ass ? !!!
AHAHAHAHA If we are out for a walk or bike ride, I can't bring a purse. He has to hold my stuff. Besides, mens pockets are bigger than ours.
What is it with guys and purses? My bf REFUSES to hold my purse for even a few seconds if we are out in public. I have to end up juggling my purse and hold on to him or the wall to fix my shoe. Or hold it between my thighs. -
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you could set the muhfukka down....lol
my wife got this BIIIIIIG ? COACH PURSE and she stay loing her keys and check cards and license...
she got, let see...
2 pocket books a coin purse, ANOTHER COIN PURSE, bills, unopened mail, some ? she did on Etsydotcom, tissue pack, my daughters first tooth? (wtf? ? like 5 years old), tissue wad with gum in it. Her SS card and VA card just loose off in there, yeah it's no wonder why ya'll stay losing ? ... why the ? is there a bottle of tabasco from an MRE in here?
Im a bit of a germ freak, and I would sooner balance my purse on my head than set it on the floor. Lol at the tabasco! -
smh i cant stand when my bf drives my car he ? up the fender last week and was like "oh my bad" and goes n plays xbox now if it were the other way around id be posting from the hospital smh
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lol funny ? bro
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lovelycreation wrote: »hey! don't mess with a women's orgasm device! you might get hurt! and we may turn mid evil on yal.....lmao punishment may be No Hot cook meals, no head, no sex, for a few days.....***shrugs*** depending on the woman that is....loll
So to "punish" your man you take away sex....wouldn't that hurt you too? That's always been a ? thing to do -
RedPassionColada wrote: »LMAOOOOOOOO no lie, but my dad is around that age, and yesterday morning, the side doorknob broke at my parents house!!!!!
My mom called me this morning b!tching that my dad still hasnt fixed it yet and he all ALL AFTERNOON to do it.
When my bf uses my car, he not only changes the sound, but the rear view mirror, the seat angle and distance to the pedals, those side mirrors and the
wheel he pushes up so it's higher. I don't know how else to explain it, but I can't drive with the wheel like that. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE BOTHERS! ARGH!
lol @ washing my own car! I bring it to the detailing place.
All those are things you're supposed to do when driving a car...it's called being a safe driver... -
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take a ? on his xboxI'm serious man, why the ? ya'll don't know how to close car doors all the way? OR TURN OFF THE FUGGIN HEADLIGHTS??@!!?
my wife done went thru so many damn battereis I swear she hold stock in Optimum...
? got me heated, she thought it was a great idea to cop a power convertor that plugs into the cig lighter...
tell me why the ? she thought it was a good idea to pull a surge protector in that ? ? and when it get to sparking and fire coming out the side vents she grabs it snatches it out the plug and throws it on the floor?
THROW THAT ? OUT THE WINDOW!!! ? IS YOU DOIN???
this ? had me dying -
what'd you do with the attachments that go to that wand?
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oh . cuz i know that thang came with 2 blue thangs to go on top
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