what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??
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The Count of Monte Cristo revenge stories are the best. Thumbs up.
damn the count was a G b -
This thread reminds me of a lot of funny ? I did when I was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.
* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X
* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an ? message, and left them all around town.
* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* ? in his clothes drawers in his room
* ? on his moms bed
* Generally trashed his basement
Needless to say he got thrown out of the house -
princetavern wrote: »This thread reminds me of a lot of funny ? I did when I was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.
* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X
* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an ? message, and left them all around town.
* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* ? in his clothes drawers in his room
* ? on his moms bed
* Generally trashed his basement
Needless to say he got thrown out of the house
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princetavern wrote: »This thread reminds me of a lot of funny ? I did when I was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.
* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X
* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an ? message, and left them all around town.
* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* ? in his clothes drawers in his room
* ? on his moms bed
* Generally trashed his basement
Needless to say he got thrown out of the house
i'd prollie still be in jail -
was dating this older chick when i was bout 19. she had a kid i couldnt stand, and i didnt really like her either, her and i were in the kitchen, her baby was on the couch (he about 1), i leave the kitchen come to the living room, and see this lil ? chewing on something. i take it out his mouth. its a damn razor blade... i held the blade in my hand for a good 20 seconds! and i just handed it right back to him lo he put it back in his mouth we kept chilling LOL .
she came in saw him chewing on it and lost it.... y do i still think this is funny lol.
u r wrong for that one....damn. -
babyfakmageeaxs wrote: »When i was 15 i took my girl to the dollar movies..five minutes into the movies we decide to go to the car so i can get my Travis barker on (no dizz, no texasboi) and i end up nuttin all over my back seat. Now back then i had a 98 camry with cloth seats, so the stain was huge and noticeable. Next day moms asks me what happened in the back, and of course i lie and say my friend spilled ice cream on the seat, and i would clean up the stain after i shower. When i came back downstairs she was cleaning my nut stain out the back seat..............
I had sex with my homeboys girl while they were taking a "break"
ive ? in girls mouths without telling em several times
Had sex with my ex in her new boyfriends car...........and i nut in her, and he ate her out when she got home
Hit a chick up on craiglist, went to the house, donated some moola for her time, smashed it to kibble n bits, then when she went to the bathroom after we finished, i grabbed my "donation" and ran out
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greatgodman wrote: »when i was 19, i wanted to ? this 16 yrs old girl. she was sexy as hell. so one night me her and my best friend who is also a girl when to the porno shop. my best friend wanted some porn so we in got some thing and got out. when i drop my best friend at her house, this girl said she was ? and i beat the p up twice with no rubber. after i drop her off at her house i saw her older sister and decide to stay at the house. so i went int o her room and lock the door. i get her a massage and then i started to finger pop her and finally ? . no rubber again.after that i was ? both of them all the time in the same day. funniest thing to see them sux me off and me not washing up after the sex.
i'm saluting you right now. -
digged in my ass and swirled my finger in some guys soda
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mscayennepeppa wrote: »Well lemme see...One time i was messing with a dude who i knew had a girl, I told him I was pregnant(i wasnt) and that I was keeping it ,knowing he wasnt trying to get in trouble. He gave me the money for me to terminate it and i went shopping like a mug....lol One time i was dating this guy, and his friend was liking me on the low, calling me, telling how his friend was tryna play me , so i used to gas his head up telling him all types of stuff, one day he sends me a pic of his wood,lol, so i forwarded the picture to his friends phone, they stopped talking because of that lol
When I was in high school, me and home girls used to take dudes videogames and sell them, they never knew where that Madden went lol
smh....the definition of grimey. -
princetavern wrote: »This thread reminds me of a lot of funny ? I did when I was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.
* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X
* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an ? message, and left them all around town.
* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* ? in his clothes drawers in his room
* ? on his moms bed
* Generally trashed his basement
Needless to say he got thrown out of the house
hahahaha dayum b props. ? like that takes some kinda plannin and coordination skill yadiggsme. put that ? on ya cv. -
princetavern wrote: »This thread reminds me of a lot of funny ? I did when I was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.
* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X
* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an ? message, and left them all around town.
* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* ? in his clothes drawers in his room
* ? on his moms bed
* Generally trashed his basement
Needless to say he got thrown out of the house
willing to be my next check that this dude is a whiteboy. -
originally posted by princetavern
this thread reminds me of a lot of funny ? i did when i was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.
* stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was x
* stole a bunch of newly delivered ups boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* sold some girl a counterfeit septa pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an ? message, and left them all around town.
* hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* ? in his clothes drawers in his room
* ? on his moms bed
* generally trashed his basement
needless to say he got thrown out of the house
hahahahahahaha!!!!
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hmmm...i guess i can tell 1 story and not get struck by lightning....
Cheated on my man with this cat. Had him taking me out on dates, taking me shopping, etc etc for about 6 months but only when i would go home for the wknd and my man would have to work and what not. Never had sex with him or did more than kiss. Stayed giving him excuses why I oculdnt see him during the week (me and my man basically shacked up 2gether). He had everyone in his hood thinkin i was his girl. etc etc finally one night I went to this party, he was there, we left together, went to a hotel and Did the damn thing. The next morning I left him in the room, I got home, changed my #, wouldnt answer his emails, and never talked to him again till a year later when I saw him while I was on vacation. He hates me. Hates. -
CASH RULES wrote: »told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica
made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox
LMAO them damn IC stories lmao -
Damn...I haven't lived.
I colored outside the lines once--on purpose. -
finally, some ladies coming into the confessional....
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DEE-LICIOUS wrote: »hmmm...i guess i can tell 1 story and not get struck by lightning....
Cheated on my man with this cat. Had him taking me out on dates, taking me shopping, etc etc for about 6 months but only when i would go home for the wknd and my man would have to work and what not. Never had sex with him or did more than kiss. Stayed giving him excuses why I oculdnt see him during the week (me and my man basically shacked up 2gether). He had everyone in his hood thinkin i was his girl. etc etc finally one night I went to this party, he was there, we left together, went to a hotel and Did the damn thing. The next morning I left him in the room, I got home, changed my #, wouldnt answer his emails, and never talked to him again till a year later when I saw him while I was on vacation. He hates me. Hates.
That turned me on for some reason, i love a ? with no conscience. Hit me up if you ever come to Florida Dee.
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mscayennepeppa wrote: »Well lemme see...One time i was messing with a dude who i knew had a girl, I told him I was pregnant(i wasnt) and that I was keeping it ,knowing he wasnt trying to get in trouble. He gave me the money for me to terminate it and i went shopping like a mug....lol
One time i was dating this guy, and his friend was liking me on the low, calling me, telling how his friend was tryna play me , so i used to gas his head up telling him all types of stuff, one day he sends me a pic of his wood,lol, so i forwarded the picture to his friends phone, they stopped talking because of that lol
When I was in high school, me and home girls used to take dudes videogames and sell them, they never knew where that Madden went lol
Awwwww hellllllllllllllllll 2 the nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that ? should be punishable by death lmao. You took the madden in the words of Cedric "I wish a ? WOULD" -
That turned me on for some reason, i love a ? with no conscience. Hit me up if you ever come to Florida Dee.
lmao I'll be in Tampa in June -
DEE-LICIOUS wrote: »hmmm...i guess i can tell 1 story and not get struck by lightning....
Cheated on my man with this cat. Had him taking me out on dates, taking me shopping, etc etc for about 6 months but only when i would go home for the wknd and my man would have to work and what not. Never had sex with him or did more than kiss. Stayed giving him excuses why I oculdnt see him during the week (me and my man basically shacked up 2gether). He had everyone in his hood thinkin i was his girl. etc etc finally one night I went to this party, he was there, we left together, went to a hotel and Did the damn thing. The next morning I left him in the room, I got home, changed my #, wouldnt answer his emails, and never talked to him again till a year later when I saw him while I was on vacation. He hates me. Hates.
damn... did ya boo ever find out?? -
That turned me on for some reason, i love a ? with no conscience. Hit me up if you ever come to Florida Dee.
Smooth post right here^ -
death187sin wrote: »damn... did ya boo ever find out??
Hell to the naw! lol He used to be suspicious of all the new ? I had, cause he knew I ain't have a job and he said my mom would never pay for some of the stuff I used to bring home but he never had no proof of anything so he couldnt really say too much. And he used to hate my cousins cause he said they never stayed in the house and were fast ? . lol they were my alibi when I went on dates and ? . -
DEE-LICIOUS wrote: »Hell to the naw! lol He used to be suspicious of all the new ? I had, cause he knew I ain't have a job and he said my mom would never pay for some of the stuff I used to bring home but he never had no proof of anything so he couldnt really say too much. And he used to hate my cousins cause he said they never stayed in the house and were fast ? . lol they were my alibi when I went on dates and ? .
LOL.. Just seems like allot of effort to cover it up.. I can't talk though.. I once told my main squeeze that my Grandmother died and I had to fly to California for the services when the whole time I was shacked up in a hotel just blocks from the house wit some Indian chick who paid for everything.. -
detcatinva wrote: »back in high school this chick was crazy in love wit me and the feeling wasnt mutual. i only made matters worse by taking advantage of her like the dog i am and ? her. she was ? me off always callin me like 2o times a ay from different numbers. im wit mah ? and she pops up at da crib w/o calling.we smoke some bud and she tryna ? wit a ? but im playin her. mah ? wanted to hit so i tell her that she gotta ? wit ah ? too. she says imma do it for you and she let the ? hit in my house. after that i had to stop ? wit her all together. u seriously have to have some low self esteem as a girl for me to tell you to ? mah ? and u go do it
I've done that ? too. Except i told the chick she had to let my older brother splash 'cause i had to go to work and didnt have time. I told her to take a bath first too,'cause her ? had that middle of the summertime sweaty smell (you best believe i did the smell test). She was in the tub before i left the house. -
death187sin wrote: »LOL.. Just seems like allot of effort to cover it up.. I can't talk though.. I once told my main squeeze that my Grandmother died and I had to fly to California for the services when the whole time I was shacked up in a hotel just blocks from the house wit some Indian chick who paid for everything..
lol i mean it wasnt a lot of effort. He'd be like what u doin tonight? And I'd be like me and my cousins are goin out. The more effort you make, the easier it is to get caught. lol simplicity is key. He used to be like where u gettin all this ? from? And I'd be like my mom loves me.
