What if "Friday" was remade with an all white cast?
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How would this work out?
I thought of the following people...
Jonah Hill-Craig
Michael Cera - Smokey
Megan Fox - Debbie
Brock Lesnar- Debo
William Shatner - Mr. Jones
Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
Mila Kunis- Dana
Ashley Tisdale - Joi
Kevin James - Big Worm
DJ Qualls - Red
Britney Spears - Felisha
Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
Kenny G - Stanley
Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
Eminem -Ezal
Laz Alonso - Hector
Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
Nikki Blonski - Rita
Michael Caine- Red's Father
I thought of the following people...
Jonah Hill-Craig
Michael Cera - Smokey
Megan Fox - Debbie
Brock Lesnar- Debo
William Shatner - Mr. Jones
Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
Mila Kunis- Dana
Ashley Tisdale - Joi
Kevin James - Big Worm
DJ Qualls - Red
Britney Spears - Felisha
Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
Kenny G - Stanley
Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
Eminem -Ezal
Laz Alonso - Hector
Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
Nikki Blonski - Rita
Michael Caine- Red's Father
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Then it wouldn't be funny
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Thread opening...How would this work out?
I thought of the following people...
Jonah Hill-Craig
Michael Cera - Smokey
Megan Fox - Debbie
Brock Lesnar- Debo
William Shatner - Mr. Jones
Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
Mila Kunis- Dana
Ashley Tisdale - Joi
Kevin James - Big Worm
DJ Qualls - Red
Britney Spears - Felisha
Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
Kenny G - Stanley
Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
Eminem -Ezal
Laz Alonso - Hector
Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
Nikki Blonski - Rita
Michael Caine- Red's FatherThen it wouldn't be funny
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Damn, lol.
Ya'll wouldn't find it funny? -
As outrageous as it sounds i might be interested in watching something like that. if they will be in the same or similar situations and/or dialogue as the original. i think i would be dying from hilarity. but it would be due more to me laughing at them than with them. sort of like reverse coonery if u will. in this case, crackers will be tap dancing for us versus the other way around. watching highly regarded actors like kathy bates, michael caine, and william shatner shook and jive for the camera, michael cera shouthing "you got knocked the ? out" would all be highly memorable moments
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i am not getting ur point wht is mean by that list
Those are the actors who would play the characters from the movie. -
How would this work out?
I thought of the following people...
Jonah Hill-Craig
Michael Cera - Smokey
Megan Fox - Debbie
Brock Lesnar- Debo
William Shatner - Mr. Jones
Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
Mila Kunis- Dana
Ashley Tisdale - Joi
Kevin James - Big Worm
DJ Qualls - Red
Britney Spears - Felisha
Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
Kenny G - Stanley
Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
Eminem -Ezal
Laz Alonso - Hector
Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
Nikki Blonski - Rita
Michael Caine- Red's Father
replace ellen with roseanne and maybe...lol nah its an interesting idea and id probably watch just outta sheer curiosity. cant imagine it would be even half way funny -
michael cera as smokey/ WHAT?!
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only if none of the dialogue is changed and the script stays exactly the same.
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Lmfao at the thought of Michael Cera saying "You just got knocked the ? out" HAHAHAHA
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Then it wouldn't be funny
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and i dont even know who them white folks are -
maybe if jason mewes (jay from jay and silent bob) played smokey....
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Lmao @ what the movie would come out like if this happened. I atleast find it funny..
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You know they would do some ? like that
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It would be the movie version of Weeds...
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earth two superman wrote: »maybe if jason mewes (jay from jay and silent bob) played smokey....
Yea Mike Cera has no business being in an all white remake of Friday lmao -
michael cera as a smokey type? never...get a wacky white boy like Danny Mcbride, idk a ? skinny white young ? that could make that work...jonah hill lost weight btw so eh
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C/s Danny McBride
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How would this work out?
I thought of the following people...
Jonah Hill-Craig
Michael Cera - Smokey
Megan Fox - Debbie
Brock Lesnar- Debo
William Shatner - Mr. Jones
Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
Mila Kunis- Dana
Ashley Tisdale - Joi
Kevin James - Big Worm
DJ Qualls - Red
Britney Spears - Felisha
Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
Kenny G - Stanley
Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
Eminem -Ezal
Laz Alonso - Hector
Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
Nikki Blonski - Rita
Michael Caine- Red's Father
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^numbaz...80's baby wrote: »? would be corny mane.
Who goin play the crackhead?
Who goin play the white neighbor that acts like an uppity ? ?
Who goin play Smokey?
Who goin play Pops or Big Worm?
The ? would be lame as ? . -
? said Kevin James as big worm.
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They Already Made It...Its Called "Clerks" White People Love That Movie
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I gotta admit, seeing William Shatner say, "You ain't gotta worry about being no dogcatcher, you gotta worry about a dog catchin' yo' ass!", would be pretty damn funny.
I'd go see this just for the prospect of him doing John Witherspoon's dialogue. -
please ? yourself for this disrespectful thread to the GOAT movie.
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Jack black as smokey.
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What no love for charlie sheen tho? Surely he could fit in the show somehow