What's the quickest way to a million dollars??!

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JUICY_FRUIT
JUICY_FRUIT Members Posts: 205
edited September 2011 in Strictly Business
I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????
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  • ICame4Pussy
    ICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
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    Lawsuits or Sucking a ? N/H
  • Miles HIGH
    Miles HIGH Members Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭
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    If that's you in yo avi...And you can act stupid enough...Start off by gettin on a reality show.
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
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    I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????

    Well, seeing that you didn't even mention any skill set that you may have.


    For you, alot of pornography may get you that milli.
  • spit_fiya
    spit_fiya Members Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    401K plan....especially if your job matches it. You put about 12% of your earnings in your 401k and the company matches it at 4%.....you'll be a millionaire by 45 tops. That's if you're gettin paid at least 40K a year.
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
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    spit_fiya wrote: »
    401K plan....especially if your job matches it. You put about 12% of your earnings in your 401k and the company matches it at 4%.....you'll be a millionaire by 45 tops. That's if you're gettin paid at least 40K a year.

    She said the quickest.

    Thats a 25 year plan bruh.
  • chilly
    chilly Members Posts: 1,206 ✭✭
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    Federal penitentiary cell.
  • Manik Sona
    Manik Sona Members Posts: 350
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    If I knew I wouldn't be on here, I'd be in Hawaii or somethin. LOL
  • kevmic
    kevmic Members Posts: 1,888 ✭✭
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    I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????

    Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

    You can also get a ? job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.
  • HustleTree
    HustleTree Members Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    She said the quickest.

    Thats a 25 year plan bruh.

    Clearly lol ...Was thinking the same ?
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
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    kevmic wrote: »
    Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

    You can also get a ? job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.[/QUOTE]

    This is prob the plan she'd most likely execute.
  • King Erauno
    King Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    extortion.


    get ass implants and a breast job. go be a video hoe for a year. ? every rapper/actor you meet and write a book about it. threaten them so that theyll pay you.


    it may backfire and you could be in the hole 1 milli but that should be worth the gamble. scared money dont make money
  • thehonorable
    thehonorable Members Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭✭
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    Why do people think stocks are the instant money plan?
  • truth spitter
    truth spitter Members Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭
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    Juicy fruit u are free. I thought u was locked up.
  • kevmic
    kevmic Members Posts: 1,888 ✭✭
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    kevmic wrote: »
    Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

    You can also get a ? job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.[/QUOTE]

    This is prob the plan she'd most likely execute.

    Especially if she's asking for the quickest way to do it.
  • Kushington
    Kushington Members Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Plenty of ways:

    -take hostages and demand a million dollars ransom for their return
    -rob a wealthy drug dealer and have someone to sell the drugs to

    -rob an armored car

    -rob a jewelry store and have someone to sell the jewels to

    -create a hit music record

    -invent something useful

    -write a best selling book

    ill post more when i remember some more, if you dont worry about pesky laws, there are plenty of ways to get to a milly quickly
  • Miles HIGH
    Miles HIGH Members Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭
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    Kushington wrote: »

    -invent something useful

    This here has haunted me for damn near my whole life...Like, if I could just invent somethin good, I'd be set...I look at products like the damn Snuggie and just SMH...Them ? paid off the most simple ? that nobody else thought to patent and sell.
  • Kushington
    Kushington Members Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Heres some more:

    -gambling at the casino

    -gambling at the racetrack

    -the lottery









    -embezzlement, but you need a career where youre able to embezzle first

    -successful ponzi scheme

    Im droppin ? gems in this thread
  • Reina B
    Reina B Members Posts: 2,190 ✭✭
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    ASK AQUA...she's a BAWSE maybe she can get you a job
  • politicalthug202
    politicalthug202 Members Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭✭
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    get ass implants, move to miami and get a day job
    then be a stripper at night, invest all your stripper earnings
    with a broker.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Well t/s if you're a female, then I suggest u look b/t your legs. That right their is your ticket. The power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
  • bbwthick23
    bbwthick23 Members Posts: 954 ✭✭✭
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    Gun and a Ski mask...
  • Madbeats
    Madbeats Members Posts: 544
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    Miles HIGH wrote: »
    This here has haunted me for damn near my whole life...Like, if I could just invent somethin good, I'd be set...I look at products like the damn Snuggie and just SMH...Them ? paid off the most simple ? that nobody else thought to patent and sell.

    No ? , right?! Some of the ? that peeps hit the jackpot with just blows me away!!!
  • rapbizla
    rapbizla Members Posts: 86
    edited September 2011
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    Rob a bank, lmao!
  • longmeat
    longmeat Members Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭
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    Get yours the fast way, the ski mask way. Take money, take money money!
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2012
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    Purchase an million dollar insurance policy on somebody you cant stand and then hire a hit man to murk they ass soon as the undwritng process is done. That way you've made a mill without doin any labor