Why you ain't f*cked shorty yet... 101

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Fundz O' Plenty
Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
edited July 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
***If you say "I already know this ? ", you prolly don't. If you did, you wouldn't have to say it... Just sayin.***

I'mma say my peace, yall can add on:

1. You're a fan, stop it, now. Let's the chic know you're interested without all that extra ? . She'll start treatin' your ass like a TMZ reporter..
2. You're a mama's ? , cut that ? out... Nuff said.
3. She hasn't been tested... You gotta see where her head is... Figuratively and literally... What I mean is freaky convo, little touches/sqeezes and ? here and there. Cause if you don't, you'll become her BEST girlfriend.
4. Stop that "sexting" ? ! Be a man, call the chic so she can here your voice and know you need bidness bout them skins!

Add on....

P.S. I really just want ? to win this summer.... You're all welcome.
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  • American Loo VII 3D
    American Loo VII 3D Members Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭
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    i always make it a point to grab a chick ass within a week and a half of knowing them (if im interested)

    and i dont mean like grab it real quick like you scared and you in junior high school

    put your palm on the undercuff of the ass softly squeeze it ..and look her dead in the eye when she turns around.

    YOU"LL NEVER BE PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE. TRUST.
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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    this will be educational

    applause for this sure multiplat thread
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  • Simma II
    Simma II Banned Users Posts: 787
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    Lol @ Loon's sig
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  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
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    American Loo VII 3D wrote: »
    i always make it a point to grab a chick ass within a week and a half of knowing them (if im interested)

    and i dont mean like grab it real quick like you scared and you in junior high school

    put your palm on the undercuff of the ass softly squeeze it ..and look her dead in the eye when she turns around.

    YOU"LL NEVER BE PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE. TRUST.

    That's what I'm talkin' about....

    *salutes*
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  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    if you have to follow this ? pointers u already lost and should jump off a bridge.
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    American Loo VII 3D wrote: »
    i always make it a point to grab a chick ass within a week and a half of knowing them (if im interested)

    and i dont mean like grab it real quick like you scared and you in junior high school

    put your palm on the undercuff of the ass softly squeeze it ..and look her dead in the eye when she turns around.

    YOU"LL NEVER BE PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE. TRUST.
    Basically, she needs to know that you are trying to ? not befriend her.
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  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
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    blazini wrote: »
    if you have to follow this ? pointers u already lost and should jump off a bridge.

    We ain't startin' no ? blazin'..... Contribute or ? ! I schooled you on how I took June from you so you should have plenty of material lil ? ...
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  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
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    Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »
    ***If you say "I already know this ? ", you prolly don't. If you did, you wouldn't have to say it... Just say.***

    I'mma say my peace, yall can add on:

    1. You're a fan, stop it, now. Let's the chic know you're interested without all that extra ? . She'll start treatin' your ass like a TMZ reporter..
    2. You're a mama's ? , cut that ? out... Nuff said.
    3. She hasn't been tested... You gotta see where her head is... Figuratively and literally... What I mean is freakin' convo, little touches/sqeezes and ? here and there. Cause if you don't, you'll become her BEST girlfriend.
    4. Stop that "sexting" ? ! Be a man, call the chic so she can here your voice and know you need bidness bout them skins!

    Add on....

    P.S. I really just want ? to win this summer.... You're all welcome.

    Man if ? ain't winning by now there is nothing we can do. Let the losers be losers. You can't save em all.
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  • louis the great
    louis the great Members Posts: 6,476 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    blazini wrote: »
    if you have to follow this ? pointers u already lost and should jump off a bridge.

    Truth.com !
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  • American Loo VII 3D
    American Loo VII 3D Members Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    Basically, she needs to know that you are trying to ? not befriend her.

    exactly. and thats just MY way of saying, "Hey, Im not a friend."
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  • louis the great
    louis the great Members Posts: 6,476 ✭✭✭
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    Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »
    We ain't startin' no ? blazin'..... Contribute or ? ! I schooled you on how I took June from you so you should have plenty of material lil ? ...

    Yo these ? is beyond gettin saved. They have no interest in gettin ? what so ever.
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  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
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    tru_m.a.c wrote: »
    Man if ? ain't winning by now there is nothing we can do. Let the losers be losers. You can't save em all.

    lol, ok bet.....
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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    SMH @ ? ending Du appreciation week early without notifying a ?

    ya'll cats got no e-loyalty
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  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
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    louis the great wrote: »
    Yo these ? is beyond gettin saved. They have no interest in gettin ? what so ever.

    LMAO!!! Oh aight.... I tried mayne....
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  • Dick Shitman
    Dick Shitman Members Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭
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    Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »
    ***If you say "I already know this ? ", you prolly don't. If you did, you wouldn't have to say it... Just sayin.***

    I'mma say my peace, yall can add on:

    1. You're a fan, stop it, now. Let's the chic know you're interested without all that extra ? . She'll start treatin' your ass like a TMZ reporter..
    2. You're a mama's ? , cut that ? out... Nuff said.
    3. She hasn't been tested... You gotta see where her head is... Figuratively and literally... What I mean is freaky convo, little touches/sqeezes and ? here and there. Cause if you don't, you'll become her BEST girlfriend.
    4. Stop that "sexting" ? ! Be a man, call the chic so she can here your voice and know you need bidness bout them skins!

    Add on....

    P.S. I really just want ? to win this summer.... You're all welcome.

    bolded for truth
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  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
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    blakfyahking wrote: »
    SMH @ ? ending Du appreciation week early without notifying a ?

    ya'll cats got no e-loyalty

    That AV ? ended yesterday for me....lol! I still appreciate the ? tho.
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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    American Loo VII 3D wrote: »
    i always make it a point to grab a chick ass within a week and a half of knowing them (if im interested)

    and i dont mean like grab it real quick like you scared and you in junior high school

    put your palm on the undercuff of the ass softly squeeze it ..and look her dead in the eye when she turns around.

    YOU"LL NEVER BE PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE. TRUST.

    Loo you gon get one of these soft ass dudes smacked the ? up LOL

    I would pay actual money to see one of these "nice guys" try to pull that off in public

    there will be chalk lines around that ? haha
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  • Prim-O Cla$$ic
    Prim-O Cla$$ic Members Posts: 2,409
    edited April 2010
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    LoL @ Precious twin brother Fundz making a thread about females....like he get any.
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  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
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    blakfyahking wrote: »
    Loo you gon get one of these soft ass dudes smacked the ? up LOL

    I would pay actual money to see one of these "nice guys" try to pull that off in public

    there will be chalk lines around that ? haha

    Funny ? ....
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  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
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    Prim-O Cla$$ic wrote: »
    LoL @ Precious twin brother Fundz making a thread about females....like he get any.

    What's up primo. Happy now?
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  • American Loo VII 3D
    American Loo VII 3D Members Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭
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    blakfyahking wrote: »
    Loo you gon get one of these soft ass dudes smacked the ? up LOL

    I would pay actual money to see one of these "nice guys" try to pull that off in public

    there will be chalk lines around that ? haha

    lol

    well timing is everything. i guess if you're a soft guy the "best" time to do this would be at the END of a great date.

    ? like me'll do it in the mall.
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  • Simma II
    Simma II Banned Users Posts: 787
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    Hilarious .
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    American Loo VII 3D wrote: »
    exactly. and thats just MY way of saying, "Hey, Im not a friend."
    Word, these hoes become confused easily, so it's best to make that ? clear.
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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    American Loo VII 3D wrote: »
    lol

    well timing is everything. i guess if you're a soft guy the "best" time to do this would be at the END of a great date.

    ? like me'll do it in the mall.

    haha nah champ

    I guess we gon have to finally tell the truth to these non ? getting ? :

    only some ? are allowed to get away with ? like this, and if you ain't one of them, then you will NEVER be one of them

    trying to change your whole style up will get you slumped one way or another.......so it's best to just be yaself



    *looks over at Primo e-thuggin now when he use to be the king of all e-simps back in the day*
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  • Aztec_Kang
    Aztec_Kang Members Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭✭
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    American Loo VII 3D wrote: »
    i always make it a point to grab a chick ass within a week and a half of knowing them (if im interested)

    and i dont mean like grab it real quick like you scared and you in junior high school

    put your palm on the undercuff of the ass softly squeeze it ..and look her dead in the eye when she turns around.

    YOU"LL NEVER BE PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE. TRUST.

    i co-sign this maneuver. i have a buddy that always gets put in the friend zone. he's too nice. i been telling him since high school man you better grab that ? 's ass fool. like say a girl im feeling gives me a hug when she sees me. perferct opportunity to palm that ass and let shorty know you trying to smash.
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