Why you ain't f*cked shorty yet... 101
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Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »What's up primo. Happy now?
When you going on a diet, fat boy? -
Yeh, or else these hoes will be like "I thought you wanted to come over at 3 am so we could study?".fiat_money wrote: »Word, these hoes become confused easily, so it's best to make that ? clear.
Foolish hoes, ? don't go out of their way to "study" with ? . -
Aztec_Kang wrote: »i co-sign this maneuver. i have a buddy that always gets put in the friend zone. he's too nice. i been telling him since high school man you better grab that ? 's ass fool. like say a girl im feeling gives me a hug when she sees me. perferct opportunity to palm that ass and let shorty know you trying to smash.
Wait for the lil 'boy stop playin'" ? ... lol! Hoes know what it is after that. -
fiat_money wrote: »Yeh, or else these hoes will be like "I thought you wanted to come over at 3 am so we could study?".
Foolish hoes, ? don't go out of their way to "study" with ? .
lmao! @ bolded and underlined. -
Aztec_Kang wrote: »i co-sign this maneuver. i have a buddy that always gets put in the friend zone. he's too nice. i been telling him since high school man you better grab that ? 's ass fool. like say a girl im feeling gives me a hug when she sees me. perferct opportunity to palm that ass and let shorty know you trying to smash.
Word.
The friend zone is a bad place to be LMAO. Time is of the essence when you meet a chick you're interested in!!
Once she starts telling you about 'some ? that she likes but who's trippin' you are OFFICIALLY the "emotional cut buddy'
emotional cut buddy is the guy that the girl calls to talk about another guy (who she's ? ). emotinal cut buddy has priveledges like:
--he can sleep with her in her bed maybe
--he can hit the mall with her, and to others it looks like theyre a couple (which the emotional cut buddy finds kinda cool)
--he can console her when the guy she's ? is "trippin"
--he can watch her change clothes
BUT HE CAN NEVER CUT!! -
Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »Wait for the lil 'boy stop playin'" ? ... lol! Hoes know what it is after that.
lol or the "boy you crazy" -
fiat_money wrote: »Yeh, or else these hoes will be like "I thought you wanted to come over at 3 am so we could study?".
Foolish hoes, ? don't go out of their way to "study" with ? .
real ? , you call me over anytime past noon and some ? is goin on
yes roethlisberger -
real ? , you call me over anytime past noon and some ? is goin on
yes roethlisberger
LMAO!!!!!!!! Classic... -
real ? , you call me over anytime past noon and some ? is goin on
yes roethlisberger
Yessir!!!!!!!!!!! -
American Loo VII 3D wrote: »Word.
The friend zone is a bad place to be LMAO. Time is of the essence when you meet a chick you're interested in!!
Once she starts telling you about 'some ? that she likes but who's trippin' you are OFFICIALLY the "emotional cut buddy'
emotional cut buddy is the guy that the girl calls to talk about another guy (who she's ? ). emotinal cut buddy has priveledges like:
--he can sleep with her in her bed maybe
--he can hit the mall with her, and to others it looks like theyre a couple (which the emotional cut buddy finds kinda cool)
--he can console her when the guy she's ? is "trippin"
--he can watch her change clothes
BUT HE CAN NEVER CUT!!
yeah at that point you got to tell shorty outright "? that ? , I'm trying to smash tho"
if she say nah, then you say "aight, hit me up when you trying to do something for real" and then hang the ? up before she can respond
? ? me tiptoeing around ? SMH -
Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »Wait for the lil 'boy stop playin'" ? ... lol! Hoes know what it is after that.
Your life story with females. -
^^^^^^^^^^^^corny
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Prim-O Cla$$ic wrote: »Your life story with females.
Primo you starting to look like BoyBest with the way you doing that e-stalking ? in here
that bamma ? ain't a good look at all -
Prim-O Cla$$ic wrote: »Your life story with females.
What's your point cuz...? You want my attention? Why? -
blakfyahking wrote: »Primo you starting to look like BoyBest with the way you doing that e-stalking ? in here
that bamma ? ain't a good look at all
lol, right. this ? just wants to talk to me for some reason. I likes the ladies. I don't know what typa time this ? on... -
Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »lol, right. this ? just wants to talk to me for some reason. I likes the ladies. I don't know what typa time this ? on...
Word...he too old for that ? , Them young ? done came at his neck so hard he log on the IC wit his Guns out -
Same as boy best ? was funny for a sec now it's disturbing. This ? prob has ? post cut out and posted up like news paper articles.
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Rell Mayne wrote: »Word...he too old for that ? , Them young ? done came at his neck so hard he log on the IC wit his Guns out
LMAO @ your sig! Classic ? ... This ? said "soul warm". Like his smile should be the new face of Creme of Wheat, lol! -
? hired a writer and ? .Rell Mayne wrote: »Word...he too old for that ? , Them young ? done came at his neck so hard he log on the IC wit his Guns out -
Lol@ just grabbing they ass. I just smack it though but yea, either when she lays on and does light touches, follow up on it.
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Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »Wait for the lil 'boy stop playin'" ? ... lol! Hoes know what it is after that.lol or the "boy you crazy"
Thats when you look'em dead in the eye's without smilin and tell her "this ain't no game" -
American Loo VII 3D wrote: »i always make it a point to grab a chick ass within a week and a half of knowing them (if im interested)
and i dont mean like grab it real quick like you scared and you in junior high school
put your palm on the undercuff of the ass softly squeeze it ..and look her dead in the eye when she turns around.
YOU"LL NEVER BE PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE. TRUST.
this is true...? the friends zone that area aint wavy -
Thats when you look'em dead in the eye's without smilin and tell her "this ain't no game"
lol, you damn right! -
American Loo VII 3D wrote: »i always make it a point to grab a chick ass within a week and a half of knowing them (if im interested)
and i dont mean like grab it real quick like you scared and you in junior high school
put your palm on the undercuff of the ass softly squeeze it ..and look her dead in the eye when she turns around.
YOU"LL NEVER BE PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE. TRUST.
real ? ? -
American Loo VII 3D wrote: »Word.
The friend zone is a bad place to be LMAO. Time is of the essence when you meet a chick you're interested in!!
Once she starts telling you about 'some ? that she likes but who's trippin' you are OFFICIALLY the "emotional cut buddy'
emotional cut buddy is the guy that the girl calls to talk about another guy (who she's ? ). emotinal cut buddy has priveledges like:
--he can sleep with her in her bed maybe
--he can hit the mall with her, and to others it looks like theyre a couple (which the emotional cut buddy finds kinda cool)
--he can console her when the guy she's ? is "trippin"
--he can watch her change clothes
BUT HE CAN NEVER CUT!!
laff at these two that is funny and pathetic to be in that situation
