Dexter VS Patrick Bateman (American ? )
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I watched an old episode of Dexter, and he used “Dr. Patrick Bateman” as an alias, lol!
Wonder...who is the better serial killer??
Wonder...who is the better serial killer??
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i havent seen American ? , but i do know he was an extravagant dude. ima give it to Dexter, since real killers move in silence.
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patrick bateman. i myself have a life goal of chasing a ? with a chainsaw down flights of stairs butt ass naked.
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I vote for Patrick off the strength of his taste in music.
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Ham&CheeseHotPocket wrote: »patrick bateman. i myself have a life goal of chasing a ? with a chainsaw down flights of stairs butt ass naked.
LOLLL!!!!
Could Patrick get Lil' Chino!?! -
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uhhh... ? Dexter had the whole state of Florida going crazy till Layla killed Doakes...
and he learned from it. -
I've decided, Bateman is a killer, because he is more awesome that way! lol
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Dexter is the better killer.
He has his ritual, letting his victims know what they did wrong; killing innocent people.
He does it clean.
He juggles (or did, not anymore) a family while being a serial killer.
He finds people very interesting, i.e. The Trinity Killer
Not to mention that on Dexter, when he's talking to himself that ? is just amazing to me, I dunno why, it's the way he says things that just make him that much more creepy as ? .
Who'd get who first? Dexter gets Bateman or Bateman gets Dexter?
^ We know the answer to, thank you Harry! -
Personality: DM- sociopath, PB- psychopath
Society: DM- funny interesting people, PB- annoying, self indulgent yuppies
Weapons: DM- syringe, knives, etc... PB- chainsaw, axe, nail gun, etc..
Motive: DM- irresistible urge to ? , PB- jealousy, no reasons really
Victims: DM - murderers, bad guys, his brother..PB- bums, prostitutes, “fagqot with a dog”, anybody
Execution: DM- sedated, then chopped up, PB-axe to the head,sometimes eaten …
Disposal DM- trash bagged and in the bay, PB- Zip-locked and in the freezer, bathtub, left in public
Cleanup: DM- plastic tarp thing, PB- sheets, newspaper
*Bonus: DM- has a boat named slice of life, PB- has better business cards!
Dexter is the more intelligent killer, Patrick is unstable and sloppy...
Winner: Dexter. He is like a Ninja. He would sneak up on Bateman, sedate him, wrap him, chop him, bag him, dump him.
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Bateman hands downs. the ? is just to psychotic as f*** ex. like when he curses out and threatens the asian dry cleaner and when he kills his partner with by far the cleanest ax i have ever seen in my life.
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Ive only seen dexter, homies hella slick with it! too bad trinity killed rita =(
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Ive only seen dexter, homies hella slick with it! too bad trinity killed rita =(
wow!
This thread...bad idea lol
Haven't even seen all of s4