i ate my girl yesterday again.....
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IamtheVILLE
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and ? i broke up with the ? . once i came up from eatin ? i can smell her whole ? smell on my face. i ran to the bathroom and threw up like a muthafucka. she came in and ask me why i was throwing up and i told her cause your ? stink. she ran back into the room and cried why i proceeded to scrub my face with alcohol and mouthwash.
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Post her odor
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lol smh!..................
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Enthralling fable, my good man.
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u stay losing...u should have a natural high by now with all these L's burning
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louisvillecardinal wrote: »and ? i broke up with the ? . once i came up from eatin ? i can smell her whole ? smell on my face. i ran to the bathroom and threw up like a muthafucka. she came in and ask me why i was throwing up and i told her cause your ? stink. she ran back into the room and cried why i proceeded to scrub my face with alcohol and mouthwash.
she called me earlier today...she's flying in the new orleans tonite...she says she tired of lame ? ...some cat she used to mess with not giving her what she need... -
Lol ? you stupid...
All jokes aside, that's one of my biggest fears...I think I would react ignorantly, especially if she bad... -
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That's what he is, a ducktales poster for chuckles.
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cant eat at everyones table
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so you was able to stand the smell while you were down there, but yet once you came up you freaked?
how that work? way to get caught in a ducktale...
bassackwards....
? ? i was holding my breath. and why i got to lie for? what ? is going to lie like this. i even gave her a bath before i ate it thinking it would change thangs -
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louisvillecardinal wrote: »? ? i was holding my breath. and why i got to lie for? what ? is going to lie like this. i even gave her a bath before i ate it thinking it would change thangs
We know you're joking man... don't worry...
Guys if the ? smelled that bad he would smell it whenever it got wet when ? , you wouldn't have to eat it... -
yeah.... see... heres the thing...
you snitching on yourself, if your ? got a stank ? , then that means you aint washing yourself right, and you giving her some form of infection... but, hey i was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
or... you know, we can just call this a ducktale and be done with it...
lol you are the one with the problem
He shares that girl though...
He's munching niggagerms from his girls ? . -
File this under fiction
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louisvillecardinal wrote: »? ? i was holding my breath. and why i got to lie for? what ? is going to lie like this. i even gave her a bath before i ate it thinking it would change thangs
SMH.......U shoulda known ? wasn't gonna be pleasant when she got out the bath & the water looked like this.
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U didn't smell nothin' while u was deep sea diving?! This smells worse than the ? u was chowin' on. Should have hit her wit the "Fake Chow" like on Hall Pass! LMAO!
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Lol! Good for u stinky face.
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man i was breathing out my mouth. and her ? didnt stink until it got real juicy. and ? i wash my nuts,? ,ass, ? it whole body. ? it im gone give yall a link to her fb page but dont mention ? about me
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You decided you had enough...after you ate the ? ?
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throw that ? 5 bars of soap so she get the hint
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