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Rey Negro
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Got to class early. Took a seat in the back. 10 minutes later, class was full. no seats whatsoever.
A few ? and a dime azz broad walk in late as ? .
She goes straight to the back where I was sitting at, notices there's no seats, looks at all the ? in the back like we're supposed to get up. She looks at me for what it seems 20 seconds.
I continue chilling.
A dude next to me gets up. Lets her sit down. He stands up against the wall for the 2 hour class period.
5 minutes later, that girl's boyfriend comes in and stands behind her.
Dude had the "I eat ass" mug.....I couldn't stop laughing at that ? ....
A few ? and a dime azz broad walk in late as ? .
She goes straight to the back where I was sitting at, notices there's no seats, looks at all the ? in the back like we're supposed to get up. She looks at me for what it seems 20 seconds.
I continue chilling.
A dude next to me gets up. Lets her sit down. He stands up against the wall for the 2 hour class period.
5 minutes later, that girl's boyfriend comes in and stands behind her.
Dude had the "I eat ass" mug.....I couldn't stop laughing at that ? ....
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lololololol good lord help me ? crazy ? aint ? >
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lol!!!!!!
In the words of Dave Chappelle
"Chivalry is dead!!!! And women killed it!!!!"
Smh...being nice to these broads 9 times out of 10 isnt beneficial...
It's takes a special woman to pull that out of me...
Damn, dude sat in a 2 hr class with the egg on da face...
Sucka Jones...don't ever listen to that ?
He's worse than ? lump lump -
That broad was late....her fault. I hope that goofy ? 's legs is sore.
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I died on the inside when we (me and the lame ? ) both noticed that dude was her man and that his gesture went unnoticed while his legs were throbbing...
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This ? chemix owns this thread
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hahhahahahah ? forest gump ass ?
should of told that ? hope u got some strong legs
? will ? roll the red carpet out for a dime ? that unknown to their SIMP ? , is just a regular in denial insecure ?
take all that paint off, that ? would have looked right thru that ? like a one way mirror
u did right my ? -
Good for that ? , aint no way in hell im getting up my seat knowing that class is 2 hours long
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lmao im mad she looked at you like you was just supposed to hop up and offer the seat. she's bold.
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dalyricalbandit wrote: »Good for that ? , aint no way in hell im getting up my seat knowing that class is 2 hours long
u shouldnt have gotten up period
u should just look at that ? and just slump and get real comfortable in that chair -
bigballsnoworries wrote: »u shouldnt have gotten up period
u should just look at that ? and just slump and get real comfortable in that chair
yea thats what i mean i aint getting up but knowing that class is 2 hours long im def not getting up im getting extra comfortable in that ? -
BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »hahhahahahah ? forest gump ass ?
should of told that ? hope u got some strong legs
? will ? roll the red carpet out for a dime ? that unknown to their SIMP ? , is just a regular in denial insecure ?
take all that paint off, that ? would have looked right thru that ? like a one way mirror
u did right my ?
Bolded-? will do that ? in a heartbeat yo...trying to be the ? "gentlemen"
And get played like a Urkel with a pornstar...smh...
Yea I agree...you did the right thing dog... -
dalyricalbandit wrote: »Good for that ? , aint no way in hell im getting up my seat knowing that class is 2 hours long
dunn...that class started at 5:30. don't end til 7:15.
*insert Beyonce's baby nephew shaking his head gif -
lmao im mad she looked at you like you was just supposed to hop up and offer the seat. she's bold.
word. i could see if she was 85 and we were on a crowded subway/bus....but, nah. -
Hopefully he learned something in that class... Don't be a ? ' sucker
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dunn...that class started at 5:30. don't end til 7:15.
*insert Beyonce's baby nephew shaking his head gif
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I wouldve told her ass, she better sit on the heater. I know that ? legs felt like he walked to the promise land
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Lol...ol' "I have a voice recorder so I won't need to take notes anyway" ass ?
Ol "I just bought these ? ass black Nike Platform Boots anyway so I can stand for a while" ass ? -
Not really sure how that is simping. I mean, I wouldn't do that ? in that scenario. But some ? were just raised that if there are no seats available and a woman is standing, you give her your seat. ? looking too deep into the ? .
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He didnt do anything wrong...when theres nowhere to sit and a young lady needs a seat, a man should give up his chair, who cares if its a two hour class....you guys need to have more respect for women
yall know im bullshittin, i woulda looked her dead in her eyes, kicked my feet out and said,"idk what to tell ya bruh, better sit on ya backpack ? " -
The assumption is that he did it b/c of how she looks, which would be considered simping.mryounggun wrote: »Not really sure how that is simping. I mean, I wouldn't do that ? in that scenario. But some ? were just raised that if there are no seats available and a woman is standing, you give her your seat. ? looking too deep into the ? .
Yes, that assumption could possibly be wrong. -
mryounggun wrote: »Not really sure how that is simping. I mean, I wouldn't do that ? in that scenario. But some ? were just raised that if there are no seats available and a woman is standing, you give her your seat. ? looking too deep into the ? .
But this is the story as usual with the IC when it comes to conversations on simpin'. If it was me though I'm not giving a chick my chair just so I can stand up for 2 hrs in a class then the broad was late. She came late to the class let her feet hurt for 2hrs in them heels. -
younggun...you could be right. I just doubt that dude would've did the same for a sloppy, bernard hopkins looking chick. This girl was baddddddddd and he thought she'd let him holla. I confirmed this when his ? expression looked as if he ate ? when her boyfriend walked in.
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lol If I woulda got up I would've left the room to look for a rolling chair or something and if I couldn't find one I woulda just left. I aint standing up for 2 hours
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rofl@ he lucky classes are not 3 hours long like mine are since we only go once a week.
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willhustle25 wrote: »But this is the story as usual with the IC when it comes to conversations on simpin'. If it was me though I'm not giving a chick my chair just so I can stand up for 2 hrs in a class then the broad was late. She came late to the class let her feet hurt for 2hrs in them heels.
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I'm gonna go with this
