my jump-off a ?

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  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    laylamore wrote: »
    HD now you know you are all the way wrong for this! You ain't never had no jump off from me homeboy and you ain't never ? me or came close to it while your lying on your ? . How does it feel to get some attention off my fame. I have never had a "? " nor do i walk the track. While some people look down upon escorts I look down upon those who meet people at the bar or clubs and ? them for free. The difference between me and the next ? out here is that I drive a jag, have my own place with out the help of section 8, I'm not living off government assistance and my pockets stay full all on a punk trick. I may not be the baddest ? out here but I'm bad enough to be able to live my life without the finacial struggles of being broke. That being said I have been retired since january 09 and am no longer taking new clients. Don't get it twisted though I'm never that ? to turn down good money from generous professional men and I still take appointments from my regular and greatly appreciated clients.

    Also on a side note... I have posted on Cl never on back page when I first started off escorting, not knowing better but have upgraded my status to hobby boards and sites such as erosguide, cityvibe and redbook. If I ever come out of retirement you can find me there and HD if your that desperate to spend some quality time with me you know how to get at me I'll give you a special rate of 200 for the hour of my time:) XOXOXOX


    This thread just went 5x Plat off of this post alone.....


    But back to the point of this post...... I'll just assume this isn't an alias..... Even though it prolly is.....



    Are you really trying to say you're not worse than females who don't try to profit off of their slorish behavior? Hell, you can't say you're any better than the $2 hoes that be walkin' around the Tenderloin in 'Frisco..... Though, I'm gonna assume you're cleaner than that sort..... I can't knock a professional, and I ain't tryin' to knock ya hustle, but ain't no justification for the ? ......


    You really have nothing else going for yourself but to ? for money? What have you done since your retirement?
  • aquizzle
    aquizzle Members Posts: 589
    edited March 2010
    what just happened here....
  • grumpy_new_yorker
    grumpy_new_yorker Members Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010

    you got shut down like a guns n roses concert.
  • Rocket Kidd
    Rocket Kidd Members Posts: 2,212 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
    *insert ? just got real gif*
  • laylamore
    laylamore Members Posts: 19
    edited March 2010
    gawd u got the heebie jeebies....ur ? bout to be in a pickle jar in the infectious diseases wing of the smithsonian somewhere

    STD's come from nasty ? who don't use protection. I am and always will be a safety gal! I wouldn't even jack your ? off without a condom. No fluids on me please! And as far as Escorts having STD's well honestly so do people who go out to bars, clubs and even these internet dating sites to pick up a companion or one night stand. SO while your saying "u got heebie jeebies" I guess you do to because i can almost gaurentee that 80% of the world has had a one night stand at least once in there life, the difference between me and you is that I got paid and your ass didn't LMFAO!!!! And if your worried I have an STD we can surly take a trip to the clinic together and I can prove you otherwise. My last test being a month ago XOXOXOX
  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    laylamore wrote: »
    STD's come from nasty ? who don't use protection. I am and always will be a safety gal! I wouldn't even jack your ? off without a condom. No fluids on me please! And as far as Escorts having STD's well honestly so do people who go out to bars, clubs and even these internet dating sites to pick up a companion or one night stand. SO while your saying "u got heebie jeebies" I guess you do to because i can almost gaurentee that 80% of the world has had a one night stand at least once in there life, the difference between me and you is that I got paid and your ass didn't LMFAO!!!! And if your worried I have an STD we can surly take a trip to the clinic together and I can prove you otherwise. My last test being a month ago XOXOXOX

    I'm starting to think this ? was staged like a muhfucka now.......
  • Rocket Kidd
    Rocket Kidd Members Posts: 2,212 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
    Tha Killer wrote: »
    I'm starting to think this ? was staged like a muhfucka now.......

    yea unless they in the same room...seems a lil too convienent that she just happen to see him post that story.
  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    Kimi wrote: »
    Naw, I think this chick is the real deal. You can tell this isn't an alias pretending to be her. I do think it's sad that such a beautiful Woman has such a lack of self respect, that she deems this an acceptable way to earn money........


    Beauty is so much more than looks........ and "woman" is a relative term.....


    I don't know tho. ? seems kinda iffy now. Maybe she's legit and is just looking for some free advertising. We really are in a recession......





    Smh @ sloredom being the only thing able to keep the economy stimulated.......
  • grumpy_new_yorker
    grumpy_new_yorker Members Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    roast beef ?

    LMAO

    i hate it when ? looks like the side of a gyro, or a chewed up wad of gum.

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  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    Kimi wrote: »
    I think you just hit the nail on the head;-)

    There's a joke in there somewhere........

    Kimi wrote: »
    You know how that ? looks when the walls have been so stretched out, and beat up so much that the lips and ? start hanging down. Disgusting, look at the ? of any porn star vet and you will see, I don't care how many kegels she does, ? like that it's bound to happen, and when it does it's no turning back. You may as well get a career sticking fist, and 12 inch ? 's up your ? , because you won't be able so satisfy a regular man any more.

    I'ma laugh my ass off if this broad turns out to be Asian or some ? ..............but that didn't keep her ? from gettin' beat the ? DOWN!!!
  • laylamore
    laylamore Members Posts: 19
    edited March 2010
    Tha Killer wrote: »
    This thread just went 5x Plat off of this post alone.....


    But back to the point of this post...... I'll just assume this isn't an alias..... Even though it prolly is.....



    Are you really trying to say you're not worse than females who don't try to profit off of their slorish behavior? Hell, you can't say you're any better than the $2 hoes that be walkin' around the Tenderloin in 'Frisco..... Though, I'm gonna assume you're cleaner than that sort..... I can't knock a professional, and I ain't tryin' to knock ya hustle, but ain't no justification for the ? ......


    You really have nothing else going for yourself but to ? for money? What have you done since your retirement?

    Honestly I'm kinda ? off about this cuz I've know HD for a long time and its unfortunate I ran across this while goggling my name to remove all unknown posts and pictures that have been left up! This discussion is a tru betrayal especially when I asked him to keep this private so my family would not find out about my secret life as an ? ! Instead I see he posted a link to my webpage which I have now deleted! Thanks HD!!

    Now that being said..... I am not saying I am any better or worse then anyone else! I am just saying while people are sitting here judging me based on my title "? " I am no different then a random person going to a bar and picking up a one night stand or meeting someone on the internet or chat line. The only difference between me and them is I ask to be compensated for my time. I don't condone my actions nor am i ashamed of them i did what I had to do to survive. I got pregnant young and made some bad choices that costed me my career and all the college education I endured to be in my career field. I'm not a drug addict trying to get a fix I'm just a single mom trying to give my child all the finer things in life. Escorting is quick and easy way of getting money and I make more then most professional. (Figure 250 hr x 5 hours a day x 7 days a week plus tips) Since my retirement I have been living my life being a mom and getting ready to go back to school to get a degree in buisness:)
  • laylamore
    laylamore Members Posts: 19
    edited March 2010
    Kimi wrote: »
    Oh damn.........Oh damn!! Busted.

    But umm chick, get a job. Getting your ? stretched out, and abused by numerous tricks that you have met off the net, is nothing to brag about. You don't seem unintelligent, so let your mind work for you, and stop alowing your body to be misused like that. By the time you get ready to settle down what Man is going to want a Woman with roast beef ? , that's been run through by anyone with enough money to have it?

    HAHAHAH! Only porn stars get stretch out ? ! most tricks have little penises that can't get hard or can only stand strong for a few minutes LOL Plus if my ? ever gets to the point where it starts looking like some roast beef or chewed gum I'd have surgery to correct that LOL Like I said I've been retired since january 09 and I'm getting ready to go back to school and better myself and my life. I'm just mad I had to run across this topic trying to get ride of all evidence that I existed as an ? ! This is no free advertising for my services and I am the real laylamore.
  • Ioniz3dSPIRITZ
    Ioniz3dSPIRITZ Members Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    this thread is epic. I'm not justifying prostitution but most of those escorts are a lot cleaner than just regular jump offs who'll let you smash for free. They get checked regulary and use protection. Most jump offs don't do either.
  • louis the great
    louis the great Members Posts: 6,476 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    Super Cool Story Bro!
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    damn someone put way too much sugar inthe koolaid
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    Kimi wrote: »
    What's your take on this D, legit or not legit?..........T/S has strangely dissapeared since the first few post.........

    i dunno.. ? 's kinda funny...

    but 250 an hour is a pretty good rate.. dude should try to recover his losses
  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    freepostin'......................
  • unbreakable
    unbreakable Members Posts: 391
    edited March 2010
    hahahaha. This ? made this thread to convince himself he ain't a trick. It's alright my ? , it happens to the best of us.

    I mean, it's never happened to me, or any of my friends, but I'm sure it happens to others. I bet you bought her dinners and dresses and ? huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ..if you only date white chicks then it's not tricking at all....it's called "going steady"...lol...
  • grumpy_new_yorker
    grumpy_new_yorker Members Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    its the next day and this thread is still going. as i knew it would.
  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    check this out.. anything of value has a price.. so any ? out there ? and goin home broke is de ? thats a ? and has no regard for her body..
    lemme give u a scenario..

    u got ? a.. who falls in love with a dude.. over that year the ? gets ? by said dude 1000x's ..come to find out he cheated on her so she left him and went and fell in love again to repeat the cycle..

    ? b is a party girl.. she's not only a jumpoff that all u ? have she also has one night stands with ? that none of ur business.. in a year she has sex with 10 dudes 100x's

    now ? c ? 1000 ? over the course of a year 1x and gets paid a MINIMUM $100 for each ? ..

    now its a couple things a, b, and c have in common.. 1.. they all ? .. 2.. they all got ? 1000 x's.. ? been ran through and all that ? ..
    so lets now look into where did gettin ? get any of these ? ?? a, ? for feelings and got them hurt.. wasted 1000 uses of her ? and got her heart broken?? ? b got ? a thousand times and still broke.. probably works 2wks to spend her check in a day buyin an outfit for the club.. and ? c jus made $100,000.. u tell me who the dumb ? ?!?!?

    and ? yo morals orelse all yall mu'fuckas would be waitin to have sex until ur married and would be relax'n on the sabbath..

    what u squares dont realize is not everything u see on tv is true.. infact 90% of ? u see on tv is utter ? .. so when the media tells u prostitutes are crackheads or ONLY walk the corners and the likes u should think the opposite.. there's so many levels to this ? ..

    and like ol' girl said.. show me a square ? not kissin er' ? she ? with in the mouth?? not suckin raw ? ?? or lettin ? stick they fingers in they ? ?? thats a ? with no mu'? management.. try that on a real prostitute and u go have a ? like me at ur door.. EVERYTHING is covered... the ? dont even get to put the condom on.. was probably jackin before the ? gets there.. and he aint ? her like he's her dude.. if he last 5 minutes id be surprised..

    speakin of surprised, yall ? would be so if u realized majority of tricks aint buyin ? cause they cant gettit.. they've jus accumulated enough things to not lettit ? up what they have.. so instead pay up front.. trust me if Tiger Woods paid some real hoes he wouldnt be in the ? that he's in.. instead he had jumpoffs.. maybe when u broke ass ? get some money and a family but still wanna ? will understand why a good amount of tricks trick..

    and here's another thing.. a ? does less work for bigger tricks.. a ? is lyin if she steps in here and say she wont suck a ? for 25 hunnid.. 15hunnid.. hell even 8..

    and pornstars aint the same thing.. they get paid a thousand, if that, for hours of work.. multiples and raw escapades, ? in they mouth and all types of demeaning ? .. escorts get paid that thousand by the hour.. maybe two.. and they are in control at all times.. and when its over.. its over.. aint no replay, or repeat.. so yall keep worshippin these jump offs and second rate prostitutes if u want... just thought id let u green ass ? and square ? know the real..
  • laylamore
    laylamore Members Posts: 19
    edited March 2010
    CapitalB wrote: »
    check this out.. anything of value has a price.. so any ? out there ? and goin home broke is de ? thats a ? and has no regard for her body..
    lemme give u a scenario..

    u got ? a.. who falls in love with a dude.. over that year the ? gets ? by said dude 1000x's ..come to find out he cheated on her so she left him and went and fell in love again to repeat the cycle..

    ? b is a party girl.. she's not only a jumpoff that all u ? have she also has one night stands with ? that none of ur business.. in a year she has sex with 10 dudes 100x's

    now ? c ? 1000 ? over the course of a year 1x and gets paid a MINIMUM $100 for each ? ..

    now its a couple things a, b, and c have in common.. 1.. they all ? .. 2.. they all got ? 1000 x's.. ? been ran through and all that ? ..
    so lets now look into where did gettin ? get any of these ? ?? a, ? for feelings and got them hurt.. wasted 1000 uses of her ? and got her heart broken?? ? b got ? a thousand times and still broke.. probably works 2wks to spend her check in a day buyin an outfit for the club.. and ? c jus made $100,000.. u tell me who the dumb ? ?!?!?

    and ? yo morals orelse all yall mu'fuckas would be waitin to have sex until ur married and would be relax'n on the sabbath..

    what u squares dont realize is not everything u see on tv is true.. infact 90% of ? u see on tv is utter ? .. so when the media tells u prostitutes are crackheads or ONLY walk the corners and the likes u should think the opposite.. there's so many levels to this ? ..

    and like ol' girl said.. show me a square ? not kissin er' ? she ? with in the mouth?? not suckin raw ? ?? or lettin ? stick they fingers in they ? ?? thats a ? with no mu'? management.. try that on a real prostitute and u go have a ? like me at ur door.. EVERYTHING is covered... the ? dont even get to put the condom on.. was probably jackin before the ? gets there.. and he aint ? her like he's her dude.. if he last 5 minutes id be surprised..

    speakin of surprised, yall ? would be so if u realized majority of tricks aint buyin ? cause they cant gettit.. they've jus accumulated enough things to not lettit ? up what they have.. so instead pay up front.. trust me if Tiger Woods paid some real hoes he wouldnt be in the ? that he's in.. instead he had jumpoffs.. maybe when u broke ass ? get some money and a family but still wanna ? will understand why a good amount of tricks trick..

    and here's another thing.. a ? does less work for bigger tricks.. a ? is lyin if she steps in here and say she wont suck a ? for 25 hunnid.. 15hunnid.. hell even 8..

    and pornstars aint the same thing.. they get paid a thousand, if that, for hours of work.. multiples and raw escapades.. escorts get paid that thousand by the hour.. maybe two.. and they are in control at all times.. and when its over.. its over.. aint no replay, or repeat.. so yall keep worshippin these jump offs and second rate prostitutes if u want... just thought id let u green ass ? and square ? know the real..


    Very well said and thank you for clearing that up!!! I don't even know why this is such a big issue and this discussion has continued. I don't need free advertisement my looks and service speak for itself and I'm now retired but don't get it twisted like I said I'm never the ? to turn down good money and I still have regulars who I can call up when I need some cash who will drop me money when I need it. A true ? knows not all men wants sex, some just want the company of a pretty gal. By the way amature porn only pay 500 PER VIDEO!! and thats if you get with a legit company. There are other perks to being an ? like VIP status at clubs and great connections. I never bite the hands that feed me and if a trick wants to keep me on his arm I'm good with it as long as I get paid. Nothing in life is free not even the air we breath! We pay taxes don't we? I have a don't ask don't tell policy... You don't ask me about my life I won't tell your wife about yours LOL
  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    laylamore wrote: »
    Very well said and thank you for clearing that up!!! I don't even know why this is such a big issue and this discussion has continued. I don't need free advertisement my looks and service speak for itself and I'm now retired but don't get it twisted like I said I'm never the ? to turn down good money and I still have regulars who I can call up when I need some cash who will drop me money when I need it. A true ? knows not all men wants sex, some just want the company of a pretty gal. By the way amature porn only pay 500 PER VIDEO!! and thats if you get with a legit company. There are other perks to being an ? like VIP status at clubs and great connections. I never bite the hands that feed me and if a trick wants to keep me on his arm I'm good with it as long as I get paid. Nothing in life is free not even the air we breath! We pay taxes don't we? I have a don't ask don't tell policy... You don't ask me about my life I won't tell your wife about yours LOL

    yeh but u ? up by ? with a square ? .. in the game we call that crossbreedin.. real hoes ? w/ real PimPs.. and vice versa.. not these squares.. u brought this on urself.. i wasnt defendin u.. i was defendin the culture.. there's a difference.. u was part time.. how u gettin paid then go and ? this lame for nothin.. that ? despicable by any hoe standards... u's a ? seller.. its a step up from bein a square but u aint no bonafide hoe.. when they retire they kick they feet up.. who goes from makin 1000s a night to wantin 1000s a check?? u hustlin backwards sweetheart.. PimPn and hoe'n is a way out.. ? u goin back in for??
  • jasonwllms55
    jasonwllms55 Members Posts: 810 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    yall some ? criminals
  • louis the great
    louis the great Members Posts: 6,476 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
    Super Lame Story Bro!