So school me on the Holy Book of The Quollies....

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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2010
    No....I havent...damn Ollie got Hymns too? I have much to learn...im lucky to be a part of such a Knowledgeable congregation......

    The Hymn books seems to have been destroyed. The blasphemer who committed this terrible act will suffer from eternal benchlessness.
  • radaman
    radaman Members Posts: 11,912 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2010
    Lmao...... What have we done????
  • BeleeDatPleighboy
    BeleeDatPleighboy Members Posts: 8,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2010
    The Hymn books seems to have been destroyed. The blasphemer who committed this terrible act will suffer from eternal benchlessness.

    A fate worse than death........
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2010
    Luckily, I have recovered a back up copy of one of the sacred hymns through divine telepathy...

    Young K.O.llie: "ThankYou" from the album BenchPrint 7

    Thank you very much for coming out this evening

    Thank you thank you thank you
    You're far too kiiiiind
    Benchwarming clause!
    I signed the dot-ted liiiine!

    Thank you thank you thank you
    For the Benchwarming clause
    You relieved all the pressure
    To see time on the floor

    Now I'm courtside
    Posture up
    Warm-ups
    Binoculars
    Warm butt
    Stop it there shouldn't be camera shots of us
    Games keep poppin' up
    Cheap Seats prop me up
    On the bench, I'm just watchin' Westbrook lock 'em up
    How would I know TNT would get a shot of us
    Sittin' so close that we almost got snot on us
    Please don't sit in my presence
    How am I a legend?
    I just sat for 10 NBA teams maybe now 11
    More sits than my bench brethren
    That is mo' reason to treat me somehow like I have no suggestions
    Kevin knows that I'll stay in my place, watch the game with both eyes if they come near Brace!
    Who would've thought by takin' courtside breaks for the winter I'd be fly all summer might I say

    Thank you thank you thank you
    You're far too kiiiiind
    Benchwarming clause!
    I signed the dot-ted liiiine!

    Thank you thank you thank you
    I'll ride the piiiine
    Do me a favor
    Don't give me no labor
    I. will. recliiiiine

    O-llie baby!

    I'ma really ride
    Really ride tonight
    I tipped the trainer a hundred dollars
    Keep the ice cold alright
    I'm the last guy to keep the wide eyes: Coma Like
    If I can't sit through the third then I'd much rather die
    No no don't play me they'll see how my shooting's stiff
    I'm cut but I'm really soft I don't think my shoes fit
    For the love of the Thunder I'll make ex-cu-ses
    If you put me on the court then we'll prOllie lose this
    Beautiful music when it's James who's picked, ehh!
    Usual winnin' when we move like this, ehh!
    Scotty approaches he's like wait, who's this?
    Let me save you some trouble son what size seat you wear?
    This way after the shooters put in work as you sit
    You can feel fantastic just as you is
    We appre-ciate ya during prac-ti-ces
    We'll be sure you don't see a basket, Kid!

    Thank you thank you thank you
    You're far too kiiiiind
    Benchwarming clause!
    I signed the dot-ted liiiine!





    *The underlined is a double entendre*

    The last verse was great, but it seems to have been forever lost. Sorry.
  • bow to royalty
    bow to royalty Members Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2010
    Ya'll got Millz in on this or sumthin? Why don't these threads get shut down?
  • radaman
    radaman Members Posts: 11,912 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2010
    Ya'll got Millz in on this or sumthin? Why don't these threads get shut down?

    Lol Millz is one if the founding fathers...
  • BeleeDatPleighboy
    BeleeDatPleighboy Members Posts: 8,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2010
    Luckily, I have recovered a back up copy of one of the sacred hymns through divine telepathy...

    Young K.O.llie: "ThankYou" from the album BenchPrint 7

    Thank you very much for coming out this evening

    Thank you thank you thank you
    You're far too kiiiiind
    Benchwarming clause!
    I signed the dot-ted liiiine!

    Thank you thank you thank you
    For the Benchwarming clause
    You relieved all the pressure
    To see time on the floor

    Now I'm courtside
    Posture up
    Warm-ups
    Binoculars
    Warm butt
    Stop it there shouldn't be camera shots of us
    Games keep poppin' up
    Cheap Seats prop me up
    On the bench, I'm just watchin' Westbrook lock 'em up
    How would I know TNT would get a shot of us
    Sittin' so close that we almost got snot on us
    Please don't sit in my presence
    How am I a legend?
    I just sat for 10 NBA teams maybe now 11
    More sits than my bench brethren
    That is mo' reason to treat me somehow like I have no suggestions
    Kevin knows that I'll stay in my place, watch the game with both eyes if they come near Brace!
    Who would've thought by takin' courtside breaks for the winter I'd be fly all summer might I say

    Thank you thank you thank you
    You're far too kiiiiind
    Benchwarming clause!
    I signed the dot-ted liiiine!

    Thank you thank you thank you
    I'll ride the piiiine
    Do me a favor
    Don't give me no labor
    I. will. recliiiiine

    O-llie baby!

    I'ma really ride
    Really ride tonight
    I tipped the trainer a hundred dollars
    Keep the ice cold alright
    I'm the last guy to keep the wide eyes: Coma Like
    If I can't sit through the third then I'd much rather die
    No no don't play me they'll see how my shooting's stiff
    I'm cut but I'm really soft I don't think my shoes fit
    For the love of the Thunder I'll make ex-cu-ses
    If you put me on the court then we'll prOllie lose this
    Beautiful music when it's James who's picked, ehh!
    Usual winnin' when we move like this, ehh!
    Scotty approaches he's like wait, who's this?
    Let me save you some trouble son what size seat you wear?
    This way after the shooters put in work as you sit
    You can feel fantastic just as you is
    We appre-ciate ya during prac-ti-ces
    We'll be sure you don't see a basket, Kid!

    Thank you thank you thank you
    You're far too kiiiiind
    Benchwarming clause!
    I signed the dot-ted liiiine!





    *The underlined is a double entendre*

    The last verse was great, but it seems to have been forever lost. Sorry.

    holy-ghost-dance-o.gif

    ...........................................
  • ThaChozenWun
    ThaChozenWun Members Posts: 9,390
    edited May 2010
    Ya'll got Millz in on this or sumthin? Why don't these threads get shut down?

    Because Millz dont want to play for eternity, you to can repent now and be sat. Stop standing around and waiting for other gods to offer a seat.