Michael Jordan Can't Dress For Sh*t 2... Reloaded
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themadlionsfan wrote: »EducatedForSumReason wrote: »themadlionsfan wrote: »sensitve ass ? salty cuz jordan gettin roasted.....either they dress like the gawd or they gotta serious crush on him
Most y'all ? acting like yaw fashion game is so much better tho....Like if you and Jordan walked down the street who the ? is people gonna wanna roll with/talk to?
Foh.
I know mine is....I don't walk around looking like I got dressed in the dark.....cryin ass ?
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That ? ugly ass ? cost mad bread i bet....And he only worried about money. ? what a ? thinks about yo clothes. Id rather be rich and ugly than dressed to impress and broke
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Ya'll ? ? each other for his sneakers though..
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Wow ? in here crying and caping over a joke thread
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king hassan wrote: »Wow ? in here crying and caping over a joke thread
That's the best part about it though. -
Meet The Sniper wrote: »king hassan wrote: »Wow ? in here crying and caping over a joke thread
That's the best part about it though.
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will grimey wrote: »
dammit boy....? got a texas prison uniform on -
HAF BAYKED wrote: »will grimey wrote: »
dammit boy....? got a texas prison uniform on
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lol @ some of these posters sitting at home on the computer rockin some Hanes tighty whiteys, some J's, and a cape on...
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will grimey wrote: »lol @ some of these posters sitting at home on the computer rockin some Hanes tighty whiteys, some J's, and a cape on...
aka one of his sport coats -
will grimey wrote: »lol @ some of these posters sitting at home on the computer rockin some Hanes tighty whiteys, some J's, and a cape on...
? i'll go to the club like that....i aint nobody -
will grimey wrote: »lol @ some of these posters sitting at home on the computer rockin some Hanes tighty whiteys, some J's, and a cape on...
LIKE MIKE ASS ? -
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gotta keep it updated , Mike stylin out chea
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HAF BAYKED wrote: »will grimey wrote: »
dammit boy....? got a texas prison uniform on
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Read an article on grantland saying that Jordan is trolling America. Had me thinking of this thread
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Michael Jordan Is Trolling America
By Rembert Browne on October 1, 2012 3:16 PM ET
Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty ImagesMark your calendars, everyone, because it's October 1, 2012, and Michael Jordan is officially on to us. By "us" I mean everyone. "Earthlings," if you will. Anyone who has ever made a snide comment about the way Jordan has dressed or carried himself since he stopped playin basketball in 2003.
He knows that his passion for ripped jeans and Heath Bar–colored suits are easy targets for the more fashionable, poorer segment of America. He knows his dislike for getting things altered could not be more mockable for those of us who enjoy looking nice and (again) are poorer than him. He's read the WTF Is Mike Wearing Tumblr on numerous occasions, and might even have Google Alerts set for new postings. At this point, it is clear he knows all of this and he couldn't have a single care in the world. Because he's Michael Jeffrey Jordan and he doesn't even know that any of us exist.
I'll be honest: I was a skeptic, one who assumed he simply needed a headstrong, tough-love stylist. That was until this weekend, when he made his presence very much felt in the Greater Chicago area. Bulls tribute? Absolutely not. Try:
Michael Jordan — Ryder Cup "Official Adviser and Motivator"
So that's a thing. And, in classic Michael Jordan fashion, he came prepared for the cameras and the sartorialists to weigh in. And that was the moment it became clear Michael Jordan was trolling all of America.
Ripped jeans? YES, PLEASE.
Blue-on-Blue Bubble Tebow? GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Stogies and ? contests with G-Dub Bush? CALL ME, MAYBE.
And then there's this (h/t to Tanner Tananbaum for the DVR pause of the year):
"Oh nothing, it's just me, Michael Jordan, saving my seat for the Beach House set at Lollapalooza 2013. No really, go on with your golf tournament thing. I promise you aren't in my way."
He's on to us, everyone. And he's behaving perfectly. Let us not mock this man. Instead, let's honor the gifts that he bestows upon us every time he leaves his house. I exalt you on high, Your Airness. Always and forever.
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Jordan be wearing those South Pole pockets and Girbraud washed looking jeans.smh
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Thread should be in the F.O.F.....? is pure comedy.
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LOL Jordan the GOAT Basketball ? but damn wtf I dont recall him wearing this ? as a player dude was always considered one of the better dressers when he played his suit game was solid.
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lol @ me thinkin about bumpin this in honor of his bday but left it alone...Why isn't this in FOF?
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Michael bought out the Choppa suit family
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I actually like most of the Jordan-brand clothing (sportswear)
I think they lie to him about when and where all of the design meetings are so he won't be there.
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