The Mission Objective: S-E-X

Maximus Rex
Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited December 2011 in The Powder Room
The delusions that woman harbor provides a great source of amusement for ole Rex. One of these delusions is that men actually find women so interesting and compelling that they have this irresistible urge to spend copious amounts of money in exchange for a woman's company.

Chicks who actually believe this ? take narcissism, arrogance, and conceit to a whole another level. This coming from a arrogant, conceited, narcissist. Ladies, Rex is about to knock you off of your lofty pedestals and bring you back to reality. You're not that interesting and you're damn sure that not that compelling for a dude to want to buy you food and take you to movies, under the guise of "getting to know you." Personally, ole Rex have never taken out a chick he didn't find attractive and wanted to dump his goo all over. Any man who calls himself honest will admit to the same.

Ladies, brace yourselves because here comes the part that's going to ? your pretty little heads up and crash your fantasies, (assuming it hasn't happened already,) The only reason why you got to see movies, went to museums, was fed, got clothes, bills paid, and went to some exotic locale, etc. is some trick ass muthafucka thought this was the most efficacious way of securing some ass. If you don't believe Rex, the next time you're offered the opportunity to go on a date, tell the dude that you're not sexually attracted to him and you never have any intention whatsoever in this realm of reality of having sex with him. Mind you, some dudes will blatantly lie to you and say, "It isn't about that at all. I just want to get to know you." Yeah right, n*gga, you're trying to get know her head game and her ? minora. Some dudes, sensing your sincerity will back off, knowing the time, effort, and money spent will be tantamount to an exercise in futility. A small minority might take out in an effort to a pursue a platonic relationship.

Personally, Rex feels highly unethical for a woman to accept a date from a dude she has no intentions of ever having sex with. Rex realizes that women are capricious by nature and will have affections for a guy on Sunday and completely forget about him come Saturday. Some chicks will continue to go out with him while she sorts out those feelings; however, to continually use a dude who likes you, (especially a ? that isn't up on game,) as a mechanism assuage your boredom is ? up.

This is why O.M.R. keeps his spending on a date to a minimum and utilizes the 3 Date Rule. Women generally know if they're trying to give you some, the issue is they're trying to justify those amorous feelings. That's what all of this "getting to know you," ? is about. She's looking for a reason NOT to ? you. The more time a guy spends with a chick without getting some ass, the more likely he isn't going to get some ass. The cold part about is that while some oblivious dude is giving her the benefits of a "pseudo-relationship," she's still getting ? . Sooner or later that ? action and her imagination just isn't going to cut it, and some n*gga with the proper game is going to come along, take her to his house, call his potnas over, then babygirl is going to be the featured attraction.

Yes, ladies, O.M.R. boldly and proudly admits he sees you sexual objects, nothing more than living, breathing, receptacles for his goo. The criteria has already been met in order for Rex to have sex with you:

1) He finds you attractive

2) He has your consent

3) You're sober

4) You're conscious.

After Rex realizes that he likes having sex with you, then maybe we could move on to a relationship. Of course Rex would have to get know you better.

Comments

  • MAKAVELI25
    MAKAVELI25 Members Posts: 5,595 ✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Completely agree with T/S. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten a chick back to the house and only ended up cuddling/kissing; And she still has the NERVE to expect me to call her back. ? you came to the crib for?
  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Lol @ thinking women don't know this


    We know what you want
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    haute wrote: »
    Lol @ thinking women don't know this


    We know what you want

    cs, we only playin stupid boo
  • desertrain10
    desertrain10 Members Posts: 4,829 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    haute wrote: »
    Lol @ thinking women don't know this


    We know what you want

    .....................
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011

    Yes, ladies, O.M.R. boldly and proudly admits he sees you sexual objects, nothing more than living, breathing, receptacles for his goo. The criteria has already been met in order for Rex to have sex with you:

    1) He finds you attractive

    2) He has your consent

    3) You're sober

    4) You're conscious.

    This dude is picky as ? , he's probably a ? . I only need one of those 4 really to ? a girl, maybe even zero if I'm thirsty.