The Official Cheap Seats "Why?" Thread (Rhetorical Edition)

DOPEdweebz
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edited December 2011 in From the Cheap Seats
Why havent Lebron or Dwade ever enter a dunk contest?

If the NBA really fixed games why didnt they fix it for the 96 Houston Rockets of Hakeem, Drexler& Barkley to face Jordan, Pippen, Rodman of the Chicago Bulls?

Why are people still fans of the Ded Sox?

Why isnt Tim Duncan never in the same breath of a Shaq n Kobe?

Why people still take the Patriots as serious Superbowl contenders when they havent gotten out of the first round in 4 years or won a superbowl in 7?

Why aint we catch albert pujols on roids yet?

Why besides being white does Kevin Love get no "love" here?

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  • Beta
    Beta Members Posts: 65,596 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    A Run.

    Why Cant A.I get one?
  • Co_Town_Michael
    Co_Town_Michael Members Posts: 5,551 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why is it always the "Dallas Cowboys year"?
    1 playoff win in 15 years.
    Last time I checked, you have to win more than 1 playoff game to get to the Superbowl.
  • peagle05
    peagle05 Members Posts: 25,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    why denzel have to be crooked before he took it?
  • BlackAX410
    BlackAX410 Members Posts: 35,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why the hell did my Celtics get blown out by an Eric Gordon less Hornets team tonight
    Why aint Paul Pierce known for more then floppin
    Why does Joe Flacco still have tht created player mustache
  • HustleThaDon
    HustleThaDon Members Posts: 28,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why Shitman had to die for us to live?
    Why Radaman around here not taking care of his kid?
    Why Alpha spicing up threads wit suspect pics?
    Why Shenco write Poke raps instead of picking up chicks?
  • Mantequilla
    Mantequilla Members Posts: 1,833 ✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why is it always the "Dallas Cowboys year"?
    1 playoff win in 15 years.
    Last time I checked, you have to win more than 1 playoff game to get to the Superbowl.

    Real ? ^^
    Why the hell did my Celtics get blown out by an Eric Gordon less Hornets team tonight
    Why aint Paul Pierce known for more then floppin
    Why does Joe Flacco still have tht created player mustache

    Regressing Joes keeping that for charity. Our pass rush better find some scheme to get to Dalton early and often, he torched us last time even without AJ. Sizzle and Flacco seem to save their worst for Cincy too
  • D.D.S.
    D.D.S. Members Posts: 7,405 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why Shitman had to die for us to live?
    Why Radaman around here not taking care of his kid?
    Why Alpha spicing up threads wit suspect pics?
    Why Shenco write Poke raps instead of picking up chicks?
    peagle05 wrote: »
    why denzel have to be crooked before he took it?

    hahahahaha
  • peagle05
    peagle05 Members Posts: 25,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why Shitman had to die for us to live?
    Why Radaman around here not taking care of his kid?
    Why Alpha spicing up threads wit suspect pics?
    Why Shenco write Poke raps instead of picking up chicks?

    Mase.gif................
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    why is paul pierce so slew footed
  • aneed123
    aneed123 Members Posts: 23,763 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why do Paul Pierce and Tim Duncan refuse to get edge ups (lil boy haircuts cuts cuz they cry when the clippers bite lol)

    Why isnt Cam Newton getting super props like Brees an Tebow for his record breaking yr.
    Why did the dunk contest and 3 point contest get shrunk down from 3 rounds and why dont the best dunkers and shooter partake?
  • ShencotheMC
    ShencotheMC Members Posts: 26,051 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why Shitman had to die for us to live?
    Why Radaman around here not taking care of his kid?
    Why Alpha spicing up threads wit suspect pics?
    Why Shenco write Poke raps instead of picking up chicks?

    Why are you mentioning someone on a higher level than you, you ? southerner?
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why Shitman had to die for us to live?
    Why Radaman around here not taking care of his kid?
    Why Alpha spicing up threads wit suspect pics?
    Why Shenco write Poke raps instead of picking up chicks?

    CLose thread. Nothing else to see here.
  • bignorm73
    bignorm73 Banned Users Posts: 5,031 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why Shitman had to die for us to live?
    Why Radaman around here not taking care of his kid?
    Why Alpha spicing up threads wit suspect pics?
    Why Shenco write Poke raps instead of picking up chicks?
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    Close this thread. Now.
  • KeepOnPushing
    KeepOnPushing Members Posts: 17,569 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    aneed123 wrote: »
    Why do Paul Pierce and Tim Duncan refuse to get edge ups (lil boy haircuts cuts cuz they cry when the clippers bite lol)

    Why isnt Cam Newton getting super props like Brees an Tebow for his record breaking yr.
    Why did the dunk contest and 3 point contest get shrunk down from 3 rounds and why dont the best dunkers and shooter partake?



    Cmon' Son....

    u gotta relax
  • aneed123
    aneed123 Members Posts: 23,763 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Cmon' Son....

    u gotta relax

    nope.... I wanna hear his accomplishments 24 7 on espn like those 2.....He broke Peytons record for rookies, and he broke teh all time season rush tds for a qb.... best believe if that were Tebow it would be everywhere....
  • Just2C
    Just2C Members Posts: 931 ✭✭
    edited December 2011
    KingGivBiz wrote: »
    Why havent Lebron or Dwade ever enter a dunk contest?

    If the NBA really fixed games why didnt they fix it for the 96 Houston Rockets of Hakeem, Drexler& Barkley to face Jordan, Pippen, Rodman of the Chicago Bulls?

    Why are people still fans of the Ded Sox?

    Why isnt Tim Duncan never in the same breath of a Shaq n Kobe? Because hes boring. Good but boring.

    Why people still take the Patriots as serious Superbowl contenders when they havent gotten out of the first round in 4 years or won a superbowl in 7? Because they are always a threat.

    Why aint we catch albert pujols on roids yet? They covered it up. He was one of those that volunteered to test as long as it was kept confidential back when the ? hit the fan.

    Why besides being white does Kevin Love get no "love" here? Because he plays in Minnesota and nobody notices Minnesota unless they in the playoffs. He been nice since college though.

    Add on...



    my answers in the bold
  • KeepOnPushing
    KeepOnPushing Members Posts: 17,569 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    aneed123 wrote: »
    nope.... I wanna hear his accomplishments 24 7 on espn like those 2.....He broke Peytons record for rookies, and he broke teh all time season rush tds for a qb.... best believe if that were Tebow it would be everywhere....



    "If" , we can do those all day


    brees has been a elite QB for a while, a Super Bowl Winner and Super Bowl MVP , why would they go on about a Rookie just as much about a established Elite QB who been stackin up numbers?? where's the logic in that?

    everyone knows Tim Tebow is just a circus and ESPN trying to milk it cuz they know it wont be around for much longer so they're trying to bleed the $ dry while they can

    Brees broke a record that was standing for 27 years , and he's a established named in the NFL

    nobody is going to go on about Cam Newton like Brees , he aint on his level
  • aneed123
    aneed123 Members Posts: 23,763 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why aint we catch albert pujols on roids yet? They covered it up. He was one of those that volunteered to test as long as it was kept confidential back when the ? hit the fan.


    i agree. ill bet a house he used. Its a shame how they picked and choosed who to crucify with roids..... I know Helton used and go off. Arod almost got away.... Ortiz gets a different perspective from the media than Manny Ramirez and they both used and were teammates....
  • Just2C
    Just2C Members Posts: 931 ✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Why Jeff Van Gundy aint coaching dont think he wants to


    Why Mike Brown still allowed to Coach whats wrong with Brown? he could only do so much under King James rule in Cleveland.


    Why the Lions Ex. GM allowed to be a football analyst Good ? question. Matt Millen shouldnt be allowed anywhere where hes allowed to give his "insight" on football.
  • DaFifthElement
    DaFifthElement Members Posts: 4,764 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    ? dont understand the word Rhetorical.