The Spanx unappreciation thread.....

black caesar
black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited December 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
Ok ladies and fellas, as some of ya'll know there's this increasing epidemic use of Spanx going around. SMH Some women in my area are using it to try and fool some cats. Hey I can't knock them though.

Just when I thought it couldn't be worse. I was in Dillard's in the malll yesterday looking at ties, cuff links, and money clips, and what do I see? Spanx boxers for men. SMH

Ladies and gents, let's converse on this.
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  • Aristo_V300
    Aristo_V300 Members Posts: 6,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    LMAO @ people buyin' lies... I've been manufacturing my own free lies for years.
  • kataklysm
    kataklysm Confirm Email Posts: 305
    edited December 2011
    Spanx has an entire line for men, gut slimming wife beaters and everything.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Wat is spanx?

    Damn my dude. You're normally up on game. You slipping in your pimping. lol See for yourself.

    http://www.spanx.com/home/index.jsp
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    I swear. Contacts, high heels, butt pads, push up bra's, make up, weave, spanx.....

    These chicks dont get dressed

    They get into character.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    kataklysm wrote: »
    Spanx has an entire line for men, gut slimming wife beaters and everything.

    Ley me find out you copped some Spanx. LOL
  • dirtyrodney
    dirtyrodney Members Posts: 556
    edited December 2011
    kataklysm wrote: »
    Spanx has an entire line for men, gut slimming wife beaters and everything.

    Ha! Gut slimming wife beaters is what spanx is? Thats hilarious! What will they think of next
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    I swear. Contacts, high heels, butt pads, push up bra's, make up, weave, spanx.....

    These chicks dont get dressed

    They get into character.

    You ain't lying, and this is coming from an actor. lol
  • dirtyrodney
    dirtyrodney Members Posts: 556
    edited December 2011
    I swear. Contacts, high heels, butt pads, push up bra's, make up, weave, spanx.....

    These chicks dont get dressed

    They get into character.


    Word, Im taking that line into battle the next time I gotta debate some ? on this subject
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    I'm sorrry but if a chick gets naked and a gut falls out from nowhere

    I've been decieved like if I buy a car and the AC shuts off 15 minutes after I leave the lot.

    Its one thing to know, but to trick me ... that aint coo
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    I predict ? just gonna start wearing masks to the club in the future.

    Like an actual MASK of a pretty girl's face. Then go home with a dude and take the mask off.

    F*ck is the difference at this point.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    I predict ? just gonna start wearing masks to the club in the future.

    Like an actual MASK of a pretty girl's face. Then go home with a dude and take the mask off.

    F*ck is the difference at this point.

    You just gave me an idea to make some money. LOL
  • kataklysm
    kataklysm Confirm Email Posts: 305
    edited December 2011
    There are a couple rules to wearing Spanx:

    1) Never wear them when you know a man is going to be touching you or seeing you naked unless ya'll are established.. Having a dude come dance with you in the club and feeling the stiffness of a girdle? That would be embarrassing.

    2) Don't try to pull dudes when you're wearing Spanx.
  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Never heard of it, but I'll add it to the list of why I don't ? with fat/thick ? .
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    ether-i-am wrote: »
    this is a very powerful post.

    I mean bruh if I rented a Porsche and some jewelry, filled patron bottles with bottom shelf liqour and threw my rent money in the club

    Chicks would be screaming "fraud"

    Why we giving these broads a pass at trickery.
  • mindright
    mindright Members Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    Never heard of it, but I'll add it to the list of why I don't ? with fat/thick ? .

    co-sign...

    instead of spanx, go to the gym...stop eating ?
  • kataklysm
    kataklysm Confirm Email Posts: 305
    edited December 2011
    I mean bruh if I rented a Porsche and some jewelry, filled patron bottles with bottom shelf liqour and threw my rent money in the club

    Chicks would be screaming "fraud"

    Why we giving these broads a pass at trickery.

    Go on and stage a boycott Loo. No women in the 20-12.
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    kataklysm wrote: »
    Go on and stage a boycott Loo. No women in the 20-12.

    No because that would be ? .

    How about, no "super thick" chicks rocking body armor.
  • twinzmom
    twinzmom Members Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    I mean bruh if I rented a Porsche and some jewelry, filled patron bottles with bottom shelf liqour and threw my rent money in the club

    Chicks would be screaming "fraud"

    Why we giving these broads a pass at trickery.

    I dont spanx are that bad. You can still tell from the face and arms. If the mid section is that slim, the guys just didnt wanna see, that a gurdle or something is there.
  • kataklysm
    kataklysm Confirm Email Posts: 305
    edited December 2011
    lol..Spanx were not even invented for fat women.

    Have you seen the CEO and creator of Spanx? She's thin and pretty attractive.

    They're made to give a smoothing effect like control top pantyhose have been doing for women for years, only these allow you to wear your open toes at the same time.

    Now the company has massively expanded with all sorts of products since then, but the original idea was not to make fat women look thin.


    If you've ever worn Spanx, they really aren't making that much of a difference. They're not going to make a huge gut disappear.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    kataklysm wrote: »
    There are a couple rules to wearing Spanx:

    1) Never wear them when you know a man is going to be touching you or seeing you naked unless ya'll are established.. Having a dude come dance with you in the club and feeling the stiffness of a girdle? That would be embarrassing.

    2) Don't try to pull dudes when you're wearing Spanx.

    Um That's the point why some women wear it. So they can look appealing, and try to get some good game thrown at them. Lurk was almost a victim. It's like when women back in the day was using Hawaiian Silky in their hair, and saying they had a little Spanish in them. LOL
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    kataklysm wrote: »
    lol..Spanx were not even invented for fat women.

    Have you seen the CEO and creator of Spanx? She's thin and pretty attractive.

    They're made to give a smoothing effect like control top pantyhose have been doing for women for years, only these allow you to wear your open toes at the same time.

    Now the company has massively expanded with all sorts of products since then, but the original idea was not to make fat women look thin.


    If you've ever worn Spanx, they really aren't making that much of a difference. They're not going to make a huge gut disappear.

    Well you should have a talk with some of the large women in my area then. LOL
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    mindright wrote: »
    co-sign...

    instead of spanx, go to the gym...stop eating ?

    You're from VA too. You know I'm speaking the truth about this. LOL
  • twinzmom
    twinzmom Members Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    Um That's the point why some women wear it. So they can look appealing, and try to get some good game thrown at them. Lurk was almost a victim. It's like when women back in the day was using Hawaiian Silky in their hair, and saying they had a little Spanish in them. LOL

    I thought was " I got Indian in my Family" <
    remembers when I use to say that.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    I mean bruh if I rented a Porsche and some jewelry, filled patron bottles with bottom shelf liqour and threw my rent money in the club

    Chicks would be screaming "fraud"

    Why we giving these broads a pass at trickery.

    My man is dropping quoteables today. lol This one is going in the sig.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2011
    twinzmom wrote: »
    I thought was " I got Indian in my Family" <
    remembers when I use to say that.

    Nope they said Spanish/Latin. LOL That was an east coast thing.