Charles Barkley quotables
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? is long overdue....Chuck is on fire
On Darryl Dawkins suit: "Aye Darryl my mama called she want her curtains back" lmaooooo
On Darryl Dawkins suit: "Aye Darryl my mama called she want her curtains back" lmaooooo
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Charles has had a bunch of quotables from this weekend
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On Westbrook winning the skills challenge
"Russell not going to win cause he got to pass the ball" -
It was either Chuck or Deion who said my GPA in college was eligibility lol
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"That boy will shoot at a funeral"
straight ignorant -
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"I regret never playing in an all-star game"-Kenny
"That's b/c u were never good enough "-chuck -
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copperkid27 wrote: »"I regret never playing in an all-star game"-Kenny
"That's b/c u were never good enough "-chuck
lmaoooo -
"If you close your eyes and listen to Kenny talk about himself you'd swear michael jordan was talking"
"I love Lebron but if he keep on pushing that headband back it's gonna be on the back of his skull"copperkid27 wrote: »"I regret never playing in an all-star game"-Kenny
"That's b/c u were never good enough "-chuck
This ? had me so weak...
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there you go kenny being wrong again << lmao
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DeadR.D. wrote:"That boy will shoot at a funeral"
straight ignorant
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Ernie Johnson : Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."
Sir Charles: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"
LOL Charles keeps it coming
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Ernie Johnson : Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."
Sir Charles: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"
LOL Charles keeps it coming
hahaha i remember this. lmfao @ that boy will shoot at a funeral -
After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles was in front of the judge.
Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any regrets?"
Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor"
Ernie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"
Charles: "Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'" -
(Paraphrasing) Ernie: Roy Hibbert deserved an allstar spot but its a shame that the pacers arent on TNT enough.
Chuck: Thats because they dont have cable in Indiana
Then all you hear is chris webber laughing in the backround lol Damn I wish C-webb was there all the time -
"Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself."
Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there."
Kenny: "There's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"
Charles: "Those are called 'brothers'
After ? has a shot blocked: "He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough"
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I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper
After Kevin Garnett threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was ejected. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'".
"All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."
"When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those ? on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."
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king hassan wrote:I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper
After Kevin Garnett threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was ejected. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'"."All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."
"When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those ? on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."
This one had me LMAO
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charles talkin was more entertaining than 80% of all-star weekend
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even stehpen a smith said chuck was the most entertaining thing this weekend
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after they interview lil wayne where clearly either lil ? or high
when they go back to tnt
ernie " well clearly a live interview"
chuck: imma have to find lil wayne after the show
C-webb looks like he just wants to burst in laughin lmao -
Angeles1son85 wrote: »after they interview lil wayne where clearly either lil ? or high
when they go back to tnt
ernie " well clearly a live interview"
chuck: imma have to find lil wayne after the show
C-webb looks like he just wants to burst in laughin lmao
Ernies face said it all lmao everyone was just waiting on eachother to see who'd say somthing first
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Him busting the Chase Budinger blind fold dunk was funny.
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(after the Heat beat the Atlanta Hawks without Wade or LeBron)
Kevin Harlen: "And this is a black eye for the Atlanta Hawks..."
Chuck: "Yeah I wish I could punch em in the other eye..." -
lmao @ ? on Buffy
Charles da goat
