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I had to lay down that PAUSE on my 7 year old son today. Went to pick that ? up from summer school today. He musta asked if his classmate could spend the night so they could play his new video game.
At first I was proud as a muhfucca. "Coo, whas her name? You like this girl alot huh?" He musta said "Dad its a boy, his name Nick." I snatched that lil ? up by the collar appalling all the cracca parents in the parking lot. "LOOK HERE LIL NUGGA! DON'T YOU EVER EVEN LET THE THOUGHT OF HAVIN ANOTHER BOY OVER CROSS YO UNDEVELOPED MIND AGAIN". I stared down that lil ? Nick and his pops as a smashed out sideways leavin the possi tracks in my wake
Best believe I gave him a beating when we got home. None of they ? ass spanking ? neither. Told him to knuckle up and try to fight his old man off
At first I was proud as a muhfucca. "Coo, whas her name? You like this girl alot huh?" He musta said "Dad its a boy, his name Nick." I snatched that lil ? up by the collar appalling all the cracca parents in the parking lot. "LOOK HERE LIL NUGGA! DON'T YOU EVER EVEN LET THE THOUGHT OF HAVIN ANOTHER BOY OVER CROSS YO UNDEVELOPED MIND AGAIN". I stared down that lil ? Nick and his pops as a smashed out sideways leavin the possi tracks in my wake
Best believe I gave him a beating when we got home. None of they ? ass spanking ? neither. Told him to knuckle up and try to fight his old man off
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Lil B, stop PMing me for porn
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Based GAWD wrote: »I had to lay down that PAUSE on my 7 year old son today. Went to pick that ? up from summer school today. He musta asked if his classmate could spend the night so they could play his new video game.
At first I was proud as a muhfucca. "Coo, whas her name? You like this girl alot huh?" He musta said "Dad its a boy, his name Nick." I snatched that lil ? up by the collar appalling all the cracca parents in the parking lot. "LOOK HERE LIL NUGGA! DON'T YOU EVER EVEN LET THE THOUGHT OF HAVIN ANOTHER BOY OVER CROSS YO UNDEVELOPED MIND AGAIN". I stared down that lil ? Nick and his pops as a smashed out sideways leavin the possi tracks in my wake
Best believe I gave him a beating when we got home. None of they ? ass spanking ? neither. Told him to knuckle up and try to fight his old man off
Your not serious are you?
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I hope you beat that lil nagga into a coma
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lmfao
u shoulda said how his mama look and and made it a slumber party -
Meanwhile your name derives from the 'pretty ? ' . . . ? OUTTA HERE with that ?
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wait so ? cant have homeboys any more?
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lol Donkey Fodder
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Hoes suck my ? cause I look like Asher Roth
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lol..cool story. you must be hella bored tonight.
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hilarious...
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we had sleep over all the times used to steal the homies dads weed and ? good harmless fun..? these days!!!!1
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Funny as ?
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SMH@ ? thinking that ? was funny
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Based GAWD wrote: »You ? ?
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dont be asking me stupid questions -
Wack thread
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Honestly I hope you in the jail report in your area big dawg....cuz ya son went beyond bugging...and he's in summer school asking for priveledges???? whoop his ass again just for that ? alone...let him know u just thought about that ? discussing the issues with friends...OLDSCHOOL STYLE
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I admit I'm a lil jealous at the Uncle Carl & Ms S =mssouthernthang wrote: »Wack thread
2 BFF's
+2 Gether
4 Ever
*damn wish my name was there instead of Carl's* kick rocks -
mssouthernthang wrote: »Wack thread
You look anything like that brawd in your avi? -
C.Melendez wrote: »Honestly I hope you in the jail report in your area big dawg....cuz ya son went beyond bugging...and he's in summer school asking for priveledges???? whoop his ass again just for that ? alone...let him know u just thought about that ? discussing the issues with friends...OLDSCHOOL STYLE
i just overlooked he in summer school
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LMAO yeah the fact he in summer school means he shouldnt be askin for ? . BUT C'MON SON i know ? spent the night over there homeboy's crib and played madden or damn mario all night. ya'll ? reachin
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why u lieing?......or dont be calling your son ? because when you were young you wanted to ? your homeboyz
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GOAT thread
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anything for a laugh huh maybe someone should have snatched you up for having those kind of thoughts about kids no ? .
