Set the Record Straight About Your State B-)

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DarcSkies777
DarcSkies777 Members Posts: 5,600 ✭✭✭
edited July 2010 in AKA Donkey
*rhymes so blacks participate*

1. Not all the females out here are fine. Finer than your state probably. But we got our fair share of fatties and uglies ourselves.

2. It does rain here. Just not often.

3. Compton/South Central/Inglewood are nothing like what you saw or maybe still see in rap videos or the news. Compton actually has looked pretty nice for a decade now.

4. Not as many gangs as you'd think. Although there are still some gangs in CA.

5. LAPD isnt THAT bad (considering) but the LA Sheriff's Department must die.
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  • lord nemesis
    lord nemesis Members Posts: 11,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    We up there in ? /AIDS and down there in eduction. But we did just win the ? National Championship tonight
  • the_underground
    the_underground Members Posts: 1,561 ✭✭
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    Illinois, for the most part, is a state that I consider pretty country. Outside of Chicago everything is just cornfields and rural folk.

    And our politicians are corrupt and positions are often based on nepotism.
  • ImGettingOld
    ImGettingOld Members Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    VA isnt that damn boring
    We got sexy ? over here
    People frown upon Richmond
  • Punisher__
    Punisher__ Members Posts: 3,031 ✭✭
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    1. Baltimore is not what's poppin'.

    2. The best talent comes from here.

    3. We do not claim Sisqo.
  • bredbay415
    bredbay415 Members Posts: 14
    edited June 2010
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    not everyone in frisco is ?
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MN is a blue state, so it's not all hillbillies and rednecks like all dumbfucks seem to think it is.
  • new account2
    new account2 Members Posts: 1,469
    edited June 2010
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    MD is far from country in some parts....the 3rd biggest metro area in the nation.......and some county and or city is always top ten/5 as far as murder rate goes.....whether PG or Bmore.....and depending on how u look at it...DC

    even though it might only take you 6 hrs to drive from the furtherst end to the other, MD is pretty big as far as influence and diversity......Ocean city and allegany county dont even sleem like its the same state.....and PG and a lot of surrounding counties from DC consider Bmore country........... move on to the next point

    Everybody dont ? wit BMore in MD, yet Bmore pretty much is the area that sets the tone for MD culture............

    If you see a PG or ? from a 35 mile raidus of bmore outside of bmore dissin Bmore, he mght be a wanna be DC ? that wears short shorts, long socks and pronounces sock as "SAWWWCK" and pronounces yo as "young" just to sound like he aint from bmore......

    MD, mainly 410 has the best ? in the world, even without the oil spill.....

    If you not in BMORE/PG/MONT/ANNE ARUNDEL/HOWARD county, you are from a part of MD where its country as ? and it seems like a dfferent state....they dont even have the same accent as most of us do....

    the old line state....a lot of civil war culture hear.....a free southern state where slaves were often entrepreneurs, freedom fighters and hustlers...........


    Harriet Tubman, Thurgood Marshall, Frederick Douglass, Benjamin Banneker, Cab Calloway, Ben Carson, Billie Holiday, Reggie Lewis, Carmelo Anthony, Monique, Jada Pinkett, Toni Braxton........? yall need me to keep going????

    http://www.luthervillecoloredschool.webs.com/
  • Ounceman
    Ounceman Members Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    1. Florida is way more southern and hillbilly than u might think. its not all palm trees and sandy beaches. venture anywhere in the panhandle, the heartland, or the big bend and youll be in for a culture shock.

    2. Oranges arent the only thing that can be grown in florida. we also grow sugar cane, avocados, mangoes, blueberries, pecans, and limes.


    3. Not all of miami looks like south beach. in fact, cross the bridge into the city and youll find many poor, rundown areas. sometimes even right next to a more affluent area, lol.


    4. Due to all the snowbirds from up north, one might think politically florida is very progressive. on the contrary, florida is a very conservative state with an education system 50 years behind where it should be.


    5. florida isnt all flat like people usually say it is. there are hilly areas around tallahasse, polk county, ocala, and walton county. and the state also
  • ImGettingOld
    ImGettingOld Members Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    I forgot no one in VA types like Gee757 does
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Texas is what you make of it if you can't make it here its only because you did'nt want to...no way a ? living here should be broke.

    Most of the white people here are cool,its the rednecks in the backroads that give the state a bad wrap when it comes to all the racist ? people think when they think of TEXAS.But overall white folks here are madd cool.

    Mexicans/Blacks get alone here,aint no plex between us and them.
  • powerman 5000
    powerman 5000 Members Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    an, I'm not sure what the sterotypes are for louisiana but,
    Not everybody out here is grilled up.
    The universities here are very good, it's just the people that go to them usually leave the state.
    The weather here is not unbearable it is humid though
    Except for N.O. we're about 95% recovered from rita/katrina (BP is a different story)
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    edited June 2010
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    In Texas........

    We are not all country and we don't all live on a ranch like the TV show Dallas

    Not all white folks are racist

    We are not proud that George Bush claims our state as his home

    UT Longhorns are the greatest college football team EVER
  • goat334
    goat334 Members Posts: 3,604 ✭✭
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    In Alabama......

    We do have paved roads, highways and interstates............

    We have traffic lights and street lights too.......

    UA Crimson Tide is the greatest college football team EVER


    Florida State is still my team......
  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    connecticut......the whole state is not filled with rich white people and wooded areas lol
  • Tommy Billfiger
    Tommy Billfiger Banned Users Posts: 3,809 ✭✭
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    Damn near everybody from here can ball.Even if you aint on a team or good enough to play pro ball ? from chicago can hoop if you cant hoop you are the exception

    It aint as violent as people think only 4-5 neighborhoods on the south and west sides mainly washington park,englewood and austin
  • king hassan
    king hassan Members Posts: 22,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ^^^^^^^ and Chicago has a lot of nice neighborhoods and buildings
    It's mainly in pockets where ? is ? up
    It is cold in the winter but only brutal for a few weeks at a time
    Chicago is actually a clean city being the size that it is
    On the contrary Chicago is segregated like a ?
    Summer in Chicago is that ?
  • adagreat
    adagreat Members Posts: 679
    edited June 2010
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    NOt evryone in NY has ever been to the statue of liberty!
    most yellow cabs do stop for black people after hours!
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    North NJ and SOuth NJ are like 2 different countries.

    Its actually a very rich, expensive place to live in. Look up Alpine, NJ.

    Blue state for now, but actually has a known underground KKK/? cult
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    goat334 wrote: »
    In Alabama......

    We do have paved roads, highways and interstates............

    We have traffic lights and street lights too.......

    UA Crimson Tide is the greatest college football team EVER


    Florida State is still my team......

    Very dissapointed in you goat....GO NOLES!
  • goat334
    goat334 Members Posts: 3,604 ✭✭
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    doubletee wrote: »
    Very dissapointed in you goat....GO NOLES!

    That was a shot at Mssouthern......."UT Longhorns are the greatest college football team EVER "

    Bama is my home (team)......But I stll bleed Garnet & Gold........Go Noles!!!!!!
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Michigan:

    1. Finer black women than any other state I've been to. Illinois, specifically Chicago, is the only place that gives MI a run for it's money.
    2. Far more racist than anyone is willing to believe or speak openly about.
    3. Detroit ain't nearly as bad, crime wise, as the media would have you believe.
    4. Saginaw and Flint, however, are far worse than you could ever imagine.
    5. Detroit is the birthplace of Techno and Ghettotech.

    Arizona:

    1. Yep, the white folks pretty much hate the Mexicans...
    2. ... But this means that Black folks can make moves without white folks interfering as much.
    3. The best Mexican food you will ever have in your life will come from a hole-in-the-wall "bertos" spot or a taco truck in AZ.
    4. Quite possibly the highest concentration of hideous looking black chicks in one place... At least those born here. If you see a fine chick, chances are she moved here from another state.
    5. Fine Latinas EVERYWHERE... Sadly, their pretty faces don't necessarily mean bad ass bodies. Quite the contrary, 9 times out of 10, a fine as hell Latina is also rockin' a muffin top figure.
    6. We have a G-Unit affiliated artist, DTP affiliate, AND a Black Wall Street artist... And STILL can't get love on the radio.
  • notme
    notme Members Posts: 233 ✭✭
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    goat334 wrote: »
    In Alabama......

    We do have paved roads, highways and interstates............

    We have traffic lights and street lights too.......

    UA Crimson Tide is the greatest college football team EVER


    Florida State is still my team......

    Man, If we couldn't run 4.3s and didn't have 40 inch verticals, we'd still be sitting on those steps down in Tuscaloosa...
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Michigan:


    Arizona:

    1. Yep, the white folks pretty much hate the Mexicans...
    2. ... But this means that Black folks can make moves without white folks interfering as much.
    3. The best Mexican food you will ever have in your life will come from a hole-in-the-wall "bertos" spot or a taco truck in AZ.
    4. Quite possibly the highest concentration of hideous looking black chicks in one place... At least those born here. If you see a fine chick, chances are she moved here from another state.
    5. Fine Latinas EVERYWHERE... Sadly, their pretty faces don't necessarily mean bad ass bodies. Quite the contrary, 9 times out of 10, a fine as hell Latina is also rockin' a muffin top figure.
    6. We have a G-Unit affiliated artist, DTP affiliate, AND a Black Wall Street artist... And STILL can't get love on the radio.

    It should'nt even be that way...
  • HustleThaDon
    HustleThaDon Members Posts: 28,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    In Texas........

    We are not all country and we don't all live on a ranch like the TV show Dallas

    Not all white folks are racist

    We are not proud that George Bush claims our state as his home

    UT Longhorns are the greatest college football team EVER

    thank you saved me some time
  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    We actually have a high population of Black folk
    We have some of the baddest mix breed ?
    Our cops are more crooked then drug dealers.