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who is your favourite heel commentator?

TdotGoHARD87TdotGoHARD87 Posts: 782 ✭✭
edited March 2012 in Off The Turn Buckle
top 3:
jesse "the body" ventura
bobby "the brain" hennan
jerry "the king" lawler

show me a ting. Michael Cole can go kick rocks
Mister B.

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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 67,913 Regulator
    bobby "the brain" is the greatest commentator ever!

    Anti_matter
  • Disciplined InSightDisciplined InSight The Clairvoyant One.... Posts: 13,478 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bobby "The Brain" Hennan. That dude always had me in stitches.
    To be a real hood you need more than just a gun. You need ideas.

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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 67,913 Regulator
    edited March 2012
    bobby
    the body

    king back in the 90's






























































    cole all the way down here somewhere
  • Chi-Town BullyChi-Town Bully Posts: 29,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bobby "the brain" is the greatest commentator ever!

    My all time favorite commentator period
  • TdotGoHARD87TdotGoHARD87 Posts: 782 ✭✭
    jesse was cold in the booth .him and gorrilla monsoon were a hilarious combo. i love the brain but preferred him as a manager. how bout paul heyman? i kno he did a lil commentary work
  • f.e.d.s.f.e.d.s. Chi-CityPosts: 2,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    macho, ventura, henning, lawler, jbl










  • 313 wayz313 wayz Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bobby was killing it with the one-liners

    Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"
    Gorilla: "What?"
    Brain: "Tupper"

    (KoKo-B-Ware enters the ring with this wild new hairdo; stripes running front to back dyed in parrakeet colors. You can almost hear the gears start to turn in Heenan's head.)
    Brain: Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?
    Gorilla: (With a groan) No. What?
    Brain: Afroturf.

    "Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome"

    "That's right, tickets are going on sale" "Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth" "Do you want me to knock ya down?" and as they pan off to an ad, "I'll talk to you later mom"

    (Regarding Davey Boy Smith)
    "Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo"

    Gorilla: (Referring to a match in progress in Texas) "Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago."
    Brain: "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo?
    Gorilla: "...why?"
    Brain: "They only had one car."


    Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?
    Schivone: What?
    Brain: Divorced.

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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    brain>>>>>>>>>>>

  • T. SanfordT. Sanford Trill Doggy Dogg (Legion Of Trill) Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars
    Schivone: What?
    Brain: Divorced

    Lmao.............
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    Me: Have you ever heard of T. Sanford

    Karla: Yeah

    Me: This is T. Sanford, Come on down here and let me tap that ass
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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 67,913 Regulator
    313 wayz wrote: »

    Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?
    Schivone: What?
    Brain: Divorced.

    fucking dead!
  • Chi-Town BullyChi-Town Bully Posts: 29,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tony Schiavone: "Scott Hall is looking a little better this week."
    Bobby Heenan: "It's only Monday."

    Looking back this is so wrong
  • CopperCopper The WickPosts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dont know who had the funniest on the spot lines the brain or the king
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  • CopperCopper The WickPosts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bobby quotes
    (after Juventud Guerrera took off his mask)
    "Maybe that's Okerlund under there?" and later. . .
    "Now when he delivers pizza, everyone will know who he is."

    (Talking about the Narcissist Lex Luger's elbow)
    "He's had more hits than Elvis."

    "You know what slows down Typhoon? Twinkies--Hostess Cupcakes."

    "North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

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  • CopperCopper The WickPosts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Terry Schiavone: "I smell Jackhammer. I smell Hogan."
    Bobby Heenan: "Anyone close to him does."

    "If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."

    (After Rey Mysterio, Jr. unmasks)
    "It's Leave it to Beaver!"

    "You should just get beat up for having a last name Whipreck."

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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 67,913 Regulator
    "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car."

    Bobby H & Gorilla on Chico Santana:
    Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?
    Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
    Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
    Gorilla: Will you stop...


    (During IC title match)
    Brain: Don't touch that referee Perfect!
    Gorilla: Why? A disqualification will save his title.
    Brain: O.K. Then nail him!


  • da_enforcerda_enforcer Posts: 257 ✭✭
    Heenan and The Body were the best to do it.
  • Disciplined InSightDisciplined InSight The Clairvoyant One.... Posts: 13,478 ✭✭✭✭✭
    313 wayz wrote: »
    Bobby was killing it with the one-liners

    Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"
    Gorilla: "What?"
    Brain: "Tupper"

    (KoKo-B-Ware enters the ring with this wild new hairdo; stripes running front to back dyed in parrakeet colors. You can almost hear the gears start to turn in Heenan's head.)
    Brain: Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?
    Gorilla: (With a groan) No. What?
    Brain: Afroturf.

    "Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome"

    "That's right, tickets are going on sale" "Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth" "Do you want me to knock ya down?" and as they pan off to an ad, "I'll talk to you later mom"

    (Regarding Davey Boy Smith)
    "Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo"

    Gorilla: (Referring to a match in progress in Texas) "Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago."
    Brain: "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo?
    Gorilla: "...why?"
    Brain: "They only had one car."


    Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?
    Schivone: What?
    Brain: Divorced.

    LMAO!! Exactly what I was talking about right here.
    To be a real hood you need more than just a gun. You need ideas.

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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 67,913 Regulator

    "Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto"


    (On Junkyard Dog)
    "His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!"
  • CopperCopper The WickPosts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto"


    (On Junkyard Dog)
    "His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!"

    lmao
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  • Anti_matterAnti_matter Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bobby the Brain Heenan was droppin' "pipe bombs" before anybody knew what that meant.
  • DOPEdweebzDOPEdweebz What title? www.facebook.com/DOPEdweebzPosts: 29,347 Regulator
    edited March 2012
    People are brainwashed into thinking Bobby heenan was the best commentator even tho he did most of his "commentating" in WCW, and we know 75% of you only watch WWF/E and only have.

    Watch all the old school Wrestlemanias with jesse Ventura ethering everyone. He planted the blueprint for both JERRY LAWLER in his prime and MICHAEL COLE now. Dude was even ethering Vince mcmahon when they were commentating together.


    If this was hip hop

    jesse's delivery>> heenans
    jesse's swag >> heenans
    jesse's punchlines < Bobby heenans

    I just look at back and Bobby heenan always came off as a cornball white guy not in a Michael Cole purposely kinda way but by accident kind of way.

    That being said.

    1. Jesse
    2. Jerry Lawler (in his prime)
    3. Bobby Heenan

    Cole aint bad at all, he's a heel and does his job well. He's perfect for the cornball PG era, like Cena is.
    /rant.

    New AHH Battle Rap Forum
    http://community.allhiphop.com/categories/the-battle-rap-zone
    Karma es verdad.
    Mister B.
  • Mister B.Mister B. Still the Devil's #1 Advocate. Come on out that box! Posts: 16,171 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have to cosign that said.

    Go back and watch WrestleMania VI.

    Shit will leave you in tears.
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    Read that jawn....

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    Yep. It's THAT season again....
  • TdotGoHARD87TdotGoHARD87 Posts: 782 ✭✭
    I have to cosign that said.

    Go back and watch WrestleMania VI.

    Shit will leave you in tears.

    i watched wrestlemania V, n decided to make this thread. Jesse had me howling.

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