If Hip Hop Industry Was A School, Who Would Be Who?
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alphajjc
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Always wanted to make a topic like this and see what everyone would say. I'll start off
Hip Hop Yearbook
Class Valedictorian:
Lauryn Hill---Going to Colombia University at the age of 16
Class Bully:
Acts insecure and would try to cause negativity everywhere in order to get attention and when he does not get attention he tries to break apart friends and turn them into enemies.
Person everyone gets along with and has no issues with:
Class Divas:(Male/Female)
Foreign Exhange Student always hit on by guys:
Guy that Wants To Hang Out with every clique and follow them everywhere:
^This thread has potential. Can everyone add some more(if they want). Hopefully we don't have 100 hundred posts on Eminem LOL.
I know I said people who are well known but that is because I could not think of anyone else at the moment. I was wondering if you guys could also post lesser known people
Hip Hop Yearbook
Class Valedictorian:
Lauryn Hill---Going to Colombia University at the age of 16
Class Bully:
Acts insecure and would try to cause negativity everywhere in order to get attention and when he does not get attention he tries to break apart friends and turn them into enemies.
Person everyone gets along with and has no issues with:
Class Divas:(Male/Female)
Foreign Exhange Student always hit on by guys:
Guy that Wants To Hang Out with every clique and follow them everywhere:
^This thread has potential. Can everyone add some more(if they want). Hopefully we don't have 100 hundred posts on Eminem LOL.
I know I said people who are well known but that is because I could not think of anyone else at the moment. I was wondering if you guys could also post lesser known people
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you would be the lame ? in the corner askin dumb questions and makin up fantastical stories about your classmates
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rick bawse woulda been the guy that lies alot
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Jay would be the rich kid everyone thinks has the perfect life but has parent issuses
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Eminem would be the class stalker
Drake would be the class simp -
Nobody would pic Nas for sports. Automatic L for the team.
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Rick Ross would be the ? that go to school out of his district and tell everybody from his neighborhood that he's the schoolyard boss, but he's really the hall monitor
Dame dash would be the ? who sold candy and ? from his backpack.
Kanye West would be president of the fashion club. And despite always being with bad ? everybody would still wonder if he's ? or not. (and no one would ever really know the answer)
Z-ro would be that ? from the block that for some reason is also in the choir doing solos and ? .
Pharell is the band nerd.
Canibus would be 'Most Likely to Succeed' and then end up homeless.
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nah switch da bully 2 ROZAY cuz after da way ro$$ handled woodface woodface aint a problem child hez just a child wit a problem like KISS said lol..
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Rick Ross would be the hall monitor.
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feminem would b da REDNECK...he would b da 1 that would stay gettin his azz beat fa callin blkz N1GGERZ lol..
? azz dre would b da ? guy -
^I kinda agree. Eminem would be the dude sitting alone at lunch. Just looking around hoping someone will come talk to him.
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^ yep...
yukmouth & snoopy would b da stonerz... -
Birdman would be that ? who graduated but still hung around school and ? underage girls because they are easily impressed by older guys and materialism.
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In Marvins Room wrote: »^I kinda agree. Eminem would be the dude sitting alone at lunch. Just looking around hoping someone will come talk to him.
LOL okay I definitely think you guys are overreacting with that though. He's introverted but he definitely does have friends .
T.I. would be the guy who is always preaching about how everyone should not be violent and be dignified while he is always getting suspended
Bun B would be the guy wise beyond his years that everyone respects
Tech N9ne would be the guy who is cool with both the hip hop crowd and the skater crowd
I'm still trying to think of what Lil Wayne would be.....
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Emenim would be the white kid spray-painting Swastikas in the bathroom
Emeim would be the white student hanging a Noose In a Black students locker
Emenim would be the white guy in school that burns a cross on the playground over the weekend. -
^LOL Eminem is gonna get killed in here
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Wu-Tang would be the clique of kids that stick to themselves for the most part, but everyone in the school knows and respects them.
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Kendrick Lamar would be the dude always crackin jokes.
Nicki Minaj would be the school ? . -
Tyler the Creator would be the emo kid hanging out by the buses with a cigarette and a mcdonalds coffee.
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Camron would be captain of the football team
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Drake would be the guy who has a mob of female friends, yet never gets any play.
Yo Gotti would be that kid who only shows up to a few classes a couple times a week and is always wearing new chains and Js. -
In Marvins Room wrote: »
Lol thanks I was just about to change that.
Rakim would be the teacher who has been at the school for years and has tons of trophies and awards still on display in the hall way from his prime when he was younger. And everyone looks to him for advice
Tony Yayo would be the guy constantly hanging around the "Class Bully" and defending him all the time like they have a love affair or something
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Lil Wayne would be the Professor cause he schooling these ? .
#YMCMB -
Big Sean would be the pretty boy ? who arches his eyebrows and have a new outfit every week
Diddy would be that ? who did everything in school, he is on every panel and end up being homecoming king.
Lil Wayne would be that one little ? who had a older brother who gets respect, but he does anything for attention
Camron would be the class clown
Gucci Mane would be the ? who is 21 in the 12th grade
Nicki Minaj would be that ? who only ? older ? and they tricked on her
Diamond would be the chick who got pregnant 10th grade year -
Say hello to the head of the department of mathematics.
