Most awkward moment in sex
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When you smashin and she's just laying there staring at you in complete, utter silence like a weirdo with no personality.
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Dizzel3000 wrote: »? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...
Man smmfh lol, i was watchin some show with my wife a couple weeks back, on hbo.
This chick had sex with a dude for the first time, and when he entered her, she said
"Am i tight like a baby?".
Man, i literally started crying laughing.
Talking about the show girls... good show
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backpackingrapper wrote: »Dizzel3000 wrote: »? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...
Man smmfh lol, i was watchin some show with my wife a couple weeks back, on hbo.
This chick had sex with a dude for the first time, and when he entered her, she said
"Am i tight like a baby?".
Man, i literally started crying laughing.
Talking about the show girls... good show
wtf was she talkin about am i tight like a baby tho??????? -
When you bust that nut and realize you really don't like the girl at all and just wanted some action......
WOAT feeling -
Pussyfarts for the win
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backpackingrapper wrote: »Dizzel3000 wrote: »? around and saying something stupid is woat .... you know sometimes dudes just be feeling it a little to damn much and ? around a say some ? like "? call me captain nasty" or some ? and she look at you like ? wtf?? lol i mean just ? like that i guess...
Man smmfh lol, i was watchin some show with my wife a couple weeks back, on hbo.
This chick had sex with a dude for the first time, and when he entered her, she said
"Am i tight like a baby?".
Man, i literally started crying laughing.
Talking about the show girls... good show
wtf was she talkin about am i tight like a baby tho???????
She was used to another dude that said crazy ? like that when they was having sex. -
@bignorm you talking bout that show "Girls" on HBO. That show stay having some awkard/weird/hilarious stuff going on.
Talk about awkward, in that same episode, that chicks parents were smashin n the shower, her pops was hittin her moms from the back got bout 6 or 7 strokes and fell out the shower cuz his back gave out and she walked in on her dad naked on the floor n her mom trying to get him on his feet and to the bed.
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With this girl out Philly, we in her folks jacuzzi in the bathroom gettin it in and the mom comes in from work and is in the master bedroom and I guess heard ol girl. The mom says "are you playing with yourself again, I'm going to the store"
Wow. Lmao!!
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When you smashin and she's just laying there staring at you in complete, utter silence like a weirdo with no personality.
that means she cant feel you breh. nh
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King Erauno wrote: »
LMAO............self-ether is the worst ether
I was sitting here trying to figure out why some ? like that would happen -
? squirted on my bed. brand new sheets was put on there too
i had the wtf face on -
Chick started sucking her thumb while I was on top.
Another started playing with my nipples the same way infants reach and grab for their mother's nipples.
Another put her tongue in my ear while she was on top. -
when they keep sucking after you nut.....
sure it feels INTENSELY AWESOME... but the uncontrollable whimpers that you make as a result....aren't something you can exactly be proud about......
i always feel like a lil ? afterwards.. -
? squirted on my bed. brand new sheets was put on there too
i had the wtf face on
could have brand new sheets, new bed, newly painted walls, new carpet.... if I make a ? squirt for the first time and she ruins all that ? , I wouldn't care. That's a W
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Haul Judos wrote: »when they keep sucking after you nut.....
sure it feels INTENSELY AWESOME... but the uncontrollable whimpers that you make as a result....aren't something you can exactly be proud about......
i always feel like a lil ? afterwards..
Lmao!
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probably after i finish and my ? is practically non-existent in size, and she still wanna suck on it or be close. im scrambling to put my boxers on or cover up.
gucci. -
Nothing more awkward than a ? making eye to eye contact with you while she's sucking you off
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Nothing more awkward than a ? making eye to eye contact with you while she's sucking you off
Yea it is kind awkward.
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Really? that ? is GOAT!
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Nothing more awkward than a ? making eye to eye contact with you while she's sucking you off
really?
why?
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Ms Southern wrote: »
I hate that ? , it's just weird even tho my ? is in her mouth. Can't really explain -
and she be looking at you like "you better appreciate this you bastard"
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KINGOFDAARCADE wrote: »and she be looking at you like "you better appreciate this you bastard"
hahahaha
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Ms Southern wrote: »
I hate that ? , it's just weird even tho my ? is in her mouth. Can't really explain
oh ok
I thought most men liked that... kinda like an "I'm in control" thing -
Ms Southern wrote: »kinda like an "I'm in control" thing
... how is she in control?
she's on her knees, and my ? is in her MOUTH.
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