Which option would you choose?

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  • DarkRaiden
    DarkRaiden Members Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭
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    A and it's not close. That knife and that 10 mil.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    Im saying ? it and choosing B

    5 years of ? kim and having kids with her. If we daughters when they get older I might ? them till Im dead
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? that, by the time I fix that plane or get rescued or whatever, after all that time, weed, books and manual labor, Imma be like jesus performing miracles and ? when I get back.
  • CallMeWelvin
    CallMeWelvin Members Posts: 6,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    In 20 years cash will be of no value.

    Sonned
  • nkflier23
    nkflier23 Members Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
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    you people are FOOLS
    Option B, ? you have a GUN thats almost an auto ?
    then you have Kim K, use her to reproduce a populate the island as much as u can before she dies
    By then you'll only have 15 years left an you just grind it out with your Ciroc an mp3 player to last you...
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Melanin_Enriched
    Melanin_Enriched Members Posts: 22,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    B, you could eat kim kardashians' ass for days after ? her to death.
  • PK_TK_187
    PK_TK_187 Members Posts: 2,240
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    i'll go with A
    your companion will live longer plus you get money at the end
    this thread is sexist though
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • SneakDZA
    SneakDZA Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'd pick B.

    But if that broad tries to drink all my tequila she's gettin' shot!
  • Young_Chitlin
    Young_Chitlin Members Posts: 23,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • shieky
    shieky Members Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭✭
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    A.

    -the knife is one of the most useful items as it can be used as a weapon and a tool.
    -the boy can be trained and end up a major help in 5-7 years, just a miniature version of you if trained right.
    -the material from the ? can be cut into small strips and weaved into your shoes, which you made out of vicious animal skin, twigs and leaves.. only hetero use i can think of for it.
    -the money is obviously a win.

    -the other options fail because KK is useless as ? . you might not even get 5 years of ? with her.. ? might be burnt the ? off after the first nut.
    -8gb of music is worthless as ? . My old mp3 player was a 8gb, it held 1250 songs.. i'd get bored after a month.
    -the alcohol is useless as i couldn't drink it, seeing that there are vicious animals around.. gotta be sober for that. as far as using it to start fires.. i guess it would make it easier, but not imperative.
    -the gun at best holds 20 rounds per mag.. thats 200 bullets in 20 years. do the math and see if its still awesome.. plus some of yall probably never fired a gun, so bullets would be wasted due to poor aim.
    -the books could be helpful for entertainment, but wouldn't do much for fires as you could probably find other materials on the island that are more flammable.
    -the weed is just like the alcohol.. gotta be sober and alert. plus you would use so many resources trying to start a fire and then finding something to actually smoke with.. not worth it.
    -the plane is greatness, but i look at it as if you can make it to 15 years, you can make it another 5.
    -the dog is just like the boy, except not as smart and can't talk.. ehh.
  • In Your Moms Room
    In Your Moms Room Members Posts: 7,383 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm taking B. After i'm tired of ? her, i can ? her and eat her.
  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yep, id have to go with A.

    The ? looks like a solid weapon against wild animals to me, so is the knife.

    If u ? 1 wild animal with a knife and his homies come for u, I bet if u shove that ? into a wolves ass nh them muhfuckas never come back for a generation. But then u'd prolly have to remind the cubs.

    The plane ? looks stupid, ? that. And Im in my 20's at 40 + I can buy 20 kim kardashians and a stack of viagra if i need it.
  • Bawse D.Lox
    Bawse D.Lox Members Posts: 3,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • BoldChild
    BoldChild Members Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
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    ? would be interesting if we could pick any 4 of the 12 items.

    I would go with B though.

    1. Smash Kim

    2. Chill listening to music (I assume it comes filled with music of your choosing, with multiple ear phones)

    3. Use alcohol for fire/ sanitation/ etc

    4. Gun for protection.


    Edit: ? as a weapon? you might as well use a branch.
  • dpresidential
    dpresidential Members Posts: 609 ✭✭✭
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    Either A or B.

    A - First off, throwing that ? ? in the ocean off jump, don't even want the kid to see the ? . His impressionable mind could cause me to off him later if he does see it. The hunting knife would be extremely valuable and if the kid lives long enough, he would be extremely vital in regards to manpower. He can do the same as the dog, he and I would be on different schedules, he patrols at night, me during the day(switch up on holidays, lol)

    B- Okay...this is the best option, definitely smashing Kim once a week the first 3 years, then switch it to once a month. Make sure it doesn't get old or boring. The gun would be great for hunting and killing a wold animal. Use a rock to open up the animals carcass and fashion tools/weapons out of the bones of the animal.

    If I survive the ordeal, I'd be 47 when I'm off the Island, write a book, become rich and I'd be good...
  • CeLLaR-DooR
    CeLLaR-DooR Members Posts: 18,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    B...Listen to music...Get ? ...Beat KK...Shoot myself...all in 7 minutes
  • game changer
    game changer Members Posts: 217
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    the boy, the puppy and kim k for my island foursome
  • yeah i rap so don't
    yeah i rap so don't Members Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Having to feed and have conversations with Kim K would not be worth it if she is going to die within five years. Why would there be a ? ? Is this for females to help them decide. That is a great option and the money after is almost hard to turn around. The knife and the five year old boy could be of service. I do not drink and the bullets would run out. B is the worst option. C has the books and the dog which can help. In every case you have another life form to help. I do not smoke weed either. People do not read, in C you either leave 5 years early or die in a plane crash. I would take A and split the money with the boy.
  • sean177
    sean177 Members Posts: 89
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    The Douce wrote: »
    yea A

    suspect ? activity !
  • yeah i rap so don't
    yeah i rap so don't Members Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    nkflier23 wrote: »
    you people are FOOLS
    Option B, ? you have a GUN thats almost an auto ?
    then you have Kim K, use her to reproduce a populate the island as much as u can before she dies
    By then you'll only have 15 years left an you just grind it out with your Ciroc an mp3 player to last you...

    Taking care of infants on an island by yourself is stupid. Your children will be too young to hunt and too young to be left alone.
  • G.Avant
    G.Avant Members, Writer Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Don't get sidetracked by the ? ? A is the best choice. You get a compass which is very useful, the knife is more permanent in the long haul than the gun with limited ammo and 10,000,000 once you leave the island. Quit with the ? ? , you gonna be on the island for 20 years the boy will age and be useful manpower. Assuming enough food on the island.
  • Aquafina..floe
    Aquafina..floe Members Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    IM TAKING A simply cause i can have someone to help me get the ? off that island and i can have my money....i wouldnt ? with the ? ...
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    IM TAKING A simply cause i can have someone to help me get the ? off that island and i can have my money....i wouldnt ? with the ? ...

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