I just got caught trying to ? myself
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joseph sun
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I had a noose tight around my neck going red 6 minutes into it. I tried to fall out my chair, only problem is the noose acted like a seat belt and wouldnt let me dangle. im in an electric wheelchair so I figured ill just drive forward until it tightens up, so I did. problem with that was the thing my noose was had had wheels and I started pulling it. it got tighter though. my tongue was swelling or something and my eyes were going into bulge mode. until of course a third problem arose when my dad came home earlier 20 minutes earlier then I expected. even with my noose problems, thats the main reason why im not in a morgue right now...
my question is, is there a gracious period you have to weight before you can try to ? yourself again?
my question is, is there a gracious period you have to weight before you can try to ? yourself again?
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Last Of My Kind wrote: »
Saw this coming weeks ago -
soooo why are you trying to ? yourself?
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Na yo chill. This failed attempt just means you are here for a reason. Just live life homie.
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my life sucksKnives Amilli wrote: »soooo why are you trying to ? yourself?
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In Marvins Room wrote: »Na yo chill. This failed attempt just means you are here for a reason. Just live life homie.
just means im not good with nooses and need to take a drastic and extreme action -
Na. If you were supposed to die, you have have. Just chill big homie. I'm not trying to read about you in the News Journal.
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After years of being rejected by ignorant black women I considered suicide also........but then I discovered Brazilian women.
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? u failed at killing yaself?...? yaself
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Failing @ killing urself should serve as more motivation to ? urself. Don't give up.
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copperkid27 wrote: »? u failed at killing yaself?...? yaself
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clicks co-sign buttoncopperkid27 wrote: »? u failed at killing yaself?...? yaself
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Akward
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Bahahaha
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mittens_corleone wrote: »After years of being rejected by ignorant black women I considered suicide also........but then I discovered Brazilian women.
you wanted to ? yourself because black women rejected you? That's kind of pathetic. -
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You could have went the eminem route and say you're not into that walking ? ? on wax.
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whatever you do next, you need to make sure it works. now that you have a failed attempt under your belt, your family will probably be keeping an eye on you.
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tell them to put u in ur wheel chair at the wake and have that bish on a swivel
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Akward
the most akward thing about a failed suicide is there being a suicide note and you still being alive. :-\" -
Please don't do that again joe joe
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Going for the short hanging I see.joseph sun wrote:I had a noose tight around my neck going red 6 minutes into it. I tried to fall out my chair, only problem is the noose acted like a seat belt and wouldnt let me dangle. im in an electric wheelchair so I figured ill just drive forward until it tightens up, so I did. problem with that was the thing my noose was had had wheels and I started pulling it. it got tighter though. my tongue was swelling or something and my eyes were going into bulge mode. until of course a third problem arose when my dad came home earlier 20 minutes earlier then I expected. even with my noose problems, thats the main reason why im not in a morgue right now...
my question is, is there a gracious period you have to weight before you can try to ? yourself again?
Much more painful and elongated than the drop hang if done correctly.
Nice decision, the suspension/short hang is a classic.
However, you need to use your body's weight to put enough tension on the rope so it can properly strangle/choke you.
About how high can you get your neck off of the ground while in your wheelchair? -
charlie_danger wrote: »Please don't do that again joe joe
im definitely gonna wait till after the avengers this time -
take a long roll off a short bridge joe joe
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do you live in a busy area and are you allowed outside without a handler? you could wheel yourself into a busy road when you see a truck or bus coming and let them squash you. that would probably be the best way because on top of being dead, your family would be able to sue the driver and get a little bit of money. im sure you feel like a burden, and repaying your debts as you die would probably make you and your family feel better. just something to mull over...
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