I HATE AUNT FLO !!!!

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MsSouthern
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edited May 2012 in The Powder Room
This thread is for the ladies to vent about our montly visitor .... UGH


This ? has me almost in tears .. I'm so emotional ... I'm only speaking to my man by text for at least 24 hrs. I don't want to accidently snap on him. He laughed when I told him that .. which made me cry for really no reason other than my cycle is here. Grrrrrrr!!!!

Woke up this morning feeling like someone punched me in my ? and grabbed my ? with a death grip

I hate her !!!

I need some Blue Bell Cookies and Cream and a vicoden for lunch to make me feel better

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  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    we hate that ? too, trust.......she loves to pop up on a friday and ? , when the kid is gone, its raining outside...basically anytime its a good time to ? ....

    not to mention our (men) trips to the store for random snacks and tampons....


    GOT DAYUM @ an 11 day period tho!!!.....are u ok?
  • MsSouthern
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    @kai

    I think that's what my friend might have... she's had 3 periods in like a month. I'm gonna tell her to go to the gyno and get checked out.

    good luck with the baby making ... remember it always happens when you are really "not" trying. So just enjoy the sex and hopefully you will get those 2 pink lines : )

    @Haf... lol I'm sure I drive my man crazy. I get real clingy too and it makes him back away a little. Like while I'm freaking out ... he can sense it and knows to stay away. lol
  • HafBayked
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    hell yeah i gotta keep cold soda and newports on deck if i wanna talk during that time.....

    lucky for me she doesnt get emotional.....i dont know what thats like but it sounds like i would be gettin a hotel room somewhere
  • DillaDeaf
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    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiittttttttttt I gotta have chocolate on deck or get some from the store if the wife is on hers.........I don't hit women, but I finally starting to understand what all the old heads said and D.L./Bernie said on Kings of Comedy... that ? be makin a ? thinkign about slapping that chick and tell her to get that ? the ? out of your system being all emotional and ? like that....she trip over the tiniest thing when she on the rag................
  • Mood Indigo
    Mood Indigo Members Posts: 2,127
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    I don't have them long. Three days on average. I don't even have emotional problems. I might get a cramp the first day but some Advil usually takes care of that. My only problem is that it doesn't come the same time each month. Sometimes the beginning, other times the end, then others time the middle but I usually know when it's going to happen since my ? get fuller right before.
  • OceanState
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    I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.
  • OceanState
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    The show was really funny, his whole demeanor just makes me laugh. We had a good time regardless of the period situation though, gambling, drinking and whatnot.
  • Darkcrusader3.0
    Darkcrusader3.0 Members Posts: 153
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    Its great for me when my girl gets a visit from aunt flo, her next visit is the first week in June

    my girl;s are only like 4 days and only the first 2 days are heavy
  • OceanState
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    OceanState wrote: »
    I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

    smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

    Haha its nothing I haven't done before but I wasn't even trying to do that. We messed around in the shower and whatever...plus red week is head week.
  • waterproof
    waterproof Members Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    when my wife be on that period, i be out in the backyard with a glass of scotch, a cigar and tell her the house is your baby
  • HafBayked
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    OceanState wrote: »
    I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

    aw hell nawl lol.....i swear that ? knows when u got plans....
    waterproof wrote: »
    when my wife be on that period, i be out in the backyard with a glass of scotch, a cigar and tell her the house is your baby

    pretty much....

  • Iheart~Cali
    Iheart~Cali Members Posts: 5,991 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My periods have always been pretty easy. Not much cramping or anything, pretty light flow. Usually lasts about 4 days. No mood swings for me. I just get a sweet tooth right before it comes.

    Now i'm stressing though cuz I'm late by about two weeks. Have a doctors appt tomorrow so I'll know for sure :-/
  • king hassan
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    OceanState wrote: »
    I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

    smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

    That's nasty Kat, straight nasty!
  • UPTOWN
    UPTOWN Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 13,009 Regulator
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    I thought this was about flo the progressive lady who does those ? insurance commercials.

    I hate that ugly ?

    But this thread is still funny LOL

    Good thing im not eating right now :0)
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    waterproof wrote: »
    when my wife be on that period, i be out in the backyard with a glass of scotch, a cigar and tell her the house is your baby

    such a good man

    lol


    I'm feeling better now... my friend brought me a weed brownie

    better than ice cream and a pill for sure

    Still wanna go home and throw on yoga pants ...veg out on the couch... and watch something like Steal Magnolias or Beaches... just to get the cry out of me


  • lighthearted26
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    Mirena ftw. The first couple months suck ass though, I had a heavy period for 10 days when I first got it. Now I don't have one.
  • dalyricalbandit
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  • DreadsRIGHT
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    OceanState wrote: »
    I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

    smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

    Close thread

    Thats the reason yall hoes so aggy because your man isn't manning up and running that red light. U gotta get some sexual healing to relieve that pressure ? an advil.
  • bull6599
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    Having a ? FTW!

    ***Prepares for post to be buried***
  • bull6599
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    My periods have always been pretty easy. Not much cramping or anything, pretty light flow. Usually lasts about 4 days. No mood swings for me. I just get a sweet tooth right before it comes.

    Now i'm stressing though cuz I'm late by about two weeks. Have a doctors appt tomorrow so I'll know for sure :-/

    Let me be the 1st to congratulate u LOL

  • MsSouthern
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    OceanState wrote: »
    I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

    smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

    Close thread

    Thats the reason yall hoes so aggy because your man isn't manning up and running that red light. U gotta get some sexual healing to relieve that pressure ? an advil.

    You are a man,... how can you be so sure sex is the answer to ? ????
  • Darkcrusader3.0
    Darkcrusader3.0 Members Posts: 153
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    My periods have always been pretty easy. Not much cramping or anything, pretty light flow. Usually lasts about 4 days. No mood swings for me. I just get a sweet tooth right before it comes.

    Now i'm stressing though cuz I'm late by about two weeks. Have a doctors appt tomorrow so I'll know for sure :-/


    let me be the second to congruatulate
  • MissK
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    @MsSouthern I feel you!

    Triggers my migraines so I can't stand that ? !
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    hey special k.....where u been? u post like once a week...
  • MissK
    MissK Members Posts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @HAF BAYKED Hey yourself. I am around just been busy wrapping up with finals...