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FieldTripsToTheHood
FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2012 in AKA Donkey
what feels better/which is the superior ? ?

nh



The Morning ? ?

The After Busting A Nut ? ?

Breaking The Seal While Drinking ? ?

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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that having to ? like a ? for the past 20 mins, not getting home fast enough, ? it bang the corner, pull over in a alley ? ...
  • In Your Moms Room
    In Your Moms Room Members Posts: 7,383 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that having to ? like a ? for the past 20 mins, not getting home fast enough, ? it bang the corner, pull over in a alley ? ...

    what i was going to say.

    /thread
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that tipsy in ya homeboy's yard, cant go inside so imma let it go right here by this bush and hope nuthin bites me ? ....
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    since we on topic, ya'll ever hold ya ? so long that by the time u get to the bathroom the ? wont even flow?

    only happens every now and then but i hate that ? with a passion.....its a terrible feeling....
  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?

    every. time.
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HAF BAYKED wrote: »
    since we on topic, ya'll ever hold ya ? so long that by the time u get to the bathroom the ? wont even flow?

    only happens every now and then but i hate that ? with a passion.....its a terrible feeling....

    you just reminded me of the episode of beavis and butthead where they forgot how to ? ...

    i laughed so hard at that ? i think i hurt something...
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?


    *IM A GROWN MAN THAT STILL LIVES WITH MY MAMA AND SOMETIMES I WET MY PANTS POST*

    "i think i love my wife, but i know i love this chick on the internet" post
  • Chasin Bundlez
    Chasin Bundlez Members Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    The ? I take on T/S mother after she wakes me up with an early morning BJ.
  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that was a sorry attempt at humor.

  • Chasin Bundlez
    Chasin Bundlez Members Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ur attempts at making threads posters would find even remotely interesting is sorrier. Tell me im lying.
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?


    *IM A GROWN MAN THAT STILL LIVES WITH MY MAMA AND SOMETIMES I WET MY PANTS POST*

    "i think i love my wife, but i know i love this chick on the internet" post

    "ME AND MY WIFE GONE RUN A TRAIN ON THIS BUFFET TONIGHT" POST

    "i'm fucing my hand, while my wife ? a ? tonight "

    post
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?


    *IM A GROWN MAN THAT STILL LIVES WITH MY MAMA AND SOMETIMES I WET MY PANTS POST*

    "i think i love my wife, but i know i love this chick on the internet" post

    "ME AND MY WIFE GONE RUN A TRAIN ON THIS BUFFET TONIGHT" POST

    "i'm fucing my hand, while my wife ? a ? tonight "

    post

    *IM SURE GLAD I GOT THAT EXTENDED WARRANTEE ON THEM BUNK BEDS* POST

    "maybe if i wear bright colors in the bed room my wife might actually touch me" post
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?


    *IM A GROWN MAN THAT STILL LIVES WITH MY MAMA AND SOMETIMES I WET MY PANTS POST*

    "i think i love my wife, but i know i love this chick on the internet" post

    "ME AND MY WIFE GONE RUN A TRAIN ON THIS BUFFET TONIGHT" POST

    "i'm fucing my hand, while my wife ? a ? tonight "

    post

    *IM SURE GLAD I GOT THAT EXTENDED WARRANTEE ON THEM BUNK BEDS* POST
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?


    *IM A GROWN MAN THAT STILL LIVES WITH MY MAMA AND SOMETIMES I WET MY PANTS POST*

    "i think i love my wife, but i know i love this chick on the internet" post

    "ME AND MY WIFE GONE RUN A TRAIN ON THIS BUFFET TONIGHT" POST

    "i'm fucing my hand, while my wife ? a ? tonight "

    post

    *IM SURE GLAD I GOT THAT EXTENDED WARRANTEE ON THEM BUNK BEDS* POST

    "maybe if i wear bright colors in the bed room my wife might actually touch me" post

    these two posts are freaking killing me haha
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    MRDRO wrote: »
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that at the game, on your 8th beer, trying to hold it till half time, run to the bathroom, only to be like the 8th ? in line at the ? .. seems like the line moving slower than a ? , finally get your turn, can barely get your ? out your pants before it start flowing ?


    *IM A GROWN MAN THAT STILL LIVES WITH MY MAMA AND SOMETIMES I WET MY PANTS POST*

    "i think i love my wife, but i know i love this chick on the internet" post

    "ME AND MY WIFE GONE RUN A TRAIN ON THIS BUFFET TONIGHT" POST

    "i'm fucing my hand, while my wife ? a ? tonight "

    post

    *IM SURE GLAD I GOT THAT EXTENDED WARRANTEE ON THEM BUNK BEDS* POST

    "maybe if i wear bright colors in the bed room my wife might actually touch me" post

    "I DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BABY, BUT I STILL GOT BABY FAT" POST

    "first time my baby said "dada", "planet of the apes" was on"
    post
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "kat can you pleeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pm me another pic?"
    post
  • GodSpeed215
    GodSpeed215 Members Posts: 818 ✭✭✭✭
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    Haul Judos wrote: »
    that having to ? like a ? for the past 20 mins, not getting home fast enough, ? it bang the corner, pull over in a alley ? ...

  • loch121
    loch121 Members Posts: 12,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    After sex FTW

    nothing like it
  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MRDRO wrote: »
    SMH @ FOLKS STILL ANSWERING THE THREAD...
    self ether.
  • iRoche LaRoche
    iRoche LaRoche Members Posts: 69
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    I always find it a bit weird when I'm wizzing while drinking.

    ...weird yet satisfying.
  • Trockm
    Trockm Members Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭✭
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    When I had too much to drink ? and it needs to come out