The WTF thread????
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I'll start...
The Karate Kid....Daniel San a poor ? from Newark, mom lands a new job in Cali, he simped a valley girl, got his ass whooped by her ex and then got his ass whooped by his friends....befriended a ? who thought him Okinawa-style karate, defeated Cobra Kai at the All Valley Tournament, life is good...
Part 2, the valley girl ? on Daniel San and in the process ? up his whip...Miyagi father die, Daniel San accompanies him to Okinawa for moral support...on arrival, he discovers his sensei's beef with former bestfriend, Sato. Sato ? that Miyagi stabbed him in his back by ? the love of his life, challenged him to a fight to the death, Miyagi fled country...Miyagi is labeled a "coward" to Sato. Sato has a nephew who is also his Karate student and he inherits Sato's beef, and takes it out on Daniel. Long story short, Daniel falls for a cute Jappo ? , Miyagi squashes beef with Sato but here's my thing, Sato's nephew repeatedly threatens Daniel's life...."insult my honor again and I ? you"....@ the end, they fight to the death...before the fight Miyagi warns Daniel, this isn't for points, this is for real...
Okay, here's my WTF
Part 3. him and Miyagi are back in Cali, I'm pretty sure Daniel is feeling himself that he whooped a highly skilled opponent who wanted to end his life and wouldn't have no qualms about it. Unbeknownst to him and his sensei, the Cobra Kai's instructor is in debt, throws in the towel and meets up with an old war buddy who helped him jumpstart Cobra Kai. War buddy is more furious than Cobra Kai's instructor and hatches a plan to make Daniel San and Miyagi's lives miserable....now, Daniel's foe is some Karate specialist with a buzzcut named, Mike Barnes who torments this dude....during their Hill Valley fight, Barnes beats Daniel unmercifully....he had to get 3 points to win, Daniel as champion only had to get 1...being that he's getting whooped, Daniel lays on the ground and cries to Miyagi that he's afraid??? (Say WHAT?) ? , you not long ago fought for your life and here you are defending your ? title and trembling in fear??
I never understood that ? when I was a kid and don't understand it now....WTF
The Karate Kid....Daniel San a poor ? from Newark, mom lands a new job in Cali, he simped a valley girl, got his ass whooped by her ex and then got his ass whooped by his friends....befriended a ? who thought him Okinawa-style karate, defeated Cobra Kai at the All Valley Tournament, life is good...
Part 2, the valley girl ? on Daniel San and in the process ? up his whip...Miyagi father die, Daniel San accompanies him to Okinawa for moral support...on arrival, he discovers his sensei's beef with former bestfriend, Sato. Sato ? that Miyagi stabbed him in his back by ? the love of his life, challenged him to a fight to the death, Miyagi fled country...Miyagi is labeled a "coward" to Sato. Sato has a nephew who is also his Karate student and he inherits Sato's beef, and takes it out on Daniel. Long story short, Daniel falls for a cute Jappo ? , Miyagi squashes beef with Sato but here's my thing, Sato's nephew repeatedly threatens Daniel's life...."insult my honor again and I ? you"....@ the end, they fight to the death...before the fight Miyagi warns Daniel, this isn't for points, this is for real...
Okay, here's my WTF
Part 3. him and Miyagi are back in Cali, I'm pretty sure Daniel is feeling himself that he whooped a highly skilled opponent who wanted to end his life and wouldn't have no qualms about it. Unbeknownst to him and his sensei, the Cobra Kai's instructor is in debt, throws in the towel and meets up with an old war buddy who helped him jumpstart Cobra Kai. War buddy is more furious than Cobra Kai's instructor and hatches a plan to make Daniel San and Miyagi's lives miserable....now, Daniel's foe is some Karate specialist with a buzzcut named, Mike Barnes who torments this dude....during their Hill Valley fight, Barnes beats Daniel unmercifully....he had to get 3 points to win, Daniel as champion only had to get 1...being that he's getting whooped, Daniel lays on the ground and cries to Miyagi that he's afraid??? (Say WHAT?) ? , you not long ago fought for your life and here you are defending your ? title and trembling in fear??
I never understood that ? when I was a kid and don't understand it now....WTF
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I forgot there was a part 3....
Danielson's a ? would be my best guess. -
Son I never understood that ? tho....how you whooped a ? 's ass and mind you, this is a fight to the death but later on act all scary at some Karate tournament?
also, WTF @ American ninja 2?
Jackson threw a ninja into a group of other ninjas and you heard bowling pins falling....that ? was wack -
Dumb question?
Was Jackie Brown and Out of Sight written by the same author??? -
my WTF is... in Jason takes Manhatton he obviously dies at the end and in thr previous movis they explain how Jason comes back via ressurection in different ways... but in Jason goes to Hell.... they just show him chasing homegirl in the woods then the swat team body his ass like wtf? then in Jason X he isn't in hell anymore but causing havoc again...lol...?!?!?!
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Jason X was beyond stupid. At least ? were shown in it *shrugs*
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The last twilight movie was a giant WTF
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Young Gunner wrote: »The last twilight movie was a giant WTF
i only wacked you cuz you saw it -
Dumb question?
Was Jackie Brown and Out of Sight written by the same author???
Yessir Elmore Leonard
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atribecalledgabi wrote: »Young Gunner wrote: »The last twilight movie was a giant WTF
i only wacked you cuz you saw it
this... -
lol @ ? watching "Twilight"....
if there was a bad white ? like, Emma Stone, starring in the ? , I'll admit I would check it out
but this blank-faced ? ???
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Texasboi go spar with a ?
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Jessie Spano seeking revenge on Showgirls??
? this hoe paint her nipples with lipstick??? -
atribecalledgabi wrote: »Young Gunner wrote: »The last twilight movie was a giant WTF
i only wacked you cuz you saw it
i only wacked you cause of the hate. Movie is not any good but its just a movie -
LOL
I know the first Twilight film got some favourable reviews, but as with anything with Hollywood, quality control when it comes to sequels ..
My "WTF" moment of late on a film was that movie Watchmen with a scene where some dude is hacking another dude's head with a steak knife and done quite casually (???)
Really, though
