would you rather fight a duck the size of a horse or 100 horses the size of a duck?
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i'd fight the big ass duck....
them little horses gonna be ? your knees up with all them hind leg kicks -
Gimme those 100 horses. Duck that size bite your ? head off with it's beak. Id be out punting those horses. take a couple and sell em. Start punching the ? outta them if they fight back.
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But the big duck, one bite of its 3 ft beak and youre done
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I'd fight a 100 horses
and by fight I mean round them up
and sell them for $1000/ea to little
? suburban girls.
100 stacks easy. Flip it into a milli through real estate purchases
Flip that into 100 milli through various through various purchases
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Keep 2 to breed though
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Ducks can fly. Something the size of the horse that can fly?
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that duck would probably maim if not ? you. id take the horses, just kick/stomp em out
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the beak grip might be strong... but not that sharp....
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'100 horses the size of a duck' got me imagining jurassic park when them lil muhfuckas was ? them craccas up.
a duck the size of a horse.....all i can think of is how fast they are with their beaks multiplied by the correct proportionate strength.....
seems i'll prolly die either way....might be less suffering with the big ass duck and if I had a machete one swipe could mean dinner.
I'll go with the horse sized duck for $300 alex?! -
du you would really choose a big ass ? over ahundred horses the size of one duck put together
duck ? duck....
ain't nobody fighting a big ass ? you wild flaming flordian ? -
how you guys plan on fightin off 100 knee size horses is beyond me
yalls imaginations is failin ya -
how you guys plan on fightin off 100 knee size horses is beyond me
yalls imaginations is failin ya
a cache of tranq darts scaled to proper proportion. No fight, nighty night.earth two superman wrote: »Keep 2 to breed though
You right about that.
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how you guys plan on fightin off 100 knee size horses is beyond me
yalls imaginations is failin ya
Jump over a fence and pick them off one by one....
Like a said before....Ducks can fly....Your not gonna win that fight bruh
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i dunno.. as soon as the fight starts if you just make a sprint to take out one of the ducks legs... ? might be do-able...
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du you would really choose a big ass ? over ahundred horses the size of one duck put together
Plap is a true ? .
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Plap means ? in English.
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Haul Judos wrote: »i dunno.. as soon as the fight starts if you just make a sprint to take out one of the ducks legs... ? might be do-able...
http://youtu.be/FoZf96LJwFs
Now think about it being the size of a horse....
You really want those kind of problems?
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the duck, easy
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i wouldn't even fight an ostrich - gonna have to take out the horses. than afterwards i can sell them to french people for appetizers.
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Haul Judos wrote: »i dunno.. as soon as the fight starts if you just make a sprint to take out one of the ducks legs... ? might be do-able...http://youtu.be/FoZf96LJwFs
Now think about it being the size of a horse....
You really want those kind of problems?
i'm just saying if you had to fight that horse to the death, first thing you'd do is take out one of those front legs....
a 3 legged horse is much easier to fight than a 4 legged one...so i'm assuming a 1 legged duck would be even easier.... -
are weapons allowed?
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You get a knife. No gun
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earth two superman wrote: »You get a knife. No gun
big duck ass horse it is.
u'd need the scatter shot off of contra to fight them lil muhfuckas.
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T/S is unoriginal. -
i never said it was my own idea.
