Things I love about being a man

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  • Mr.Bocario
    Mr.Bocario Members Posts: 417 ✭✭✭
    frostyicy wrote: »
    Mr.Bocario wrote: »
    I can get as ? as I want without worrying about being ?


    Tell that to this ? .

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    Nah those ? had to be closet homos. How can you let another man climb in your house and he forces a ? on you? ? doesn't add up
  • Well Got Dam
    Well Got Dam Members Posts: 5,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    being able to do own maintenance on cars, fixing my own ?
  • Bussy_Getta
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    #17 & #20 made me sad
  • Mr.Bocario
    Mr.Bocario Members Posts: 417 ✭✭✭
    As long as I take care of myself, I can have kids anytime I want.
  • Vader_F_Kennedy
    Vader_F_Kennedy Members Posts: 17,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DAMITT wrote: »
    being able to witness backshots from a big ? ? , cot damn!

  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Orgasm with the money shot.
  • PILL_COSBY
    PILL_COSBY Members Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2012
    1. Not letting past mistakes and bad decisions interfere with/bring down my future.

    2. The ability to really not give a ? and forget ? at the drop of a dime.

    3. Going to the store/mall and already knowing what I'm gonna get. In and out that ? within a few minutes.

    4. No problems with getting aroused or having an orgasm/No need for 4 play.

    5. The ability to tell my friends the absolute truth about themselves when they are ? up or making bad decisions.

    6. Not needing a lot of attention, complements, and could care less if somebody buys me something or not.

    7. Having the ability to admit when I'm wrong, take the L and keep it moving.

    8. Look better with age

    9. Staying the same after multiple sex sessions and gaining experience AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!
  • unspoken_respect
    unspoken_respect Members Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think not giving birth and not having a long meat tube that bleeds are what I love about being a man the most.
  • nepats
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    Being paid more than a women for doing the same job.

    I can shave my head and it would look normal. Dont have to get haircuts. And so i save money

    Us men are in and out of the shower. Dont have to shave anything in the shower like women do.


  • Purr
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    Interesting. And dark ? you for #20. I felt that subliminal
  • DaCaliKing
    DaCaliKing Members Posts: 582 ✭✭✭✭
    the ability to skeet on hoes after every ? session..

    gotta love that alpha male king feeling after skeetin all over a ? and her lovin every mintute of it while not knowin u just degraded that ? soul.
  • Melanin_Enriched
    Melanin_Enriched Members Posts: 22,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Waking up with my key to success and power standing at full attention ready toe erupt like a volcano.
  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Waking up with my key to success and power standing at full attention ready toe erupt like a volcano.

    mmm, tmi
  • DarcSkies
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    Interesting. And dark ? you for #20. I felt that subliminal
    I thought about you for #17 though and a few other of my home girls. That whole list is from what I've witnessed over the years. Im so damn glad Im a male. But Im glad you guys enjoy being females. So ? it...eerbody happy.
  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Darxwell wrote: »
    Interesting. And dark ? you for #20. I felt that subliminal
    I thought about you for #17 though and a few other of my home girls. That whole list is from what I've witnessed over the years. Im so damn glad Im a male. But Im glad you guys enjoy being females. So ? it...eerbody happy.

    Aww joshie!!! :)
  • JusDre313
    JusDre313 Members Posts: 4,727 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Darxwell wrote: »
    1. Not having a period

    2. Being the smart one in the relationship

    3. Not having any realistic fear of ?

    4. Not ever having to make the walk of shame to an abortion clinic because I'm a ? ? letting miscellaneous ? invade her raw.

    5. Not ever having to go through the monumentally depressing moment when I realize my looks can no longer get me what I want in the world

    6. Never having to know what it feels like to be left to raise a child alone because my ? made yet another ? ? decision

    7. The ability to ? standing up is priceless

    8. Not having to deal with a society that treats me like a tall child

    9. Being able to see a ? 's game before she even spits it

    10. THe ability to learn from a mistake the first time in a relationship

    11. the ability to separate my emotion from opinion.

    12. Being the stronger one in the relationship is also priceless and beneficial

    13. No child birth B-)

    14. being faster & stronger

    15. Having more extracurricular activities to keep me occupied (sports on TV, sports in real life, video games, nearly everything electronic or entertainment products are marketed to males 18-35) meanwhile nobody gives two ? what females want to watch other than a few TV Networks & major motion pictures that throw in some damsel in distress to squeeze a few million out of ? who were dragged to the action movie by their boyfriend.

    16. Being able to have friends we dont feel we're always in competition with.

    17. being able to fight with our friends (verbal and physical) and know it'll be all good in a few days like nothing ever happened

    18. Not feeling like a need to buy a new pair of *whatever the ? * just because Marcus got a pair

    19. Not getting that "? I'm getting old I better have a husband and a child within 5weeks or Im a loser!" feeling at every wedding I go to.

    20. Not worrying about every pound I gain

    I'll stop here but there's plenty more.

    ? @Darxwell.. the ether button dont even give this post justice. **SALUTES**
  • DarcSkies
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    lol @ the Ethers. I wasnt trying to ? on females (for once lol) that was really my serious answer. I think it's accurate for the most part :shrug:
  • JDSTAYWITIT
    JDSTAYWITIT Members Posts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2012
    1. Gettin My ? Sucked On By A Chick
    2. Not Having To Walk Around In Those Damn Little 6in Torture Chambers They Call "Heels"
    3. Freely Being Able To Cuss Like A Sailor With No Stigmatizations
    4. Knowing How To Drive
    5. Having A Deep Voice
    6. Being Looked At As The Provider
    7. Checkin A Outta Pocket Brawd
    8. Being Called Handsome Is Also Nice...

    .....Amongst Other Things
  • NeighborhoodNomad.
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    The way these nuts swing
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    I always get mine.
  • So ILL
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    Being on the "positive" end of most double standards..
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So ILL wrote: »
    Being on the "positive" end of most double standards..
    Ha no sign!