Josh had a really big heart, and he just loved giving people what they wanted.
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Thursday, August 30, 2012
Man Shoves 10 Lbs Of Bacon Up His Ass & Dies
An attempt at viral fame ended in tragedy Monday when a 22 year-old social media intern took his love of internet humor too far.
A New Jersey man passed away late Monday night due to Sepsis, a bacterial infection resulting from a gastrointestinal perforation, following the ? insertion of precisely 10 pounds of hickory smoked bacon.
His mother said, “Josh had a really big heart, and he just loved giving people what they wanted. When he told me about the project, I thought to myself, Josh is a smart kid and he’s made good at this Internet thing so far. What could go wrong?”
A childhood friend of Joshua's said she blames social networking for Joshua's death: “Every time someone posts something with bacon on it, people act like it’s the greatest thing, like they’ve never seen obscene amounts of bacon before. It’s like, look, I get it. Bacon is good. That’s objectively true. No one is saying that it isn’t. It’s just that there’s no need to fake an orgasm every time someone posts a picture of bacon. But with Josh… you just couldn’t tell him when enough was enough."
Once again, another perfectly good life is wasted due to a social networking related death.
Read more: http://www.937thearrow.com/pages/waltonandjohnson.html?article=10382957#ixzz259nzwVQ5
You know what's really crazy? People wanna see ? like this. The Internet has really shade some light on how twisted we as humans are. Day in Day out we try to consume as much bizarre ? as possible. Until one day we will be a numb society. Nothing will shock or amuse us. Not even 10lbs of bacon up the ? .
Sidenote: Every ? body has a big heart when they ? die! I'm sick of that ? !!
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Obviously he is white.Only a white man would think sticking objects up his ass is humorous.
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White people try too hard
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WTF white people committing suicide with bacon up the butt...n/h
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some people are just dying for attention..
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"Man Shoves 10 Lbs Of Bacon Up His Ass & Dies" would be a better thread name
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anybody tryin to watch that is a ? ass ?
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Jersey again. damn.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What what in the butt
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LOL @ The article specifying that it was "hickory smoked" bacon.
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LOL
Circle of life, those pigs feel redeemed now. -
? ? , what a waste of bacon.
it's times like these when I wish there was a hell.
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how does the conversation come up with your mother that your gonna shove 10 lbs of bacon up your ass on youtube... smh
picture of the dead fool
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bet that ? loved the way he died with all that meat in his ass
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When dealing with a ? , we're better off when they eliminate themselves.
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Darwin Award
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grumpy_new_yorker wrote: »how does the conversation come up with your mother that your gonna shove 10 lbs of bacon up your ass on youtube... smh
picture of the dead fool
That's what I was thinking.
And call it "Project".
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Nh @ taking squealing like a pig to new lengths.
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Sounds like a load of ? .
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No surprise he died of sepsis. When you insert something into your ? , it's absorbed faster and can't be metabolized by your body. I'm also assuming it was raw. Thus, the bacteria and parasites that exist in meat (especially pork) would've triggered a proliferation of his TNF-alpha, leading to sepsis, shock, and death.
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No surprise he died of sepsis. When you insert something into your ? , it's absorbed faster and can't be metabolized by your body. I'm also assuming it was raw. Thus, the bacteria and parasites that exist in meat (especially pork) would've triggered a proliferation of his TNF-alpha, leading to sepsis, shock, and death.
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? -I_Am_Ether wrote: »No surprise he died of sepsis. When you insert something into your ? , it's absorbed faster and can't be metabolized by your body. I'm also assuming it was raw. Thus, the bacteria and parasites that exist in meat (especially pork) would've triggered a proliferation of his TNF-alpha, leading to sepsis, shock, and death.
He should of used turkey bacon.
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This white boy is going to have a awkward funeral
sn: Somebody post the gif of grandpa simpson walking in and out the room. -
welp , No 72 virgins for HIM!
funny comment i read here
http://www.937thearrow.com/pages/waltonandjohnson.html?article=10382957#ixzz259nzwVQ5
r.i.p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNKFolneXuY
