I met me an American White girl for the first time (UPDATE: I Was Framed!/Press Release)

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  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fiat....yous a nasty nicca
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  • Gold_Certificate
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    CopperKing wrote: »
    fiat....yous a nasty nicca
    My bad, I added a spoiler over the most graphic part.
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  • VIBE
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    Gold_Certificate wrote: »
    Ayo, I think there's been a misunderstanding about my unwillingness to ? fat ? .

    I would literally go to Tanzania, run up on a nice-assed zebra mare in the wild, and ? it raw dog in its zebra ? out in the open, all after eating that striped box; before I considered entertaining the prospect of ? a fat ? .

    I'd donate my kidney to someone in need and dedicate my life to the helping of the less fortunate, before I viewed thinking of ? a fat ? to be an option.

    I would ? my mom (in her prime) in the ass (no ? ) while looking her in the eyes as I slowly slit her throat and continued to anally ? her corpse, before I brainstormed how I could trick myself into ? a fat ? .

    I would even have sex with a slim ? , in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation so I could raise the child with her as we grew old together in holy matrimony; before I thought of forcing my ? to become aroused in the presence of a fat ? .

    And after all of doing that, the moment I thought of ? a fat ? as though it was acceptable, I would ? myself; first shooting myself in the heart and then simultaneously shooting myself in the brain and ? .

    So I would not ? a fat ? .

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  • Purr
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    Ajackson17 wrote: »
    Wait wait wait wait, all I got out this thread was that Pico and Charlie be chilling at your apartment, why the ? am I in Columbus, Wack Ohio?!!! Cali here I comessssss!!!! Of course with Aaliyah the cat.

    Make a video saying that.

    And the cat can stay with us. well pico, Im allergic to cats.
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  • Bussy_Getta
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    charlie_danger wrote: »
    Ajackson17 wrote: »
    Wait wait wait wait, all I got out this thread was that Pico and Charlie be chilling at your apartment, why the ? am I in Columbus, Wack Ohio?!!! Cali here I comessssss!!!! Of course with Aaliyah the cat.

    Make a video saying that.

    And the cat can stay with us. well pico, Im allergic to cats.
    Wtf?!? I didn't know you were allergic!
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  • Purr
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    Pico Roscoe wrote: »
    charlie_danger wrote: »
    Ajackson17 wrote: »
    Wait wait wait wait, all I got out this thread was that Pico and Charlie be chilling at your apartment, why the ? am I in Columbus, Wack Ohio?!!! Cali here I comessssss!!!! Of course with Aaliyah the cat.

    Make a video saying that.

    And the cat can stay with us. well pico, Im allergic to cats.
    Wtf?!? I didn't know you were allergic!

    Im allergic to a lot of stuff.
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  • gns
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    cosign the revised opening post.

    I dont know what it is about militant dudes and charlize theron, scarlett johannsen but I too would clutch my garvey-ite cards around them.
    Natalie portman needs a hamburger though, ? that ? .
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  • Ajackson17
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    Alright,got to be later. Both of my grandmother's share the same birthday Smh. My weekend is banging with both.
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  • Amotekun
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    Pure unadulterated wackness has returned to the IC.

    SMH.
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  • VulcanRaven
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    Gold_Certificate wrote: »
    Ayo, I think there's been a misunderstanding about my unwillingness to ? fat ? .

    I would literally go to Tanzania, run up on a nice-assed zebra mare in the wild, and ? it raw dog in its zebra ? out in the open, all after eating that striped box; before I considered entertaining the prospect of ? a fat ? .

    I'd donate my kidney to someone in need and dedicate my life to the helping of the less fortunate, before I viewed thinking of ? a fat ? to be an option.

    I would ? my mom (in her prime) in the ass (no ? ) while looking her in the eyes as I slowly slit her throat and continued to anally ? her corpse, before I brainstormed how I could trick myself into ? a fat ? .

    Warning *Graphic* material enclosed:
    I would even have sex with a slim ? , in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation so I could raise the child with her as we grew old together in holy matrimony; before I thought of forcing my ? to become aroused in the presence of a fat ? .

    And after all of doing that, the moment I thought of ? a fat ? as though it was acceptable, I would ? myself; first shooting myself in the heart and then simultaneously shooting myself in the brain and ? .

    So I would not ? a fat ? .
    Gold_Certificate wrote: »
    Ayo, I think there's been a misunderstanding about my unwillingness to ? fat ? .

    I would literally go to Tanzania, run up on a nice-assed zebra mare in the wild, and ? it raw dog in its zebra ? out in the open, all after eating that striped box; before I considered entertaining the prospect of ? a fat ? .

    I'd donate my kidney to someone in need and dedicate my life to the helping of the less fortunate, before I viewed thinking of ? a fat ? to be an option.

    I would ? my mom (in her prime) in the ass (no ? ) while looking her in the eyes as I slowly slit her throat and continued to anally ? her corpse, before I brainstormed how I could trick myself into ? a fat ? .

    Warning *Graphic* material enclosed:
    I would even have sex with a slim ? , in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation so I could raise the child with her as we grew old together in holy matrimony; before I thought of forcing my ? to become aroused in the presence of a fat ? .

    And after all of doing that, the moment I thought of ? a fat ? as though it was acceptable, I would ? myself; first shooting myself in the heart and then simultaneously shooting myself in the brain and ? .

    So I would not ? a fat ? .
    Oics of your moms ass?
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  • VulcanRaven
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    Pics* ? mobile
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  • Gold_Certificate
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    Nah son.

    I'd just use a pic of a random ? 's ass anyway.
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  • Bawse D.Lox
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    edited September 2012
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    Co $izzle @ Darx

    I'm American, but Lil Bawse from down South, is known 2 b internationally known.
    Afrikan, European, Asian and everything in Between Turn To Fiends for MI Vitamin D InDEED
    #Sa7ut3
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  • JDSTAYWITIT
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    edited September 2012
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    Darxwell wrote: »
    DMTxCannabis wrote: »
    You fell for the ivory nectar b?

    Yea, ? . Once you go white, you will always be right. ? them black hoes. Them black ? aint ? . All they got is herpes and a mouth full of ? !
    Real truth bro, pale ? is where it's at.
    Darxwell wrote: »
    ? , white ? got that good ? that'll make you slap yo black ass momma.

    Shhhhhamannnamnnnaaaaammmaanna'nnammaaammaaamamamannnnaaa
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    Preeeeeeeeeeachhhhh
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  • edwardnigma
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    So Darxwell is banging Pico...
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  • haute
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    lol i knew!!
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  • Ajackson17
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    @pico roscoe and @charlie_danger


    http://youtu.be/aqbrq_MH0fo
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  • Dr.Chemix
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    what's next? Ether_I_am returning too...what a ? joke
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  • unspoken_respect
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    Amotekun wrote: »
    Pure unadulterated wackness has returned to the IC.

    SMH.
    and he already on house arrest.
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  • haute
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    @ajackson

    is that a velvet painting on your wall??


    between that and that adorable kitten your stock just shot up b
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  • Ajackson17
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    haute wrote: »
    haute wrote: »
    @ajackson

    is that a velvet painting on your wall??


    between that and that adorable kitten your stock just shot up b

    Yeah, I bought it off some rich white people. Beautiful painting and I thought it would look great. And thank you Haute.
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  • Ajackson17
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    haute wrote: »
    haute wrote: »
    @ajackson

    is that a velvet painting on your wall??


    between that and that adorable kitten your stock just shot up b

    Yeah, I bought it off some rich white people. Beautiful painting and I thought it would look great. And thank you Haute.
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  • Dr.Chemix
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    The wackness comes in two folds. And @Darxwell ? yous a funny ? !
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  • DarcSkies
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    edwardnigma wrote: »
    So Darxwell is banging Pico...
    Didnt I just say I aint ? no cave ? ?

    I swear yall dont listen
    Shots Fired
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  • Purr
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    Darxwell wrote: »
    edwardnigma wrote: »
    So Darxwell is banging Pico...
    Didnt I just say I aint ? no cave ? ?

    I swear yall dont listen
    Shots Fired

    lmao!
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