Ladies, I had my first flawless victory over a woman who clowned me....

FucktheIC
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And it was AWESOME!

Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the ? outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a ? . "Ain't nobody ? ' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public ? ' humiliation.

WELLL!!!!....I saw this ? at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY ? ! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and ? , and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.

So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."

Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this ? think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget ? ? .

So, I did what any vindictive scorned ? would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.

mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe

But ? DAMN did it feel good.
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Comments

  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

    How'd her face look?
  • FucktheIC
    FucktheIC Members Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

    How'd her face look?

    Oh man, she had the I eat ass face somethin' serious. I could tell she was embarrassed.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What goes around comes around...
  • FucktheIC
    FucktheIC Members Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chicity wrote: »
    Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

    U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

    Why the ? would I do that? I got ? to lose, bruh. I don't want that ? floatin' around out there.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    smh..coulda SWORN ? said LADIES.
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

    U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

    Why the ? would I do that? I got ? to lose, bruh. I don't want that ? floatin' around out there.
    I hear u and @ the end of the day U won, no doubt bout that
    I just would not have called it a flawless victory
    smh..coulda SWORN ? said LADIES.
    Cap all the ? u want to, ain't ? just y'all's
    look @ how insecure ? 's took over the IC King thread

    U mad?

    *SN: Yes I am mad we lost night, deal wit it*
  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i think the best victories are seeing those type of people and not even acknowledging them or their situation

    i dropped 3Gs once in frys and the cashier was a chick i went to school with... "you dont remember me?" type ?

    "nah let me get my TVs and bounce doe"

    [img]http://files.sharenator.com/? _yeah_RE_Not_the_sexy_post_Id_promised_but-s400x317-164482-535.jpg[/img]
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't stand ya ass
  • Cutler 26 INT's LOL!
    Cutler 26 INT's LOL! Members Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    probably should hit it but whatever...
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?
  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You definitely should've smashed 1st.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • CeLLaR-DooR
    CeLLaR-DooR Members Posts: 18,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah you probably should have hit it
  • FucktheIC
    FucktheIC Members Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadeye wrote: »
    Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?

    I haven't spoken to this girl in like 6 years, fam. I'm not friends with her on facepage none of that.
  • vagrant-718
    vagrant-718 Members Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Came in here expecting that you smashed...
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain1 wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol

    Texan suck btw

    Coming from a Panther fan? Lemme try to find the ? to give....
  • MissK
    MissK Members Posts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain1 wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol

    Texan suck btw

    Just stop it
  • MissK
    MissK Members Posts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Cain1

    And make me a sammich btw

    :-)
  • SleepwalkingInJapan
    SleepwalkingInJapan Members Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
    stop reading after
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    but this girl had her friends laughing at a ? . "Ain't nobody ? ' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!"
    Doesnt compute.