Is Your ? The Best He's Ever Had?
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Maximus Rex
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When I ask this question, I'm asking do you have incontrovertible proof from various ? that there's something special about the way you ? a ? . Can you put on a ? so good, that if you decide to make him nut, you squeeze your ? around his ? and make him goo against his will?
Can you have a ? mumbling some incoherent ? or speaking in tongues. Is you ? game so ridiculous that when a ? nuts, that he starts convulsing and acts like he's "catching the Holy Ghost," Is yous ? so addicting like hairron that a muthafucka just needs a taste to be able to function in the morning. Is your sex game so potent that it will make a sane man, silly and illogical, and finally can you put it on a ? so tough that he just has to cash out. How many can you ladies can say that you're literally the best ? he ever had?
Can you have a ? mumbling some incoherent ? or speaking in tongues. Is you ? game so ridiculous that when a ? nuts, that he starts convulsing and acts like he's "catching the Holy Ghost," Is yous ? so addicting like hairron that a muthafucka just needs a taste to be able to function in the morning. Is your sex game so potent that it will make a sane man, silly and illogical, and finally can you put it on a ? so tough that he just has to cash out. How many can you ladies can say that you're literally the best ? he ever had?
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Considering we got together when I was 30, pretty sure he's had better ? .
I'll still put it on his ass and use these muscles to milk that thing though.. -
what is harrion and why is it addictive?
"Harrion," is a ghetto pronunciation and phonetic spelling of heroin.
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y'all been together ten years?
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Maximus Rex wrote: »
lolwut? -
Shiiiitt, my poosay is the best I've ever had nh. It always gets me to where I need to go, therefore it helps me come. hehe. It's not aged, used/abused, nor flabby. Some man will enjoy it as well someday but right now I'm enjoying the hell out of it.
So it is written in the book of Six -
Hair-on would've been the better spelling.
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Stopitfive wrote: »Maximus Rex wrote: »
lolwut?
i tried, it still didn't sound right, but i am not well versed in the world of ebonics, so i just took his word for it
he's sniffing magic markers... now tell me more about that killer box...
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INB4 the delusional post............oh wait never mind
Who you calling delusional?
Don't get murked on your birfday homeskillet. -
MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
using ebonics now Kat?
how tasteless of you...........I expected better
nah, not really haha -
blakfyahking wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
using ebonics now Kat?
how tasteless of you...........I expected better
nah, not really haha
hahahahahahaha...shut up fyah.
Just being silly..you remember those days right? Before crotchety old man syndrome took over? -
MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Hair-on would've been the better spelling.
correct...but more like herronn though.
dont know wheretf ts go harrion from.
? try their best to ? up the english language even when its already ? up.
heroin is diamorphine. The street name is heroin and ? cant even get that right.
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Kai ? got the new pair of shoes smell
While you know who ? like them old pair of shoes your uncle can't wear anymore -
MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Considering we got together when I was 30, pretty sure he's had better ? .
I'll still put it on his ass and use these muscles to milk that thing though..
lol Carry on.
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »blakfyahking wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
using ebonics now Kat?
how tasteless of you...........I expected better
nah, not really haha
hahahahahahaha...shut up fyah.
Just being silly..you remember those days right? Before crotchety old man syndrome took over?
haha @ you looking for any old reason to subliminally talk about your crotch
anyways I find it ironic for you to talk about old age when you take advantage of the senior citizen rates to ride the bus everyday..........SMH @ you sitting in the front and making other people go to the back
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The Hacker wrote: »Kai ? got the new pair of shoes smell
While you know who ? like them old pair of shoes your uncle can't wear anymore
And you got a ? like a toeless foot, short and worthless. -
Kat, more details about them muscles.
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Kat ? can open jars of spaghetti sauce...
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »The Hacker wrote: »Kai ? got the new pair of shoes smell
While you know who ? like them old pair of shoes your uncle can't wear anymore
And you got a ? like a toeless foot, short and worthless.
You luv to think that post was about you attention seeking ? -
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blakfyahking wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »blakfyahking wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
using ebonics now Kat?
how tasteless of you...........I expected better
nah, not really haha
hahahahahahaha...shut up fyah.
Just being silly..you remember those days right? Before crotchety old man syndrome took over?
haha @ you looking for any old reason to subliminally talk about your crotch
anyways I find it ironic for you to talk about old age when you take advantage of the senior citizen rates to ride the bus everyday..........SMH @ you sitting in the front and making other people go to the back
^^^^ Kat got that old school racist ?
SMH @ her milking a black man like he is some kind of farm animal stud
I'm down whenever she want to play "plantation" tho -
*pix or ? *
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yea
But my head game>>>>>>> -
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Haute got ? out here proposing after the first night
