Morning After Sex
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Me&my homie where talking about morning after sex. U see he recently had a one night stand so wakes up in her bed rolls over and try's to get it in. An he says she PAUSED his ass I'm talking hand in the face ? and asked him "why are you still in my bed" his feelings are hurt I think it hilarious but anyway
Ladies have you ever had a one night stand expecting the person you met to be gone before you wake? Kicked that person out ya place or been kicked out yourself? Had sex again in the morning?
Ladies have you ever had a one night stand expecting the person you met to be gone before you wake? Kicked that person out ya place or been kicked out yourself? Had sex again in the morning?
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lmaoo..well damn!
Honestly I've never had a traditional one night stand like that, but if I did, he'd be gone before I went to sleep.
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never had a one night stand but I thought the proper etiquette was to be gone before the person wakes up, hence the "one night" stand
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Inb4 ducktales...
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Sounds like she wasn't please with his performance than the fact it was a one night stand
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One night stand does not mean u leave immediately.... Especially if y'all both wasted, u gonna sleep that off...
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Sounds like she wasn't please with his performance than the fact it was a one night stand
Or that she woke up to find her shame staring her in her hungover face.
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Y'all so full of ? ....lol yeah u Skyler...
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hypothetically speaking...that ? soul still on that pillow
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Stopitfive wrote: »Y'all so full of ? ....lol yeah u Skyler...
I don't think anything unbelievable has been said..
First off, who would bring a one night stand back to their home period? Scary.
Plus a one night stand is a dude you don't even know, you're going to stay the night so it can be really awkward when you wake up sober? -
I've had mad one nighters... Usually we both mad ? so we smashing until we sleeping...
Also, only a few times have I smashed a ? so repulsive that I didn't want to b in her presence immediately after ? ...
Never had a ? ask me to leave... If I leave its because I got some other ? going on...
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i've had a one night stand before but i was usually gone when they went to sleep. but i once mad the mistake of having a one night stand at my house&woke up to the smell of bacon. found the ? cooking breakfast in my kitchen with my food i was like
then she said "hey baby"
? wasted $13 worth of good food -
he stayed for seconds
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Sounds like ol boy thought it was something more than what it was. Otherwise his feelings wouldn't have been hurt. U ? , u bust, u leave. Am I missing a step in the 1 night stand protocol?
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mmhmm..you mean your mama's house? I'm sure she didn't appreciate your company cooking up all the bacon either.
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »mmhmm..you mean your mama's house? I'm sure she didn't appreciate your company cooking up all the bacon either.
na me&my patna live together (roommates) its really his house but i pay half the rent -
I used to snore, loud!!! I told chicks that thinking I could leave easily. What I found is Most ? in Va had earplugs. Who knew?????
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I used to snore, loud!!! I told chicks that thinking I could leave easily. What I found is Most ? in Va [u]had earplugs[/u]. Who knew?????
the min she woulda put them in her ear i would of been thinking "hmmm what in this house would look better at my house" & "i wonder if she has mac&cheese&a beer in the fridge"
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So now u type English instead of that gang lingo
You a phony ? -
? yo homeboy was suposed to leave after ? or the ? had to leave his house after ?
i aint tryin to stay the night over a ? house i just met, and i aint tryin to let no ? stay the night at my house
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The Hacker wrote: »So now u type English instead of that gang lingo
You a phony ?
this is what i put in anoter thread read bolded&underlinedYoung Thug wrote: »SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »bruh...i need u to define boolin
Boolin stands for coolin n blood terms we really ain't suppose 2 use the letter c period unless it's followed wit a ck meanin crip killer so we either replace the letter c wit a b,k,or ck but ion got time to be typin like that or yall would Neva understand me so I use the letter c on here sometimes wen I'm 2 lazy 2 follow gang rules
u wouldnt understand me if i did so why care dog food -
Don't go to sleep and expect me to be there when u wake up.. In fact. Don't expect ya TV, wallet, Jewelry, cell phones, car and yorkie puppies to be there either.. #BOOSTMOBILE
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*deeeeeep breath*
yeahhhhhhh bruh .... i got kicked to the curb before ..............(*exhales*) .... i mean the ? is kinda hard to talk about ... but basically a ? overstayed his welcome .... dug it out the night before ...stayed til the morning and ? thinking it was all good.... tried to slide on over for a little AM session and was like "aye what that Round 2 before i leave tho do doh?" ....... she hit me with the "pfffffffttttt ..... nah ? " ..... my soul burned slow as the words "well ? you too then" slipped into the air....
i held my head as i walk out of the door...... clutching my belongings
but once i got in the car... i was likeShe No Love Me...
then i thought about the night before on the ride home and was like
iv'e been a firm subscriber to the HOH's movement every since ..... -
Lol@i trust u with my ? but dont be around after u potentially give me an sti....
