@Pico Rivera I'm formally asking you out on a date
SneakDZA
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Since you live in California and I live in NY and we both hate each other's city I think it's only fair that we meet on neutral turf. This is why when I got this spam for a six day Balinisian sex retreat I knew it had to be fate.
http://kimanami.com/bali-bliss-retreat/
I know that you're in the army now so you're stacking up that hero patriot money and since it's only our first date it makes sense that we go dutch. It's gonna be $2500 each (not including airfare) but included in that price is access to all that Bali has to offer such as...
Tiki Huts!
Fresh Apples!
Sex Cult Indoctrination!
Freshly Manicured Lawns!
Don't pass up this chance Pico because if you say no I'm gonna keep asking I.C. chicks in order of preference and by the time I get down to Lil Loca someobdy gonna say yes.
Just think... In spring 2013 you can either be wasting your time getting your ass shot off in The Iraq or you could be waking up in Bali to a dream schedule like this
8am: Vaginal Weight Lifting for Women
9:30: Breakfast
10:30-1:30: Private playtime
1:30-2:30: Lunch
2:30-5pm: Keys to Unlocking Women
5:00-7:00: Vinyasa flow yoga class or private playtime
7:00-8:15: Dinner
9pm Beach bonfire
Please let me know your answer at your earliest convenience.
http://kimanami.com/bali-bliss-retreat/
I know that you're in the army now so you're stacking up that hero patriot money and since it's only our first date it makes sense that we go dutch. It's gonna be $2500 each (not including airfare) but included in that price is access to all that Bali has to offer such as...
Tiki Huts!
Fresh Apples!
Sex Cult Indoctrination!
Freshly Manicured Lawns!
Don't pass up this chance Pico because if you say no I'm gonna keep asking I.C. chicks in order of preference and by the time I get down to Lil Loca someobdy gonna say yes.
Just think... In spring 2013 you can either be wasting your time getting your ass shot off in The Iraq or you could be waking up in Bali to a dream schedule like this
8am: Vaginal Weight Lifting for Women
9:30: Breakfast
10:30-1:30: Private playtime
1:30-2:30: Lunch
2:30-5pm: Keys to Unlocking Women
5:00-7:00: Vinyasa flow yoga class or private playtime
7:00-8:15: Dinner
9pm Beach bonfire
Please let me know your answer at your earliest convenience.
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I hope ur this creative at ur workplace or school
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Oh you drooling over Pico?/
? is a known tweak bro
My sperm's got a claim to fame/
and her tongues where I shoot the sequels
*waits for those wacks and feelings you all enjoy to give out* -
don't ruin my moment with your pokeraps man.
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How about you use your half and we go to Miami on your dime instead :-)
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But do they have vaginal weight lifting classes for you in Miami because I sleep late and you're probably gonna need something to keep you busy before I wake up for private playtime.
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Sneak Dissa wrote: »
Tiki Huts!
Fresh Apples!
Freshly Manicured Lawns!
damn ..... now this is some fly ass ? ...... better make sure you aint bringing no hoochie my ?
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They gon sacrifice you to the Moon ? at the bonfire bruh...
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lol ? making offers in a all white outfit with Bob Marley "Waiting In Vain" playing in background
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Damn, he made a thread to ask you out. The sad thing is he probably only feels confident to talk to women online. So you two would be communicating through text and well thought out gifs the whole time.
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such a pathetic thread
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P.M.....
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Sneak Dissa wrote: »But do they have vaginal weight lifting classes for you in Miami because I sleep late and you're probably gonna need something to keep you busy before I wake up for private playtime.
That's what the IC is for baby girl!
What's private playtime tho :- / -
ayyubam2002 wrote: »Damn, he made a thread to ask you out. The sad thing is he probably only feels confident to talk to women online. So you two would be communicating through text and well thought out gifs the whole time.
screw you. i have a spare t-mobile sidekick on my friends and family plan i'm gonna give her in case talking out loud starts to feel awkward due to pico having a deep baritone voice and i talk like the even whiter version of icecoldstew. -
lol dat ? sneak dissa
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I'm just feeling extra confident right now because I got a 3-pack of some brand new christmas underwear. i'll be back to normal in 4 - 5 days max.
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While he typed this some ? over there right now feeding her grapes while he muffs her
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John_Blazini wrote: »While he typed this some ? over there right now feeding her grapes while he muffs her
I wish :-( -
Don't een do it bruh. She gon push you in the bonfire and steal your money. She could pass for Bali too, so she'll assimilate wit their people and adopt their culture, all the while using your Balibucks to survive.
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*has grapes but is taken post*
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John_Blazini wrote: »While he typed this some ? over there right now feeding her grapes while he muffs her
don't ? on my cornflakes bro.Pico Roscoe wrote: »John_Blazini wrote: »While he typed this some ? over there right now feeding her grapes while he muffs her
I wish :-(
pico if you were in brooklyn i'd feed you grapes even during your off year which we won't speak of. -
lol @ white grapes and ? . ? got me cracking up in this thread
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@pico - i'm only willing to do analingus on you if you're a vegetarian. otherwise we're going to have to either use a dental dam or skip it entirely.
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Hell naw hoe
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charlie put in a good word for me. you know i'm cool people. you can chaperone. and also videotape the analingus (if it happens).
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I motivated lamar odom from being a traitor ass ? again while he was 2nd string for the clippers. That ugly ? is showing out. 15 winning game streak hoe!!! Westeen champ ?