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edited December 2012 in AKA Donkey
Ms. Charlie Danger
c/o Starbucks
Los Angeles, CA 90210

Dear Ms. Danger:

This law firm represents Sneak Dissa. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.

You are hereby directed to
CEASE AND DESIST ALL DEFAMATION OF
SNEAK DISSA’S CHARACTER AND REPUTATION.

Sneak Dissa is an educated, respected professional in the community. He has spent years serving the community in his profession and building a positive reputation. Sneak Dissa has learned that you have engaged in spreading false, destructive, and defamatory rumors about him.

Under Internet law, it is unlawful to engage in defamation of another’s character and reputation. Defamation consists of

(1) a statement that tends to injure reputation;
(2) communicated to another; and
(3) that the speaker knew or should have known was false.

Your defamatory statements involved calling Mr. Dissa an illegal alien and generally throwing salt in his e-game with regards to the simpage of wimmens.

Accordingly, we demand that you (A) immediately cease and desist your unlawful defamation of Sneak Dissa and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further defamation of Sneak Dissa’s character and reputation.

If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, Sneak Dissa is entitled to seek monetary damages and equitable relief for your defamation. In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that Sneak Dissa has asked us to communicate to you that he will pursue all available legal remedies, including seeking monetary damages, injunctive relief, and an order that you pay court costs and attorney’s fees. Your liability and exposure under such legal action could be considerable.

Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days.

I recommend that you consult with an attorney regarding this matter. If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.

Sincerely,

F. Winkerbean, Esq.


What do I do? This was sent to my ? from Sneak Dissa's "lawyers"... I need legal advice... Thanks in advance
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