Best Chapelle Show Sketch Ever?
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7_rolls_royces wrote: »So we just gone forget about the one of one of the most genius pieces of comedy ever made, the blind racist? That fool said he broke up with his wife of hella years because she was a ? lover. That ? was beyond ? genius.
"Y'all wanna see my face? Y'all wanna see my face!!?".
"? running around with their big ? noses, BREATHING UP ALL THE WHITE MANS AIR!".
"The damn injins, the ching chong chaaaaangs, I don't understaaaand youuuu, go back to your own counnnnntry!........? !"
Red necks: ? ! it's a black
blind black racist: A ? ! WHERE!!!? string his black ass up!!! ? that ? !!!!genocidecutter wrote: »Calvin got a job
"Oh snap! Calvin got a job, I'm proud of you man ............................................. ......... ...LET'S ROB THAT ? !!!"
Bruh...Clayton Bigsby is the blind racist and that sketch been mentioned many times in this thread already lol -
Chappelle the GOAT
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The reparations one is hilarious too
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infamous114 wrote: »7_rolls_royces wrote: »So we just gone forget about the one of one of the most genius pieces of comedy ever made, the blind racist? That fool said he broke up with his wife of hella years because she was a ? lover. That ? was beyond ? genius.
"Y'all wanna see my face? Y'all wanna see my face!!?".
"? running around with their big ? noses, BREATHING UP ALL THE WHITE MANS AIR!".
"The damn injins, the ching chong chaaaaangs, I don't understaaaand youuuu, go back to your own counnnnntry!........? !"
Red necks: ? ! it's a black
blind black racist: A ? ! WHERE!!!? string his black ass up!!! ? that ? !!!!genocidecutter wrote: »Calvin got a job
"Oh snap! Calvin got a job, I'm proud of you man ............................................. ......... ...LET'S ROB THAT ? !!!"
Bruh...Clayton Bigsby is the blind racist and that sketch been mentioned many times in this thread already lol
On some real ? though, it's hard as hell to do this anyway. Each sketch had it's g.o.a.t moments in one way or another. I just thought about the making the band sketch. I died every time dave gave them a speech and then made a exit in the most funniest ways. When that ? fell asleep and his bodyguards grabbed him and carried him away that ? floored me(no ? ). The different innovative ways he left the building was straight up genius. When them ? picked the whole couch up with him on it and carried it out I was done!!!
CAMBODIAN BREAST MILK FOR THE WIN!!!
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Making the Band and Clayton as well as the Wayne Brady are the best
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There's to many bruhs...ain't no best
We forgot about the little gems
The And 1 sketch
Slow motion
Ask a black dude
Chappelle in court
The love contract
Tyron in his AA meeting
Black Bush
Trading Spouses
The 3 Daves -
how yall gonna forget the black blind klansman that left his wife cause she was a ? lover.
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Playa haters ball shoulda been in the final four imo
lol @ "I'd have to be real confused, 'cause nobody in my family would beef with O.J. like that. And we would've killed O.J. after the first time he beat my sister. We'd have whooped his ass, we'd have made real orange juice out of that ? ."
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Trading Spouses was some funny ? . " I smell your light saber."
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Mane i dunt forgot how GOAT this show was lol.
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the black ? leader and Rick James were the 2 funniest to me
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Mad Real World where they shank the white dude dad and then wipe the blade off and throw it away LMAO!
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Lmao @ Fubu & KFC merging
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Prince and Rick James are on another level from all of em imo. I still remember when they originally aired back to back weeks.
Wayne Brady is up there lol Last year I was at a lounge and Wayne Brady was in there. Nobody paid him no mind but I was fukin weak, kept thinkin of that sketch lol -
Its really hard to pin down...but the mad real world concept was crazy too
Slow Motion
Calvins gets a job.. that last ? scene was bananas
The social commentary in the show ass great.. but "Others" took liberties with that
and.. i swear Chappelle put "? " on the map -
the quotables in the rick james skit all happening in less than 3 mins.. i remeber watching that ? .. i had tears in my eyes unable to breath..
that law and order sketch... the jury of your peers was the ? that sent me over...
mad real world.... ? killed me....
and that wayne brady ? ... ? ..Goat show...Goat show -
the quotables in the rick james skit all happening in less than 3 mins.. i remeber watching that ? .. i had tears in my eyes unable to breath..
that law and order sketch... the jury of your peers was the ? that sent me over...
mad real world.... ? killed me....
and that wayne brady ? ... ? ..Goat show...Goat show
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damn. i have no idea. i'd probably have to say the making the band. but i could probably give 10 different answers....and the "i'll ? on you" song was golden
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i forgot about negrodamous
and i think they had the dame dash ? pad -
All of these lines happen in less than three minutes.
"Nice place, ? ." — Dave as Rick
"? yo couch, ? ." — Dave as Rick
"Buy another one, you rich ? ." — Dave as Rick
"See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then, we were the blackest ? on the planet, according to Rick James." — Charlie Murphy
"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that … Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch." — Rick James
"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that … Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch." — Rick James, rewound
"AHHHH, you darkness, you black midnight evil ? . Black magic, darkness, you raw, darkness, you ? delirious ? ." — Dave as Rick
"You are cold as ice." — Dave as Rick
"His legs was like linguini." — Charlie Murphy
"I've been kicked out of better homes than this. They never shoulda gave you ? money. What I'ma do about my legs, Charlie Murphy?" — Dave as Rick -
"nice place ? " is still one of my favorite things to say when walking in ? houses to this day....
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http://youtu.be/pCEzhv1Tqfo
I said "Who You ? ' OJ?" to my girl a millions times watching this sketch
http://youtu.be/mgIlTyCiVYQ
Remember in this one when Questlove started playing the drums and the ? lost it lol. ? started freestylin' somebody yelled out G-Unit!!! Lol -
Cigarello Slim wrote: »http://youtu.be/pCEzhv1Tqfo
I said "Who You ? ' OJ?" to my girl a millions times watching this sketch
http://youtu.be/mgIlTyCiVYQ
Remember in this one when Questlove started playing the drums and the ? lost it lol. ? started freestylin' somebody yelled out G-Unit!!! Lol
"Ay yo!.............*Silence*............Shut the ? up!"
lmao
I remember in that cribs episode when Dave was like" You see I got these african statues..I dont really ? with africa because people is starving to death and that ? aint ballin to me" ? is funny as hell to me for some reason lol -