Bible Verses & Translations 4 the Modern Day ?
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Kushington wrote: »Gold_Certificate wrote: »Damn, I ask for a translation and somehow "lordhonka2" seems to have become aggravated.
This translation ? is serious business.
Is your everlasting soul "serious business"?
You wont think blasphemy is funny when your name isnt in the book of life and youre tossed into the lake of fire.
You need jesus ASAP. But you do have free will, so carry on bruh.
Come on man Jesus gotta have a sense of humor. he liked to kick it & have fun to. i mean the dude did turn water into wine. he obviously liked to get his drink on. the bible described him as having hair of wool and red eyes. idk know about you but that sounds like a rasta to me & we all know how them rasta ? get down. not only that but word on the street is that he had a baby momma named mary who used to be a lady of the night but met Jesus and changed her ways and turned into a down ass ride or die chick. sounds like a bottom ? to me. and he was on that ? the police fight the power ? . dude was going so hard in the paint that the feds put a hit out on him. dude was thuggin from the maneger to the grave on some 2pac ? . dude was thuggin so hard that the grave couldnt hold him down.
Idk about yall but Jesus sound trill as ? to me. he might have red ass eyes right now and be somewhere sippin on some wine reading this thread and trippin the ? out and about to GOAT the ? out of this post. one time for Jesus. r.i.p. to the trillest dude ever. -
? YOU LOOK LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL WITH A STROKE!... I HOPE ? DEALS WITH U AND THIS BLASPHEM THREAD!
? GONE SAY THE WORLD WAS DARK AND WITHOUT FORM.. SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN DRO..... -
Translate all of the nonsensical verses. Oh, wait.
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@kai_vayla all those years I used to go to church as a youth I never learned about Ezekiel 23:19:20 in sunday school and no pastor would ever touch on that subject in a sermon now wonder I stopped going.
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But this is a people robbed and spoiled; they are all of them snared in holes, and they are hid in prison houses: they are for a prey, and none delivers; for a spoil, and none said, Restore. Isaiah 42:22
jesus and thus all the jews like him were black and for some reason, they have this dark cloud around them where ? just don't go right. Everything they have is jacked and sold back to them. They are singled out by predatory lenders like pay day loans, credit, rent-a-rim, and name brand clothes. For some reason, they seem to end up in jail by the numbers and for longer periods of time. They live in squalor and nobody gives a ? . -
Ezekiel is easy, the prostitue is a nation that bends its back in total enthusiam for any country and gives its diseases and ? to those nation.
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lol simple ass ? . @kai, aren't you muslim?
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Whoa g. That wasn't what I was getting at. It actually makes you the same.
But nah I digress. -
DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »? YOU LOOK LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL WITH A STROKE!... I HOPE ? DEALS WITH U AND THIS BLASPHEM THREAD!
? GONE SAY THE WORLD WAS DARK AND WITHOUT FORM.. SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN DRO.....
*worries about something being blasphemous, ignores all the rules about coveting thy neighbours wife on the daily here"
"worries about blasphemy, while he is dark as alll sin"lol simple ass ? . @kai, aren't you muslim?
the ? that has to do with this? did you think i'd be rendered unable to read this thread cuz i was?
y'all bring up the muslim like that ? makes me an alien or something
LOP SIDED HEAD HOE...
I DONT COVETS NOBODY'S WIFE ON HERE, SO SHUT THE ? UP... -
That's what I tried tellin him before, but apparently it's cool.
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DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »? YOU LOOK LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL WITH A STROKE!... I HOPE ? DEALS WITH U AND THIS BLASPHEM THREAD!
? GONE SAY THE WORLD WAS DARK AND WITHOUT FORM.. SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN DRO.....
*worries about something being blasphemous, ignores all the rules about coveting thy neighbours wife on the daily here"
"worries about blasphemy, while he is dark as alll sin"lol simple ass ? . @kai, aren't you muslim?
the ? that has to do with this? did you think i'd be rendered unable to read this thread cuz i was?
y'all bring up the muslim like that ? makes me an alien or something
LOP SIDED HEAD HOE...
I DONT COVETS NOBODY'S WIFE ON HERE, SO SHUT THE ? UP...
*makes fun of my head, like he has a normal head shape*
oh, so the bible is all cool with you flirting up a storm while you are married?
your cool doing that but blasphemy is too much?
YEAH, AND IM SURE ALLAH IS PLEASED WITH YOU BEING MARRIED AND TAKING FLAT ASS PICS FOR THE IC...
HAKUNNA MATATA TO YOU HOE -
This is gonna escalate quick.
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DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »? YOU LOOK LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL WITH A STROKE!... I HOPE ? DEALS WITH U AND THIS BLASPHEM THREAD!
? GONE SAY THE WORLD WAS DARK AND WITHOUT FORM.. SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN DRO.....
*worries about something being blasphemous, ignores all the rules about coveting thy neighbours wife on the daily here"
"worries about blasphemy, while he is dark as alll sin"lol simple ass ? . @kai, aren't you muslim?
the ? that has to do with this? did you think i'd be rendered unable to read this thread cuz i was?
y'all bring up the muslim like that ? makes me an alien or something
LOP SIDED HEAD HOE...
I DONT COVETS NOBODY'S WIFE ON HERE, SO SHUT THE ? UP...
*makes fun of my head, like he has a normal head shape*
oh, so the bible is all cool with you flirting up a storm while you are married?
your cool doing that but blasphemy is too much?
YEAH, AND IM SURE ALLAH IS PLEASED WITH YOU BEING MARRIED AND TAKING FLAT ASS PICS FOR THE IC...
HAKUNNA MATATA TO YOU HOE
the difference is, you slow ? , you don't see me in here complaining about blasphemy when i'm sinning up a storm otherwise, get it now, or do i have to explain it to you some more?
? I AINT ASK YOU TO COMMENT ON MY POST IN THE 1ST PLACE.. SO SIT YO SCRAWNY ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE...
? ALWAYS GOTTA FIND MY POST AND COMMENT ON THEM...
YOU LIKE DRAGONS??? CAUSE ILL BE DRAGON THESE NUTTS ACROSS YO FACE IF YOU KEEP TALKIN
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Did you really just use the dragon line?
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Did you really just use the dragon line?
Wow..
HAHAHA , MAN I WAS SAYING THAT JUNK ALL DAY YESTERDAY... -
VIBE - #1 instigator. Stone him
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Dro just mad cause his age has been revealed. Damn this guy older than Hassan, now thats old. So dro must be the angel of night.
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Why is this in R&R?
Donkey is more fitting. -
R.i.P.
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BOOOOooooooooo!!!! At least put it in Donkey u sensitive ? ...
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Guess this rule of the forum goes out the window.. " ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANTAGONISM"
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Lol...
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i thought this thread was in the spirit of comedic observation?Guess this rule of the forum goes out the window.. " ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANTAGONISM"
