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  • S2J
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    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.


  • MC The Rapper
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    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.

    you don't know what the ? your talking about . ? know d wade can't shoot and still fall for it any way . Have you watch a ball in game in the past decade .

    NBA basketball is way different than playing at the local Y . They go about the game in a different way they trying get

    to foul line to get their points thats what scorer's do . Kobe , Lebron , Pierce etc been doing that pump fake get you
    up in the air ? for the longest its been in the league for the longest but ? still fall for it . Now all of sudden

    dwade is doing it because he lost a step you are really ? .




  • MC The Rapper
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  • Beta
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    Thread stopped being about bosh like 3 pages ago. Thanks ocelot lol remove the meme I made for yu out your sig you ankle lovin muthafucka
  • Chi-Town Bully
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    3 pages of post about pump fakes
  • rage
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    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.


    Just stop, your showing your lack of knowledge here. Wade is 62% from the left wing, 40% from the right wing, 58% from the right side 17-20 feet out. These numbers are the exact reason he gets dudes to bite on the pump fake
  • texas409
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    Y'all ? trippin if you don't think Tony Parker is a HOF
  • ocelot
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    Thread stopped being about bosh like 3 pages ago. Thanks ocelot lol remove the meme I made for yu out your sig you ankle lovin muthafucka

    Ive had sigs off for so long I forgot it was still there...lol
  • DaBull
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    texas409 wrote: »
    Y'all ? trippin if you don't think Tony Parker is a HOF

    3 chips
    1 finals MVP
    career of 18 and 7

    dumb things ppl say in the cheap seats
  • S2J
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    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.

    you don't know what the ? your talking about . ? know d wade can't shoot and still fall for it any way . Have you watch a ball in game in the past decade .

    NBA basketball is way different than playing at the local Y . They go about the game in a different way they trying get

    to foul line to get their points thats what scorer's do . Kobe , Lebron , Pierce etc been doing that pump fake get you
    up in the air ? for the longest its been in the league for the longest but ? still fall for it .
    Now all of sudden

    dwade is doing it because he lost a step you are really ? .




    I watch Heat games-got league pass-he has about a 25% success rate. You watch highlights and see him do it and it works. What they dont show is the other 3 times in the game he tried it and either 1) shot a rythm-less jumpshot after te defender doesnt go for it, 2) kicked it back out after losin his dribble, or 3) shoot leaning-in and cry for the foul. Its cringe-worthy. Its ugly basketball. Its fundamental-less basketball. It is the exact reason they CHANGED THE RULE and refs arent supposed to call that ? .

    @ bolded them dudes are all SHOOTERS. They do the move off of a reaction/overreaction from the defender, while Wade does it as his FIRST move. He has no intention of shooting the shot, but raher he wants the foul. This is crystal clear, not to a to novice fan, but to someone who actually...plays...basketball.

    Yall gon stop this 'bullshyt sports knowlegde' propoganda yall pushin, i swear
  • aneed123
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    Wade don't even try to score no more just ? fake and try to get cheap fouls. It's a disgrace
  • S2J
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    rage wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.


    Just stop, your showing your lack of knowledge here. Wade is 62% from the left wing, 40% from the right wing, 58% from the right side 17-20 feet out. These numbers are the exact reason he gets dudes to bite on the pump fake

    Those numbers are great, they really are...answer me this: Is Dwayne Wade a "shooter"? Yes or no.

    As stated above the guys who USED to eat off that move (KD, Kobe, Pierce, all the way back to Casell) are all traditional, 'make 90 out of 100 jump shots in practice' SHOOTERS. Wade is a slasher. Wade passes up open J's, b/c he's a streak jump shooter. Stats form 1 year dont change his career profile: teams WANT him to take jumpers rather than him gettign ot the bucket. Guys going for that move every once ina while doenst make it an efficient move. Ever.

  • jayhi22
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    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.

    you don't know what the ? your talking about . ? know d wade can't shoot and still fall for it any way . Have you watch a ball in game in the past decade .

    NBA basketball is way different than playing at the local Y . They go about the game in a different way they trying get

    to foul line to get their points thats what scorer's do . Kobe , Lebron , Pierce etc been doing that pump fake get you
    up in the air ? for the longest its been in the league for the longest but ? still fall for it .
    Now all of sudden

    dwade is doing it because he lost a step you are really ? .




    I watch Heat games-got league pass-he has about a 25% success rate. You watch highlights and see him do it and it works. What they dont show is the other 3 times in the game he tried it and either 1) shot a rythm-less jumpshot after te defender doesnt go for it, 2) kicked it back out after losin his dribble, or 3) shoot leaning-in and cry for the foul. Its cringe-worthy. Its ugly basketball. Its fundamental-less basketball. It is the exact reason they CHANGED THE RULE and refs arent supposed to call that ? .

    @ bolded them dudes are all SHOOTERS. They do the move off of a reaction/overreaction from the defender, while Wade does it as his FIRST move. He has no intention of shooting the shot, but raher he wants the foul. This is crystal clear, not to a to novice fan, but to someone who actually...plays...basketball.

    Yall gon stop this 'bullshyt sports knowlegde' propoganda yall pushin, i swear

    Bolded is on some "I actually watch basketball and have actually played organized basketball in my lifetime" ? .

    Oh... And to answer the thread... Bosh is a HoF. A quintessential "Lock" is someone who makes it on their 1st attempt. I don't think he makes it on 1st attempt, but more the 2nd attempt like Reggie Miller.

    #CloseThread
  • S2J
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    aneed123 wrote: »
    Wade don't even try to score no more just ? fake and try to get cheap fouls. It's a disgrace

    Bruh i get amazed at the ? that is common knowlegde IRL and come here and its debated! Lmao I was in a barber shop full of a dozen nggas n we all laughed at Wade's bullshyt while watchin the game
  • S2J
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    jayhi22 wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.

    you don't know what the ? your talking about . ? know d wade can't shoot and still fall for it any way . Have you watch a ball in game in the past decade .

    NBA basketball is way different than playing at the local Y . They go about the game in a different way they trying get

    to foul line to get their points thats what scorer's do . Kobe , Lebron , Pierce etc been doing that pump fake get you
    up in the air ? for the longest its been in the league for the longest but ? still fall for it .
    Now all of sudden

    dwade is doing it because he lost a step you are really ? .




    I watch Heat games-got league pass-he has about a 25% success rate. You watch highlights and see him do it and it works. What they dont show is the other 3 times in the game he tried it and either 1) shot a rythm-less jumpshot after te defender doesnt go for it, 2) kicked it back out after losin his dribble, or 3) shoot leaning-in and cry for the foul. Its cringe-worthy. Its ugly basketball. Its fundamental-less basketball. It is the exact reason they CHANGED THE RULE and refs arent supposed to call that ? .

    @ bolded them dudes are all SHOOTERS. They do the move off of a reaction/overreaction from the defender, while Wade does it as his FIRST move. He has no intention of shooting the shot, but raher he wants the foul. This is crystal clear, not to a to novice fan, but to someone who actually...plays...basketball.

    Yall gon stop this 'bullshyt sports knowlegde' propoganda yall pushin, i swear

    Bolded is on some "I actually watch basketball and have actually played organized basketball in my lifetime" ? .
    Oh... And to answer the thread... Bosh is a HoF. A quintessential "Lock" is someone who makes it on their 1st attempt. I don't think he makes it on 1st attempt, but more the 2nd attempt like Reggie Miller.

    #CloseThread

    Word man. True story: im at the park last year and some HS kid-youngin was nice- pulled the Dwade move--im talkin get the defender up but then not even try to shoot, just put it up so it counts as a shot atempt! Lmao Awkward silence...They gave him ball but u can tell everyone was thinkin:

    NGGA, we dont even shoot free throws!?!? What are you doin?? Lmao smh
  • rage
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    s2jepeka wrote: »
    rage wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.


    Just stop, your showing your lack of knowledge here. Wade is 62% from the left wing, 40% from the right wing, 58% from the right side 17-20 feet out. These numbers are the exact reason he gets dudes to bite on the pump fake

    Those numbers are great, they really are...answer me this: Is Dwayne Wade a "shooter"? Yes or no.

    As stated above the guys who USED to eat off that move (KD, Kobe, Pierce, all the way back to Casell) are all traditional, 'make 90 out of 100 jump shots in practice' SHOOTERS. Wade is a slasher. Wade passes up open J's, b/c he's a streak jump shooter. Stats form 1 year dont change his career profile: teams WANT him to take jumpers rather than him gettign ot the bucket. Guys going for that move every once ina while doenst make it an efficient move. Ever.

    Wade is absolutely a slasher...but the fact that he CAN shoot with accuracy makes that pump fake lethal. If you dont go up there is a 60+% chance that he'll put it in so you have to play the odds and jump. If you jump he's got you...either 1) drives by or 2) gets the foul, goes to the stripe and now your another PF away from the bench. Adding the pump fake is no different than adding post moves or a 3 point shot.
  • yroholla
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    OK so from this thread I learned that Wade is a pump faker cause he can no longer get around the defender....yet he can't shoot....knowing these things people still fall for the fake...sounds like smart b ball to me
  • S2J
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    rage wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    rage wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    1) Dwade is a HOF'er
    2) He has not lost A step...he has lost a COUPLE of steps

    ? yaself if you dont recognize the comedy that is the Dwade 'im too slow to get around you so lemme try this pump fake even tho i dont even shoot jumpers anymore" move.

    2432318_o.gif

    he was doing that pumpfake before he "lost a step" a lot of people were doing it so they can get to the line. that's how cats were getting their points . Are y'all really trying to take that open court discussion and run with it ?

    Bruh...You do not play basketball.

    The pump fake is a useful move when your jumpshot is a viable threat AND you are know for taking whatever shot your faking

    Dwade pre-injuries barely quailified for those 2 points, but now? He isnt even close. Every nggain the league know dwade a) doesnt want to take that jumper, b) is not a real threat to make it anyway. That would be the shot you want him to take....then he yells to the ref beggin for a foul like Felishia old beggin ass

    Hstory lesson: Dwade got that from Sam Cassell, who was a threat to shoot n score right over you so that fake was gold.


    Just stop, your showing your lack of knowledge here. Wade is 62% from the left wing, 40% from the right wing, 58% from the right side 17-20 feet out. These numbers are the exact reason he gets dudes to bite on the pump fake

    Those numbers are great, they really are...answer me this: Is Dwayne Wade a "shooter"? Yes or no.

    As stated above the guys who USED to eat off that move (KD, Kobe, Pierce, all the way back to Casell) are all traditional, 'make 90 out of 100 jump shots in practice' SHOOTERS. Wade is a slasher. Wade passes up open J's, b/c he's a streak jump shooter. Stats form 1 year dont change his career profile: teams WANT him to take jumpers rather than him gettign ot the bucket. Guys going for that move every once ina while doenst make it an efficient move. Ever.

    Wade is absolutely a slasher...but the fact that he CAN shoot with accuracy makes that pump fake lethal. If you dont go up there is a 60+% chance that he'll put it in so you have to play the odds and jump. If you jump he's got you...either 1) drives by or 2) gets the foul, goes to the stripe and now your another PF away from the bench. Adding the pump fake is no different than adding post moves or a 3 point shot.

    Ah ah ah, my friend. Wade does his pump fake AFTER he picks up his dribble. You should know thissss haha smh

    edit: Oh my bad, the highlights only start at him pump-faking. you had no way of knowing that.
  • MC The Rapper
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    @s2jepeka what the ? are you talking about. You said pump faking with no intention of shooting to get to the foul line and then if you don't get the call complaining to the Ref . . That's the NBA game for a scorer getting to the line by any means . I mean this whole thread has been taken over by Wade detractors because your mad at dwayne wade for doing ? that has been done and continues now by a bunch of players. You a lying muthafucka if you saying you got league pass because they still let that pump fake rule , the reggie miller rule , the rip thru move rock in games . Matter fact in the Celtics game (which I supposedly didn't watch since you know my viewing habits) He got that call a few times off the pump fake, in the Detroit game he got that call, the raptors game he got that call. That's apart of the NBA game its call driven and tons of players and coaches try to work the refs. Its not fundamentally sound for the ? that has never played pro ball but its standard practice in the NBA . The NBA is not church league , high school, or college ball its different .
  • ocelot
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    yroholla wrote: »
    OK so from this thread I learned that Wade is a pump faker cause he can no longer get around the defender....yet he can't shoot....knowing these things people still fall for the fake...sounds like smart b ball to me

    Don't know why ? jump... Guess its an reaction thing. I bet if you see Kwhai Lenard guard Wade he'll just keep his hands up and wait Duncan to rebound it...
  • Shizlansky
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    Kobe is the king of that ? .
  • evoljeanyes
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    ? in here hating on Bosh. He is the best overall 4 in the league
  • nawledge_god
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    Hes The Jackie Robinson For Dinosaurs...Why Wouldn't He Be
  • ocelot
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    Sorry Peagle... Had to do it.

    ? thought I was buggin when I said he was washed.
  • buttuh_b
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    rage wrote: »
    DaBull wrote: »
    ? in here taking a dump on washed Wade.................................hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

    ****exits thread still giggling!!!!!****

    btw, ? sonned Pierce in here comparing his career to Bosh.....hahahahahahaahahaahaha

    shouts to ocelot for dropping that knowledge............tony parker career>>>>>Wade

    its soo bad, i done made the ? stop using they fav line

    "but, but, but, he is the best defensive guard since Jordan.....he gets 2 blocks every other thursday night LOL ....FOH"

    Wade >>>>>> Bean

    Word?