Ladies...... what is the kinkiest/nastiest/whorish thing you've ever done or been apart of ?

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  • Kat
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    lechic wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    When I was younger, my ex best friend had a train ran on her by 9 guys in ucla parking lot at 2am after a function.

    My ass was crying, begging and pleading with her to stop and take a taxi with me to go home.

    The guys eventually gotten tired of my ass crying and dropped me off home, while she was in the back seat getting fingered and sucking ? .

    The next day she bought me a gift for not leaving her with all of those guys.

    I was traumatized for a year. I never looked at her the same after that.

    In a Puffy voice, This is the remix and actually the factual version of the story:

    When I was younger, my ex best friend Ihad a train ran on her MEby 9 guys in ucla parking lot at 2am after a function.

    Coming to gripes with nasty, whorish ways was a bit overwhelming, I didn't realize that I had such and insatiable sexual appetite. I love it, the location, the possibility of being seen, and the attention being lavished on me, but at the same time it felt it was wrong due to the social stigma attached being a big ole freak. Afterwards, my ass was crying, begging and pleading with her to stop I took a and take tooka taxi with me to go home.

    The guys eventually gotten tired of my ass crying and dropped me off home, while she I was in the back seat getting fingered and sucking ? all the way home.

    The next day she bought me a gift for not leaving her with all of those guys the guys picked me up and we went to the mo mo and I sucked and ? them all again.

    I was traumatized for a year. embraced my inner ? and realized it was a part of my inner being. I never looked at her the same after that. back after that.

    oh.... Don't confuse me with yo hoe ass momma.

    Don't make up fictitious friends to cover up for the fact that you can't come to grips with that fact that you were sucking and ? ? naked in the parking lot at Pauley Pavilion and you were being ? and ghetto gagged with slob and dried nut on your face during the drive home. Don't deny your inner hoedom, embrace what you and shout from the tallest mountaintops, "Imma nasty ? . I live for ? and sloppy ? . IMMA HOE AND I ? FOR FREE!

    smh..cut that ? out.
  • Purr
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    lechic wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    When I was younger, my ex best friend had a train ran on her by 9 guys in ucla parking lot at 2am after a function.

    My ass was crying, begging and pleading with her to stop and take a taxi with me to go home.

    The guys eventually gotten tired of my ass crying and dropped me off home, while she was in the back seat getting fingered and sucking ? .

    The next day she bought me a gift for not leaving her with all of those guys.

    I was traumatized for a year. I never looked at her the same after that.

    In a Puffy voice, This is the remix and actually the factual version of the story:

    When I was younger, my ex best friend Ihad a train ran on her MEby 9 guys in ucla parking lot at 2am after a function.

    Coming to gripes with nasty, whorish ways was a bit overwhelming, I didn't realize that I had such and insatiable sexual appetite. I love it, the location, the possibility of being seen, and the attention being lavished on me, but at the same time it felt it was wrong due to the social stigma attached being a big ole freak. Afterwards, my ass was crying, begging and pleading with her to stop I took a and take tooka taxi with me to go home.

    The guys eventually gotten tired of my ass crying and dropped me off home, while she I was in the back seat getting fingered and sucking ? all the way home.

    The next day she bought me a gift for not leaving her with all of those guys the guys picked me up and we went to the mo mo and I sucked and ? them all again.

    I was traumatized for a year. embraced my inner ? and realized it was a part of my inner being. I never looked at her the same after that. back after that.

    oh.... Don't confuse me with yo hoe ass momma.

    Don't make up fictitious friends to cover up for the fact that you can't come to grips with that fact that you were sucking and ? ? naked in the parking lot at Pauley Pavilion and you were being ? and ghetto gagged with slob and dried nut on your face during the drive home. Don't deny your inner hoedom, embrace what you and shout from the tallest mountaintops, "Imma nasty ? . I live for ? and sloppy ? . IMMA HOE AND I ? FOR FREE!

    You have a vivid imagination. How about you go outside and play. Do something constructive with your life, imstead of writing sex fantasies.
  • BrideofKilla
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    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
  • Trollio
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    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    Wait...what?
    If thats not pleasurable ? I dont know what is
  • BrideofKilla
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    Top Cat wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    Wait...what?
    If thats not pleasurable ? I dont know what is
    I gave him sleeping pills cause I didn't want him to enjoy it. :-X
  • Trollio
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    Top Cat wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    Wait...what?
    If thats not pleasurable ? I dont know what is
    I gave him sleeping pills cause I didn't want him to enjoy it. :-X

    I bet that ? was confused as ?
    "I know I busted a nut but I was sleep, I swore I was in some ? . The ? ? "
  • ohhhla
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  • Purr
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    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?

    That's ? . Lol. Sleeping pill and viagra? That's a homemade roofie
  • Trollio
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?

    damn girl, you pulled one of these on him

    http://metro.co.uk/2011/07/13/robber-viktor-jasinski-used-for-sex-slavery-by-beauty-salon-owner-olga-zajac-75008/

    Umh. ..you just happen to have that link as a reference huh?
  • BrideofKilla
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    AP12 wrote: »
    Hi AP! Tell me does this rag smell funny to you?
  • Kat
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    I swear I read a story like bride's in Penthouse when I was younger.

    Except it was a little brother being punished for looking at his sister and her friends through a peephone in the closet AND they tied up his ? with a shoelace so he couldn't bust while they tortured him.

    lmao.
  • Kat
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    Peephone though? Peephole.
  • BrideofKilla
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    AP12 wrote: »
    AP12 wrote: »
    Hi AP! Tell me does this rag smell funny to you?

    did you just tell me to smell your period?

    AP doesnt get down like that ma...
    Lol, no silly it was some harmless chloroform...that's all.
  • Trollio
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?

    damn girl, you pulled one of these on him

    http://metro.co.uk/2011/07/13/robber-viktor-jasinski-used-for-sex-slavery-by-beauty-salon-owner-olga-zajac-75008/

    Umh. ..you just happen to have that link as a reference huh?

    lol, what'shisname had made a thread about it when it happened

    i'm not some sort of sexual deviant who stays abreast of all freaky shenanigans

    You not on trial. ........
  • BrideofKilla
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    EmM HoLLa. wrote: »
    I swear I read a story like bride's in Penthouse when I was younger.

    Except it was a little brother being punished for looking at his sister and her friends through a peephone in the closet AND they tied up his ? with a shoelace so he couldn't bust while they tortured him.

    lmao.

    The Hell?.. Just cuz u tie a ? ? with a show lace dont mean he cant squeeze one off.. Lol..

    Interesting theory. Further tests need to be done to prove it. if you're a willing subject.all in the name of science, of course.
  • Kat
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    EmM HoLLa. wrote: »
    I swear I read a story like bride's in Penthouse when I was younger.

    Except it was a little brother being punished for looking at his sister and her friends through a peephone in the closet AND they tied up his ? with a shoelace so he couldn't bust while they tortured him.

    lmao.

    The Hell?.. Just cuz u tie a ? ? with a show lace dont mean he cant squeeze one off.. Lol..

    lmao..I didn't write it!

    I don't even remember how I had access to a Penthouse.
  • joseph sun
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    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    this is the kind of thing ? men do. youre a dude
  • Meta_Conscious
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    its a train for ? sake...
  • BrideofKilla
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    joseph sun wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    this is the kind of thing ? men do. youre a dude

    Smh you'll never be grown or sexy, is that why you lurk around the powder room?
  • joseph sun
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    joseph sun wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    this is the kind of thing ? men do. youre a dude

    Smh you'll never be grown or sexy, is that why you lurk around the powder room?

    im already both
  • Vader_F_Kennedy
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  • Meta_Conscious
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    wait, mafuckas admitting to ? and such? ok
  • BrideofKilla
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    joseph sun wrote: »
    joseph sun wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    this is the kind of thing ? men do. youre a dude

    Smh you'll never be grown or sexy, is that why you lurk around the powder room?

    im already both
    We don't believe you.you need more people.
  • joseph sun
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    joseph sun wrote: »
    joseph sun wrote: »
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    I once tied my man to the bed, gave him sleeping pills and Viagra and me and 3 of my friends had our way with him one at a time. What's that called?

    K so I didn't but this topic would've been better if we could've just talked about fantasies. Why do you men need cold hard facts?
    this is the kind of thing ? men do. youre a dude

    Smh you'll never be grown or sexy, is that why you lurk around the powder room?

    im already both
    We don't believe you.you need more people.

    the same goes for your gender
  • Maximus Rex
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    lechic wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    When I was younger, my ex best friend had a train ran on her by 9 guys in ucla parking lot at 2am after a function.

    My ass was crying, begging and pleading with her to stop and take a taxi with me to go home.

    The guys eventually gotten tired of my ass crying and dropped me off home, while she was in the back seat getting fingered and sucking ? .

    The next day she bought me a gift for not leaving her with all of those guys.

    I was traumatized for a year. I never looked at her the same after that.

    In a Puffy voice, This is the remix and actually the factual version of the story:

    When I was younger, my ex best friend Ihad a train ran on her MEby 9 guys in ucla parking lot at 2am after a function.

    Coming to gripes with nasty, whorish ways was a bit overwhelming, I didn't realize that I had such and insatiable sexual appetite. I love it, the location, the possibility of being seen, and the attention being lavished on me, but at the same time it felt it was wrong due to the social stigma attached being a big ole freak. Afterwards, my ass was crying, begging and pleading with her to stop I took a and take tooka taxi with me to go home.

    The guys eventually gotten tired of my ass crying and dropped me off home, while she I was in the back seat getting fingered and sucking ? all the way home.

    The next day she bought me a gift for not leaving her with all of those guys the guys picked me up and we went to the mo mo and I sucked and ? them all again.

    I was traumatized for a year. embraced my inner ? and realized it was a part of my inner being. I never looked at her the same after that. back after that.

    oh.... Don't confuse me with yo hoe ass momma.

    Don't make up fictitious friends to cover up for the fact that you can't come to grips with that fact that you were sucking and ? ? naked in the parking lot at Pauley Pavilion and you were being ? and ghetto gagged with slob and dried nut on your face during the drive home. Don't deny your inner hoedom, embrace what you and shout from the tallest mountaintops, "Imma nasty ? . I live for ? and sloppy ? . IMMA HOE AND I ? FOR FREE!

    You have a vivid imagination. How about you go outside and play. Do something constructive with your life, imstead of writing sex fantasies.

    I'd rather have a "vivid 'imagination" instead of having phalli sticking out of orifice of my body as if I were a living breathing pin cushion.