WOMEN OF IC: NAME THE WORST SIMPS TO EVER GRACE THIS WEBSITE
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thatboydizz
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in AKA Donkey
Some of the ? I'm reading is just ridiculous. I know yall females be feeling sorry for some of these ? . It's time to tell them how you really feel..
THIS IS HOW NOT TO GET ? ..NUDES..BACKSHOTS IN 2013
"I gave a hoe on Instagram my SS number."
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents."
"i would love to find this ? under the mistletoe, she getting ? "
"Can I play fruit ninja with your nipples?"
"when I was in the 7th grade my first real girlfriend her name was Kerry,I went too the barbershop and had them cut a K into the back of my head(taper) and I was holding her hand in the hallways buying her supplies and extra chocolate milk at lunch being a real simp.
Plus we was rocking each other's chains not a bad thing but hers had a K pendant on it and I actually wore that ? for about 2 weeks."
THIS IS HOW NOT TO GET ? ..NUDES..BACKSHOTS IN 2013
I'll pop that ? like a cork and ? you till you wine
DROWORLDPEACE wrote: »I'LL FLOSS WITH YO ? HAIR
Joseph sun wrote: »I would buy your farts on itunes
sleepwalkinginjapan wrote: »I would drag my nuts through miles of shredded glass to hear you whisper through a walkie talkie
blakfyahking wrote: »If you were a tear in my eye id never cry in fear of losing you
"I gave a hoe on Instagram my SS number."
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents."
"i would love to find this ? under the mistletoe, she getting ? "
"Can I play fruit ninja with your nipples?"
"when I was in the 7th grade my first real girlfriend her name was Kerry,I went too the barbershop and had them cut a K into the back of my head(taper) and I was holding her hand in the hallways buying her supplies and extra chocolate milk at lunch being a real simp.
Plus we was rocking each other's chains not a bad thing but hers had a K pendant on it and I actually wore that ? for about 2 weeks."
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Chi, Joe and Sleep, LMAO!
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Moe James and Maestro777
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those lines were golden
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These ? got the thirst game all ducked up.
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Moe James and Maestro777
Them prolly the only 2 ? you haven't sent straddle pics to
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Plat by any means huh Dizz?
It's nice to know that even tho I'm retired I'm still the standard that simps strive for
SOTY '11, '12 -
I can tell each one of them cats gets mad moose knuckle based off them lines.
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thatboydizz wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Moe James and Maestro777
Them prolly the only 2 ? you haven't sent straddle pics to
I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a ? . -
Sadly, those lames will continue to use the same lines being clueless they don't work.
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I need to teach them ? how to simp, since I created it and past it to Aubrey. ? ! Birdman owes me residuals.
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »thatboydizz wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Moe James and Maestro777
Them prolly the only 2 ? you haven't sent straddle pics to
I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a ? .
Trust me I've seen more of that ass in the few years that I've been here than tarrtarr has seen his whole life -
MzGrahamBitches wrote: »thatboydizz wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Moe James and Maestro777
Them prolly the only 2 ? you haven't sent straddle pics to
I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a ? .
Kat, i'm going to have to ask that you don't speak to my e-hubby like that again... Unless you want me to initiate a cracka v cracka smackdown :-(
Anyway, to answer the thread I cringed several times when DRO was pursuing Kat.
Was very embarassing, had me thinking he stood outside her window at night serenading her with a guitar all in an attempt to get drinking her bathwater :-(
Your e-hubby needs his woman to save him? That's unfortunate, yet not surprising. -
Damn, why won't those ? just write erotica books and make money and get the desired ? with one stone.
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I'm using one them ? tonight!
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I know ole girl @Chicity dropped that one on was ready...
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Ajackson17 wrote: »Damn, why won't those ? just write erotica books and make money and get the desired ? with one stone.
I can't speak for everyone but I certainly don't think someone who says 'I'd buy your farts on iTunes' is capable of writing any erotica I'd want to read :-(
True, I was trying to make them feel better about the situation. -
I was paraphrased SMH
props to t/s for having to make up a line
just so he/she could include my name in his/her thread topic to boost numbers
I appreciate the reverence you have given me shorty
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I think they are all postin in this thread... and you t/s ? are on the board of directors of simps..
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blakfyahking wrote: »I was paraphrased SMH
props to t/s for having to make up a line
just so he/she could include my name in his thread topic to boost numbers
I appreciate the reverence you have given me shorty
No you just ass at simpin and it Probably translates over to real life. You know like the divorce you always talking about? -
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Lady zee tryna get ate before breakfast
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The ladies probably got this song blastin everytime a dude simps on them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpugp6DIb3I&feature=youtube_gdata_player -
thatboydizz wrote: »blakfyahking wrote: »I was paraphrased SMH
props to t/s for having to make up a line
just so he/she could include my name in his thread topic to boost numbers
I appreciate the reverence you have given me shorty
No you just ass at simpin and it Probably translates over to real life. You know like the divorce you always talking about?
please clarify your accusations
otherwise I will no longer acknowledge your baseless rants
you poor fatherless sodomite -
blakfyahking wrote: »thatboydizz wrote: »blakfyahking wrote: »I was paraphrased SMH
props to t/s for having to make up a line
just so he/she could include my name in his thread topic to boost numbers
I appreciate the reverence you have given me shorty
No you just ass at simpin and it Probably translates over to real life. You know like the divorce you always talking about?
please clarify your accusations
otherwise I will no longer acknowledge your baseless rants
you poor fatherless sodomite
By clarify my actions you mean break down my post correct? Because i don't explain myself to no ? body
What I meant was you prolly used that same sorry ass verbage that you post here on your ex-wife which is why she took the car, the kids, and the goldfish and left you with the laptop with the cracked screen. And now you prolly paying her monthly in CS while she suckin ? an laughing.
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