describe what having sex is like
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joseph sun
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Like walking..
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Lile jumping hurdles
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Feels like warm apple pie
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Like walking..
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mmyy ffaauulltt,, ii shhoouulldd off sspeeccifiedd ssttrraigghhtt seexx
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? sex
Straight sex
Animal sex
Long as it has s.e.x. in it you wont be having it.now walk it out -
Thought this was a @Twatgetta thread
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lol@ ? sex being the first type of ssex you thought oof? sex
Straight sex
Animal sex
Long as it has s.e.x. in it you wont be having it.now walk it out
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raw or rubber?
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Wet fleshy hole lol
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ii ppuutt tthiiss iinn tthhee ddoonnkkeeyy
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Like sticking your Johnson in a warm jar of jelly
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? is goat. Feels natural
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joseph sun wrote: »
Actually it was the first sex i assumed you would have in your life since u attack the only women on this site
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like jumping into the shower after a long, hot, and annoying day at work
like indulging yourself to one of mama's sweet potato pies after being away at school
like sipping lemonade in crushed ice after mowing the lawn on a 90 degree day
like getting that fresh cut on a Saturday morning
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warm, soft, and gushy. especially if she got the type of ? that wraps around you like a fitted glove.
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lmao @ the ? and mouth ones
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there was this weird goth dude in a wheel chair in my high school joe. He got dome from some freaky ? . You just gotta find the freaky ? . ? I never got my ? sucked once in high school, and this wheel chair muthafucka gettin his ? sucked left and right by freaky ? .
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Will Munny wrote: »there was this weird goth dude in a wheel chair in my high school joe. He got dome from some freaky ? . You just gotta find the freaky ? . ? I never got my ? sucked once in high school, and this wheel chair muthafucka gettin his ? sucked left and right by freaky ? .
ii wwas trrying tto make a more serioous thread but got lazy in the ffirst post
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I'm dead serious. Him and this other dude would play guitars and ? together and then this freaky hoes would come over and suck them off.joseph sun wrote: »Will Munny wrote: »there was this weird goth dude in a wheel chair in my high school joe. He got dome from some freaky ? . You just gotta find the freaky ? . ? I never got my ? sucked once in high school, and this wheel chair muthafucka gettin his ? sucked left and right by freaky ? .
ii wwas trrying tto make a more serioous thread but got lazy in the ffirst post
My buddy played guitar and they asked him if he wanted to play with them sometime, he said yes. He shows up the house, wheelchair dude mom tells them they are in the basement. He opens on the door, and the wheel chair dude and this other dude are both gettin sucked off at the same time.
My buddy just freezes and is like "uhhh..." and starts to close the door and one of the freak hoes stops and says "wait don't go, you're next." He buddy said he walked out the door and never looked, but I bet he stayed and didn't wanna admit it.
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SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »
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Having sex with Omnipotens Maximus Rex=Ne Plus Ultra. It's Latin, look it ? .
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Like an out of body experience if he's doing it right.
The best part is the first thrust. -
MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Like an out of body experience if its Joker.
The best part is the first thrust.
