How much longer until NFL is no longer watchable?

KINGOFDAARCADE
KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2013 in From the Cheap Seats
I give that ? another 5 years before it's a bunch of ballerina WR's deaking out safeties and corners all game long.

? been pussified.


Forseeable Rule Changes:

QB's can no longer be hit (Two Hand Touch)
Tackles below the knees outlawed
No more shoulder-to-helmet hits allowed
Sack dances illegal
Stiff Arms taken out of the game
Defenders hug ball carrier to down him
Kick Offs taken out of the game (very close to happening)


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  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No Stiff arm to the helmet is the next rule to be placed.
  • will grimey
    will grimey Members Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2013
    Add on wearing pink from head to toe.


    This thread should be renamed The Inevitable Feminization of Pro Football...
  • alejandro
    alejandro Members Posts: 147 ✭✭✭
    But NFL ain't going nowhere. Nobody is checking out for Soccer, Tennis, Golf, WNBA.
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    No Stiff arm to the helmet is the next rule to be placed.

    With the way goddell changing ? up I wouldn't be surprised.
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
    alejandro wrote: »
    Vince McMahon should give up on WWE and bring back XFL!

    Hell no id rather watch lingerie football.
  • coop9889
    coop9889 Members Posts: 7,299 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's not even plausible for the NFL to be "unwatchable" anytime in the near future.

    It will having the highest ratings of any sport in the US for at least the next couple of decades.
  • traestar
    traestar Members Posts: 6,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And Roger Goodell still has a job?
  • KINGOFDAARCADE
    KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    alejandro wrote: »
    But NFL ain't going nowhere. Nobody is checking out for Soccer, Tennis, Golf, WNBA.

    With all the rule changes, and upcoming rule changes..... NFL will be just like Soccer.

    A bunch of nancies taking dives and faking injuries to get yellow flags.

  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    These rule changes are woat, but I ain't even gon' front like I'll stop watching. Like people that smoke cigarettes.
    The price gets higher, the places you can smoke become fewer and fewer, more and more bad news about the ? they put in cigs keeps coming out, but at the end of the day...


































    stock-photo-9171806-man-smoking-many-cigarettes-in-his-mouth.jpg

    ...Y'all keep coppin' 'ports.
  • KINGOFDAARCADE
    KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .

    Speak for yourself. Some ? watch football like females, some watch it like men.
  • StoneColdMikey
    StoneColdMikey Members, Moderators Posts: 33,543 Regulator
    Football will always be the superior sport. unless it goes away.
  • KINGOFDAARCADE
    KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2013
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .

    Speak for yourself. Some ? watch football like females, some watch it like men.


    You must be a ? .

    Regardless of "how" you watch football. The fact is that it's not an addiction like smoking is.

    That was a terrible analogy. Now move on....
  • KINGOFDAARCADE
    KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Football will always be the superior sport. unless it goes away.

    Seeing your signature reminded me..... It's only a matter of time before they take Kick Offs out of the game!
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .

    Speak for yourself. Some ? watch football like females, some watch it like men.


    You must be a ? .

    Regardless of "how" you watch football. The fact is that it's not an addiction like smoking is.

    That was a terrible analogy. Now move on....

    And 99.9% of your threads are terrible. Now move on...
  • KINGOFDAARCADE
    KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .

    Speak for yourself. Some ? watch football like females, some watch it like men.


    You must be a ? .

    Regardless of "how" you watch football. The fact is that it's not an addiction like smoking is.

    That was a terrible analogy. Now move on....

    And 99.9% of your threads are terrible. Now move on...

    But you still enter them and reply.... trying to compare watching football to smoking cigarettes... LMFAO.... you actually thought you were onto something there too. Stupid azz ? .
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2013
    The better question is when will T/S thread making privileges be revoked.

    Word. Goodell need to holla at thatdamnJay and get this ? done.

    Then I'll forgive the rule changes and be like...

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  • damobb2deep
    damobb2deep Members Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Idk because everyone cried about the helmet to helmet tackles by the defense but everyone still watched. The NFL still has the highest ratings. The defenders just had to adjust just like the RBs will have to. A true RB shouldnt have to lead with his helmet anyway.

    its funny how they so worried about concussions but that running back can get injured if he dont lower his head so he can truck thru a defender...
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .

    Speak for yourself. Some ? watch football like females, some watch it like men.


    You must be a ? .

    Regardless of "how" you watch football. The fact is that it's not an addiction like smoking is.

    That was a terrible analogy. Now move on....

    And 99.9% of your threads are terrible. Now move on...

    But you still enter them and reply.... trying to compare watching football to smoking cigarettes... LMFAO.... you actually thought you were onto something there too. Stupid azz ? .

    Like every wack thread you've made that just ends up getting sonned by multiple posters before the first page is done?

    Yeah. You would know.
  • KINGOFDAARCADE
    KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .

    Speak for yourself. Some ? watch football like females, some watch it like men.


    You must be a ? .

    Regardless of "how" you watch football. The fact is that it's not an addiction like smoking is.

    That was a terrible analogy. Now move on....

    And 99.9% of your threads are terrible. Now move on...

    But you still enter them and reply.... trying to compare watching football to smoking cigarettes... LMFAO.... you actually thought you were onto something there too. Stupid azz ? .

    Like every wack thread you've made that just ends up getting sonned by multiple posters before the first page is done?

    Yeah. You would know.

    Except that never happens..... All you did was son yourself with that grade 2 analogy.

    It's funny how offended you got when I shot your analogy down. You mustve thought you were onto some genius ? there. LOL!
  • marc123
    marc123 Members Posts: 16,999 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jus make it 2 hand touch and be done. ? it. smh.
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Terrible analogy.

    People still smoke because their chemically addicted. Physically addicted. They've developed a habit they can't (or don't want to) stop.


    Watching football isn't an addiction by any means. People will stop watching when the product suffers. Look at how popular Boxing was 20 years ago. These days nobody is checking for that ? .

    Speak for yourself. Some ? watch football like females, some watch it like men.


    You must be a ? .

    Regardless of "how" you watch football. The fact is that it's not an addiction like smoking is.

    That was a terrible analogy. Now move on....

    And 99.9% of your threads are terrible. Now move on...

    But you still enter them and reply.... trying to compare watching football to smoking cigarettes... LMFAO.... you actually thought you were onto something there too. Stupid azz ? .

    Like every wack thread you've made that just ends up getting sonned by multiple posters before the first page is done?

    Yeah. You would know.

    Except that never happens.....


    mj-laughing.gif


  • KINGOFDAARCADE
    KINGOFDAARCADE Members Posts: 4,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @greenwood1921 A played out gif. Good one.

    @marc123 we're not far off from two hand touch. I think Running backs will always be tackled, but two hand touch on WR's and QB's isnt unfathomable.