What Is Some Funny/Cool/Weird/ Stuff or Slang Your Kid Says
Rum Middleton
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They didn't get it from you, just some ? they picked up....
My 7 yr old says 'Who's my guard, where is my guard at' talkin bout guardin someone on the court
Also I'm flippin through channels and sometimes there is a delay before it switches, some teenager was lookin at a magazine and masterbatin under the covers, I tried to flip it fast, but he caught it and was like 'Why was he shakin his ? ?' LOL I've never heard that ? before...
My 7 yr old says 'Who's my guard, where is my guard at' talkin bout guardin someone on the court
Also I'm flippin through channels and sometimes there is a delay before it switches, some teenager was lookin at a magazine and masterbatin under the covers, I tried to flip it fast, but he caught it and was like 'Why was he shakin his ? ?' LOL I've never heard that ? before...
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My four year old daughter just randomly blurts out "CAR KEYS!", and stomps out whenever she's been naughty and I kick her out of my room.
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My lil nephew who just turned 1 been doin this for a minute
If hes mad at you for whatever reason he will completely ignore you.. he wont even look at you turns his head and everything.. lol he just kills me with that.
his first word.. was Spongebob
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My 2 yr old is a grouch, dude does this look.
My 3 yr old loves Call of Duty, he picks up on my CoD talk. I let him play vs bots, so when he dies he says, "oh my ? ! You stupid camper!" Or "what the hell! That's ? !".
I just laugh. It's funny. Although I do let him know not to say that. Also, everything is "horrible" to him if he doesn't like it.
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He be sayin Raaannnddy Butterface too. I think that was from some cartoon he watches. He thinks its hilarious..
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my 4year old niece got a crazy lisp and her catchphrase is "i gotta tell u someping"
then she'll spit-whisper nonsense in my ear...
also, she loves to cover her own eyes and say "youuu caaant seeee (lisp) meee" -
"dadadadaadadaadadadadadadaddadadadadadadadada"
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My boy says Easy Peezy...corny ? he picked up from his teacher.
Sidenote: He's in a bball league, its not too competitive, so he got the ball up top, first play, he goes right around the kid and says real loud....EASY PEEZY!
Little ? missed the layup SMH -
ratchet, an in they bag(still dont know what it means)
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25 and I ain't got no kids.
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Will Munny wrote: »25 and I ain't got no kids.
in other words u aint got no worries -
I was in the living room eating homemade nachos with the best trimmings on a Friday night. My girl was like, "Hows the nachos?" I was like,"These nachos off the chain." My daughter was like, "LoL No one says that anymore." I got offended like (the ? ). Then my step-daughter was like, "You coulda said On Point." Then I was like, "Everyone says On Point. The hoody hood word for Off the chain/On point is A-1." They lol'd in agreement. I got my kool dad points back. LoL
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Just found out today that my son has been using my eyebrow shaper to trim his ? . ? ? doing some manscaping with my ? and was like ' I thought that's what it was for!'
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my daugthers says pause alot, completely wrong of course
to her lil bro, 'Nas, you can't be jumping on my bed. PAUSE'
to me waking up late, 'Daddy, I almost made myself breakfast you know. PAUSE'
to her mom, 'my teacher said I be talking to much but it be Ziara. Pause.'
My son love to say 'let's fight' AFTER he punches me in the eye -
currently my 2 year old son is in the habit of say "oh ? "...not cool, and i cant get the lil dude to stop saying it, and it aint just some random ? , he knows how and why its used..spilled his juice box on his white shirt, looked down and said "oh ? "
When you do something that evokes oh ? .. replace it with some PG ? . so he can pick it up.. and hopefully replace it..
or that sponge bob ? barnacles -
My
Seeds. Are deaf mutes right now
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to her lil bro, 'Nas, you can't be jumping on my bed. PAUSE'
You named your son Nas? LoL
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My 2 year old son says McArnolds instead of McDonalds. And he calls every football team the Wavens (Ravens) it doesn't matter who's playing.
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My sons call me old man
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My daughter used to call lollipops, "yellipops".
Called poptarts, "poptards".
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My cousin would get mad so what does she do? She would make this weird noise, then grab your arm and put her forehead on it.
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I'm playing call of duty so when I die I was like ? so one time I was playing and got killed and my daughter who is one yells ? I just looked got killed again she says the same thing while looking me in the eye like it's okay you can do it
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my friend's younger sister is like 17 & got a tattoo recently & every time i go over there she's like "I'M YATTED" like 'i'm tatted' i'm like wtf that ? is so ? please ? the person you got that from.
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Whenever someone says something stupid, my daughter talks over them and says "Go ta' sleep...Go ta' sleep" until they stop talking.
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unspoken_respect wrote: »My cousin would get mad so what does she do? She would make this weird noise, then grab your arm and put her forehead on it.
What the hell was that about?
My daughter would bang her forehead on whatever was near when she would mad. 2 years old, we're in a restaurant and she got mad at me for taking her chicken tender. All you heard was WHAM!!! and the glasses fell over cause this bama banged her forehead on the table. -
my daugthers says pause alot, completely wrong of course
to her lil bro, 'Nas, you can't be jumping on my bed. PAUSE'
to me waking up late, 'Daddy, I almost made myself breakfast you know. PAUSE'
to her mom, 'my teacher said I be talking to much but it be Ziara. Pause.'
My son love to say 'let's fight' AFTER he punches me in the eye
i think she's clever a hell I'd you think about it...lol
