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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 6,385 ✭✭
    edited May 2013
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    @deadeye, you created quite the thread.....

    I see what you did there....

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  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    He told me "I wanna ? you in the ass" so I told him I'd think about it (cause he's packing HEAT)
    So I thought about it and said why not its not like I haven't tried this before.

    So last night we got the ? and the condoms and I did the lil enema thing, we start making out and he proceeds to eat my ? and play with my ass. So then he says "you ready?" I was like hell yea...... I WAS NOT ? READY DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! My ass is on fire still!!! He got a some good strokes in before I gave up.

    Not for ? .
    My ? jumped while reading this.
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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Empress_ wrote: »
    @deadeye, you created quite the thread.....

    I see what you did there....

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    @empress_


    Thank you for acknowledging my subtlety and tact.


    As always......with compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.

  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    caddo man wrote: »
    He told me "I wanna ? you in the ass" so I told him I'd think about it (cause he's packing HEAT)
    So I thought about it and said why not its not like I haven't tried this before.

    So last night we got the ? and the condoms and I did the lil enema thing, we start making out and he proceeds to eat my ? and play with my ass. So then he says "you ready?" I was like hell yea...... I WAS NOT ? READY DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! My ass is on fire still!!! He got a some good strokes in before I gave up.


    I will be fapping to this tonight.

    Pico should consider herself quite fortunate that she wasn't with me because I wouldn't have shown her any mercy at all.


  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2013
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    Whatup deadeye, how's your good eye?
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    crown n coke??

    gottdayum ........? i ani't seen that ? since that time me and my homeboy wandered into a 45 n older spot....
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    .IRS. wrote: »
    Whatup deadeye, how's your good eye?

    I have 20/20 vision in both of my eyes BA.

    My s/n is actually derived from my billiards skills.

    Now that we've gotten that out of the way, do you care to elaborate on that "grass is greener" illustration you posted a few days back?

  • MsSouthern
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    Du_Du wrote: »
    crown n coke??

    gottdayum ........? i ani't seen that ? since that time me and my homeboy wandered into a 45 n older spot....

    are you trying to be funny Du ????


  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    he just dont know any better.....that's my ? ...just a splash of coke tho....
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dark liquor <<<<
  • Meta_Conscious
    Meta_Conscious Members Posts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    He told me "I wanna ? you in the ass" so I told him I'd think about it (cause he's packing HEAT)
    So I thought about it and said why not its not like I haven't tried this before.

    So last night we got the ? and the condoms and I did the lil enema thing, we start making out and he proceeds to eat my ? and play with my ass. So then he says "you ready?" I was like hell yea...... I WAS NOT ? READY DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! My ass is on fire still!!! He got a some good strokes in before I gave up.

    I must have missed the part where you spoke on drinking a bottle of vodka beforehand.

    Never have ? sober...ever.

    Girl I has Hennessy!

    white women drink Hennessy?
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    edited May 2013
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    ^^^^^yes especially if I feel like being a bad girl
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dark liquor <<<<

    lightweight...

    nah but i'll get down wit some vodka....its gotta be some good ? tho.....and its just a different type of buzz for me....i go from being all pumped up to being dizzy wit the nose sweat real quick lol....

    i can drink whiskey or cognac all night tho
  • Kat
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    Speaking of vodka, @MsSouthern have you ever heard of a vodka called Deep Eddy's?

    It's our new go to for the cheap vodka but I saw on the bottle it's made in Austin.

  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    Yes I love their Grapefruit/Vodka mix

    Perfect for Weekend Brunch
  • Dupac
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    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Du_Du wrote: »
    crown n coke??

    gottdayum ........? i ani't seen that ? since that time me and my homeboy wandered into a 45 n older spot....

    are you trying to be funny Du ????


    rofl...naw i'm dead serious....

    i never saw no one mix crown n coke other than that one night./...

    them ladies was trill as ? though.....so i guess it's cool
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    has a question been asked yet?


    @kai_valya



    First page:


    deadeye wrote: »
    Anyway, how are you all doing today?

    What do y'all have planned for the weekend?



    ^^^^^^
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2013
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    Dark liquor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    is that ? . A triple shot of Henn on ice with a Amberbock to chase it. Let's get it.
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    has a question been asked yet?


    @kai_valya



    First page:


    deadeye wrote: »
    Anyway, how are you all doing today?

    What do y'all have planned for the weekend?



    ^^^^^^

    oh, my bad

    well i'm doing wonderful today. just got back from the grocery store, deciding what to make for dinner. probably spaghetti and meatballs with some breadsticks and an entenmanns style crumb cake for dessert (i found a copy cat recipe online)

    as for the weekend, i don't really have any plans, first weekend after classes finished for me. so i'll probably sleep in, catch up on my shows, and smoke and drink with the hubby. best way to spend a weekend imo

    how are you tho my darling deadeye?

    I'm good.

    No complaints :-)
  • MoneyPowerRespect
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    I'm spending time wit some friends. I'm going to cook n chill. I actually just came back from Atlanta. I went with my best friend's family because they were on family feud. I got to see Steve Harvey and tlk to him for a brief moment. Made my Lil day lol